Episode 31: Dead Men Tell No Tales, Huh?

We’re just two girls standing in front of you asking you to run in here and come get y’all’s Value Brand Cullens cuz we don’t want them. Chapter 15 of Life and Death. Sorry for the delay!

We cover chapter 14 of Life & Death. Kristine continues to be the biggest Royal/Edythe Truther. We go on several tangents and then eventually land on the very important point that you should get vaccinated. Your balls will be fine.

Chapter 13 of Life and Death! It’s the meadow scene where Beau almost breaks out into several Hozier songs. Disclaimer: Gets loud and no dogs were hurt in the filming of this episode.

Chapter 12 of Life and Death and we really have to stop expecting Stephenie Meyer to be anything but the worst.

It is the one year anniversary of and also! We’re so proud we’ve stuck with it. In this episode we discuss Chapter 11 of Life and Death and also rant about the sexism in Stephenie Meyer’s portrayal of Edythe Cullen. Obviously. We will always slander Stephenie.

Chapter 10 of Life and Death. The toxicity levels in this chapter are astronomical and Jeremy becomes the unexpected villain of the piece. Justice for Jessica Stanley. Warning: loud laughter in this episode.

Chapter 9 of Life & Death has taught us that we’re still mad at Edward, Twilight movie the goat, and that Beau’s love language is apparently physical touch.

Chapter 8 of Life and Death. We had a little break because of work stuff. But we’re back, baybee! And we’re in Port Angeles and Stephenie Meyer was on one and therefore we were on one.

Chapter 7 of Life and Death. Stephenie Meyer is really bad at percentages, Beau is really good at thinking, and Kristine is really just doing her best to sell Microsoft products.

Chapter 6 of Life and Death - Twilight Reimagined. We meet girl Jacob and Stephenie continues to disprove her own point. Also, Logan can choke. (So can McKayla if we keeping it a buck).