Episode 49: High Five

 Rita's ally Madame Woe mistakes Marge, Billy's new girl, for a Ranger and captures her. The actual Rangers come to her rescue, but can they save her, or will Billy remain dateless for the upcoming dance? And also, like, will she die? Bill and Joey take on this classic epsidoe featuriing some excellent Super Sentai footage and equally terrible American Ranger footage. You won't wanna miss this. 

Trini brings her favorite doll named Mr. Ticklesneezer, to Angel Grove High for Hobby Week. Ticklesneezer goes around shrinking everything, from buildings to trains, even Billy and Trini, and collecting them in bottles. Bill and Joey break down this misunderstood villain in this weeks episode and lear about the power of friendship along the way. Also WTF is there a Hobby Week at a High School for?

Kimberly and Trini become "big sisters" to a mischievous little girl named Maria. Also there are eggs involved. Again.... Bill and Joey crack the case of the Power Eggs and find out whether or not Chunky Chicken is an all time Ranger villain. 

Time to dance in Angel Grove. The Rangers gather to boogie down on the dangerous Gnarly Gnome before he takes over the children in Kim's class. Bill and Joey try to make sense of this insane episode featuring some of the worst scenes in all of Power Rangers. Buckle up!

If you didn't think Jason was hunky before, just wait until you watch this episode. Hes got the guns out and hes sweating hard at the pump bench. ooh lah lah! Bill and Joey try not to sweat too much while watching this crazy episode featuring a classic villain and some nutty Ranger hijinx. 

Have you and your friends ever tried to clean up your local industrial waste dump? No?! You inconsiderate dweeb! Luckily, the Rangers are all about cleaning up goo in this early episode. Bill and Joey team up to talk about the eco-Rangers and their struggles to beat the classic Minotaur. We also see, for the first time, some sexy shiny new weapons. 

Season 5! We are back. And we are back with some season 1 episodes that we have missed the first time around. In this high octane thrillfest, Jason climbs some rope, Trini is afraid of everything and Billy says words that make your mind hurt. Bill and Joey break down the second episode ever of Power Rangers and get chilled to their BONES. 

Joey and Bill climb out from their candy comas to talk about a classic Halloween Ranger episode. Join them as they chat about bobbing for apples in the age of Covid, Tommy and his cringe-ness and naming your kid Karen. There are plenty of treats and maybe a few tricks in this pre-season 5 episode.

In this special episode, Bill and Joey take a break from planning season 5 and take a trip down nostalgia lane with the Netflix one-off episode, Power Rangers: Once and Always. Does this 30 year anniversery story fall hard on its face or wow us and bring the classic Rangers into the future? Well.... it kind of does both.

When the Power Rangers franchise announced a reboot of the original 5 and a movie was coming out, everyone who loved this fandom was excited. Big names were involved, the budget was bigger and the thought was that they could really do this franchise justice. The product that was delivered wasn’t bad by any stretch but it did leave us with a bad taste in our mouths. Bill and Joey have assembled a panel this week to discuss this movie. The 6 person panel, consisting of Bill, Joey, Ryan, Kyle, Eskra and Taylor breakdown this movie in the most hilarious way possible. The season 4 finale is the longest episode of Zords yet and every second is needed to discuss this blockbuster disappointment. Join us on this excursion.