11 Your Diet is WRONG

We talk about roaches, Wawa drug deals, and rubber fetuses.

This episode is Panera vs Taco Bell. We also talk about Gandhi, Applebees, the Chik Fila cult, and Tanacon.

This week Christine and Xan are joined by a very special guest: wellness coach and registered dietician Laura Nagy. Christine finds out whether she'll die from drinking coca cola, and Laura debunks loads of popular health myths us normies totally believed.

We try writing the worst Harry Potter fanfiction ever. We end up writing "That One Time Draco Malfoy Got Some Ass", a tale featuring drag and wigs that'll leave you all Cho-ked up.Link to the fanfiction: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16gwlfUjY2Xh9yYa1s4kQ6z9ZbKoWr73_ZufCZablElY/edit?usp=sharing

It's the Food VS Retail Showdown! After talking about SVU and some relevant celeb news, Christine and Xan go head to head to determine who deals with more annoying customers at their part time jobs.

We try to talk about JFK, 9/11, and Britney Spears conspiracy theories with our recurring guest Michael. We end up talking about cloning, aliens, and the shadow government.

In this minisode, the girls take Xan's unofficial "depression test" and reveal wayyyy too much information that you probably didn't need to know.