World's Best Pirate Cursed by a Witch - Black Sam Bellamy and the Witch of Wellfleet

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe whether a body preserved from the late neolithic period known today as Ötzi is tracking down and killing those who disturbed Ötzi’s several thousand year resting place. Discovered in September 1991, many who were involved in this frozen discovery have since passed away. Is this one truly a curse, or is nature just taking its natural course? Remember that calling BS on a curse is a BAD MOVE. Alongside all that we ponder… Would Kev and G survive in the Copper Age? All that and more on this week’s probe.     Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens   Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/     Probe us: Email: [email protected] Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers     Music:  Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō.     Sources: Sabrina’s summary in the Lethbridge News: https://lethbridgenewsnow.com/2021/10/08/the-curse-of-otzi-the-iceman/   TreeHugger facts about Ötzi: https://www.treehugger.com/things-you-dont-know-about-otzi-4868803   Ötzi‘s genetic history: https://phys.org/news/2016-01-discoveries-otzi-genetic-history.amp   Tsemrinpoche detailed write up: https://www.tsemrinpoche.com/tsem-tulku-rinpoche/paranormal/creatures-and-monsters/the-curse-of-otzi-the-iceman.html    Link for what Ötzi sounded like: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_FUH4xpYUMs   Also see: https://www.sciencealert.com/this-is-what-oetzi-the-iceman-sounded-like#

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe two sisters at Trout Lake, Canada in 2005. What these people saw was oh so much more than fish. Dolphins, perhaps? Pokemon? Or was it god damn aliens? Alongside that we ponder what keeps Greybeard running during these sleepy times? All that and more on this episode.     Probe us: Email: [email protected] Instagram @ ButItWasAliensPodcast Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join E Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens   Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/     Probe us: Email: [email protected] Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers     Music:  Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com and via Purple Planet at www.purpleplanet.com - thank you most kindly good people.

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe several simian sightings from 1878, 1879, the late 1800’s and as recently as the 1980’s in England within the United Kingdom. Is there a ghostly gorilla roaming the lands of the Shropshire Union Canal? Does this creature stalk those who pass Bridge 39? Is this creature cold? Or is the creature responsible for these several shocks actually the lingering spirit of a deceased workman from the area, as the police of the day seemed to believe? Or perhaps a gorilla on horseback roams the British countryside to this day? Was this thing a Pokemon? Alongside that it is pondered as to what gorilla’s like to do with bananas… HERE HE COMES BANANA SLAMMA KONGO BONGO’s HERO. All that and more on this week’s file.     Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens   Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/     Probe us: Email: [email protected] Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers     Music:  Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. When Kev sang the Donkey Kong Country theme, the theme of the actual Nelvena and Medialab-produced cartoon composed via Pure West was underlaid because IT HAD TO BE DONE. There was a tiny tiny snippet of the Indiana Jones theme song aka The Raiders March as Kev hummed the tune, which was composed and conducted via John Williams courtesy of Polygram, Sony Music and Colombia Records. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō.      Sources: Spooky Isles: https://www.spookyisles.com/man-monkey-shropshire-union-canal/   Canal & River Hub: https://canalriverhub.co.uk/the-shropshire-man-monkey-bigfoot-of-the-uk-canals/   Cryptid Archives: https://cryptidarchives.fandom.com/wiki/Man-monkey?fbclid=IwAR03wGDwI197Dm1MTHUywofoqHOTNGRkVWlTg1KAPymAFp2kOFg49Rd7Ass_aem_AfMkMBwLWL-MDHTmBfnrVf1V9-1-DeaZzo89gHHzS6zZntfvGsiBjFQ9feIhTSQ4oj8    Karl Shuker article: https://karlshuker.blogspot.com/2010/09/devil-of-mystery-from-smethwick.html?m=1

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe four UFO sightings of a similar, possibly the same craft in the Wisconsin area. Suspiciously, all these crafts were witnessed by people with no, or 1 letter surnames. Were the witnesses MiB’s? Are we being MiBbed off? Are these photos legitimate, have they been Photoshopped or have these old timer camera’s just naturally f’d up? Alongside that we ponder whether Greybeard should get Nintendo Online or play Helldivers? All that and more on this weeks episode.      Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens   Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/     Probe us: Email: [email protected] Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers     Music:  Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com and via Purple Planet at www.purpleplanet.com - thank you most kindly good people.

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe someone who is officially the most successful pirate in history, Black Sam Bellamy. Black Sam came from humble beginnings, a young British Navy sailor who turned treasure hunter in order to secure the marriage of Sam’s true love (Sam had to get rich or die trying). Things went a bit sideways however when Sam found that the 1715 Treasure Fleet had already been recovered (well, the easy bits at least) meaning that Sam had no quick and easy treasure to achieve his goal. What’s a skilled man of the sea to do when in need of money? That’s right, PIRATE. Black Sam Bellamy would come in to contact with famous pirates Henry Jennings, Benjamin Hornigold and Blackbeard and join the Flying Gang but Sam would become more successful than all of them, depending upon how you define success… From storming ships naked to deceiving ships with fake flags, Sam earned well over one hundred million dollars in today’s currency. At the height of Sam’s success however, Sam longed for love. Allegedly. Truthfully. At this very same moment, it is alleged that Sam’s love, who had encountered misery whilst waiting for Sam, placed a curse on Sam. Sam, unaware of the misery of his love, would one day return but this day may just have been Sam’s last. Was witchcraft responsible? Alongside that, we ask whether a pirate can be truly good if they put everything to the vote… All that and more on this week’s file.     Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens   Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/     Probe us: Email: [email protected] Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers     Music:  Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. As it’s a pirate episode, we had to easter egg and include our favourite music from Rare’s formerly exclusive Xbox title Sea Of Thieves, courtesy of Microsoft and composed via the magical Robin Beanland. Those tunes included Maiden Voyage, Summon the Megalodon, Shipwreaks and We Shall Sail Together. We closed out the episode with the usual ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō.     Sources:  Wikiwand: https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Samuel_Bellamy    Historical Society of Old Yarmouth article on Mary ‘Goody’ Hallet: https://www.hsoy.org/blog/2023/3/16/mmrensabce8y1twvpa1ka6a4hfokvv    Wicked Yankee blog detailing Mary Hallet: http://wickedyankee.blogspot.com/2011/10/mary-hallet-witch-of-eastham.html?m=1   Pirates Love Fandom stub on Mary Hallet: https://pirateslove.fandom.com/wiki/Maria_Hallet   Real Pirates podcast - 4 episode series on Black Sam Bellamy.

The paranormal comedy podcast where we probe George Wheeler’s 1976 sighting of something in the sky. What? It’s not entirely clear on first analysis actually. On second analysis, it was a flying saucer. On third, a Jaffa Cake. On fourth, the moon. Nobody can be sure until we pop the lid off this one and see what’s going on with that dangly bit… All that and more on this episode.     Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens   Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/     Probe us: Email: [email protected] Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the Voronezh UFO. 27/09/1989. This date is written in now Russian history for this was Independence Day. Well, not that type of Independence Day but a big-a** spaceship may have breached then-Soviet airspace. The smart folks (possibly the adults because those witnesses may have allegedly truthfully disappeared) ran. Those with their wits perhaps less about them, stood awestruck. Did the craft land? If a craft lands and an alien exits said craft, the first thing they teach you in MiB Academy is to not directly approach an alien. One child didn’t follow this teaching, f’d around and found out. Parallel to that, this one was witnessed by the police and with such an authentic sighting, this one quickly made it’s way to the media of the time. State media. Scientific analysis ensued. Alongside that it is pondered through the episode… What kind of potential weapon found laying around the house would be best to combat an alien invader? What could you say to an alien that would result in the alien immediately opening fire on you? All that and more on this week’s file.     Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens   Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/     Probe us: Email: [email protected] Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers     Music:  Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō.     Sources: Oddity Hive: https://oddityhive.com/ufo-phenomenon/voronezh-ufo-incident/   Washington Post: https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/1989/10/10/back-in-the-ufo/bcac9950-8ea1-47d7-8539-e16aec4542e1/   Alchetron: https://alchetron.com/Voronezh-UFO-incident

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe whether Kevin was probed. Well, abducted. But not our Kevin, he’s a national icon and global treasure. This Kevin was in Canada and on the 2nd of September 1987 this Kevin was taking a lads holiday to the Dewhurst Creek between Sheldon Lake and Macpass. Moose hunting and fishing were on the agenda but what went down, or up, was something much more extraterrestrial. Alongside that we ponder whether a tree falling down in space would make a sound. All that and more on this weeks probe.     Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens   Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/     Probe us: Email: [email protected] Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers     Music:  Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com and via Purple Planet at www.purpleplanet.com - thank you most kindly good people.

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe an alleged physical assault on Bigfoot. It's the Sassy Saga part two - the second time we've probed Bigfoot. In 2010, Tim Peeler’s dogs were in heat which was very important for us to know. That heat, may have attracted Bigfoot. Ole’ Sassy themselves. Being randy, Bigfoot simply wouldn’t ‘GET’ and so Tim had to take action. That action was first to poke Sasquatch with a stick but when that didn’t work, Tim brought out the big guns. Tim’s gun. By gun, we mean Tim’s arm - Tim punched Bigfoot. That’s right, Tim Peeler, is the man who socked Bigfoot. What did Bigfoot do? This led us to another emergency services call about Bigfoot over in Washington State. Are these two calls the most compelling Bigfoot eye witness accounts there have ever been? Alongside that we ponder whether coyotes are coy… Was Tim Peeler a Pokemon trainer? Can Bigfoot speak dog? All that and more on this week’s file. Go on, GET.   The Tim Peeler calls between 13:25 - 15:40 and 17:06 - 23:17 The news report is 29:07 - 31:01 Washington State 911 call: 35:03 - 36:28     Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens   Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/     Probe us: Email: [email protected] Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers     Music:  Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō.     Sources: YouTube audio of the Tim Peeler 911 call:  Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juVIyVwjBzA (2:15) Part 2: https://youtu.be/MUS2vMgKda0?feature=shared (6:10) Another link: https://youtu.be/ke42-2nfbbg?si=ib6Lr7Nn5v-asjv1 (1:52)   WCNC News Report on Tim Peeler: https://youtu.be/EppoBdFUyYE?si=8l6Ve80hlvaUbvBN    Tim Peeler’s own account on YouTube via Tim’s YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/qhDI_9MlUIE?feature=shared Back up of Tim’s account: https://youtu.be/0waaPsgrdH0?feature=shared    YouTube audio of the second Bigfoot 911 call in Kitsap, Peninsula, Washington State during 1990: https://youtu.be/WmbNEKrNnvg?feature=shared    CBS article of man struck by vehicle pretending to be Bigfoot: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-hit-by-car-twice-in-apparent-bigfoot-hoax/

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe . 3am, March, 1979, USA - the details aren’t clear but what can you expect when aliens and memory wiping are involved? Pat Eudy was a 46 year old driving to Monroe who may or may not have been but probably was slabbed and probed. After two years, Pat sought answers. Those answers, were that Pat was abducted by aliens and spent some time in a cockpit before being strapped down and analysed. Alongside this, Mr Moonwalker shares his interaction with a former UFC fighter who didn’t take kindly to backhanded support. All that and more on this week’s episode.     Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/butitwasaliens   Store: https://butitwasaliens.co.uk/shop/     Probe us: Email: [email protected] Instagram/Threads @ ButItWasAliens Twitter @ ButItWasAliens Facebook: @ ButItWasAliens - join Extraterrestrial Towers     Music:  Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com and via Purple Planet at www.purpleplanet.com - thank you most kindly good people.