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Escape Rooms, Non-Ticking Boyfriends and the 'Uber Eats Bike Tipping' SCAM."Something tells me if she jumped off the Titanic, you wouldn't hear her ticking anymore"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the show

Zero Toilet Paper Clogs, Graduation Lawn Signs and Swiping the Weather Credit Card."Just because you moonwalk doesn't mean you're affiliated with Michael Jackson"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the show

Relationship Dealbreakers, Urine Sample Philosophies and the SCAMs of the Week“With my luck, I'm gonna open those test results and get the Dallas Buyers Club McConaughey news"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the show

Olympic Role Models, Prosthetic Legs and the Great PayPal Hack of 2027“He may not have the gold medal but he has the golden cahk”Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the show

Facebook Marketplace, Emotional Balding and the Singles Run SCAM"All it took was one night where she met another me who's more me than me"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the show

Home Depot Coliseum Ruins, Foreign Accent Syndrome & the European Air Conditioning SCAM."I felt like if I flipped over one of those 'ancient ruins' I would see a Home Depot tag on it"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the show

Rat King Summer, The 7 Circles of Hell & the FlyMeOut SCAM"If you did things in your life to avoid going to hell, I think you’re going to hell”Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the show

Professional Protestors, The Month Fantasy Rankings & the SCAM(s) of the Week “There is absolutely something scam related about a protest happening in the same college dorm that a best-of-7 FIFA 2022 tournament is taking place"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the show

Eclipse Watch Parties, Gen Z Inner Monologue & the Broker Blackmail SCAM.“Using the word ‘journey’ is simply a way to justify previous poor behavior"Subscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the show

Dusty Donut Assortments,  Syndey Sweeney's Cans & the Designer's Choice SCAMSubscribe to the You're Still Here?!? Podcast and follow @AndyFrancess on social mediaSupport the show