Cast 639: Rita in Plastic

As my man Luda once postulated "How you ain't gon' f*ck? B1tch I'm me I'm the crom damn reason you in V.I.P. CEO, you don't have to see ID I'm young, wild, and strapped like Chi Ali Blaow, we ain't got nothin' to worry about Whoop ass, let security carry 'em out. Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are reckless. Feels like a midget is hangin' from my necklace." And there ends the lesson my children. Go now, seek thirds and break a KitKat into fourths. 

Its our first cast of 2026 and you can bet its our best! I mean you could bet that way but odds in Vegas are against it. You ever been to Vegas? Its pretty cool but the food isn't as good as they say it is. I went to Ceasers Palace once and saw absolutley no christians being thrown to lions and no senate stabbings - I felt lied to. 

So lets talk a little turkey for Xmas/New Years here. Did I edit this cast, the answer is yes. It is here and I did make the file. Did I listen to anything but the start and the finish and make it clip in to the intro and outro? I did not. I'm assuming what happened was the kind of audio magic that only happens once in a generation. The kind of show that will cure herpies and end world hunger. That is what I, and I'm sure you, are looking forward to. Enjoy!

Hey its holiday time and we have a cast for you. Because we are cool like that. You know Beef loves you but Jake, maybe not. Rita is just a glowing ball of patienence.

Do we know whats going on? We do not. Do we want to know? We do not. We just do like we do and hope Rita can pull us back from the fire. 

Thanksgiving is upon us. Okay thanksgiving is more than upon us, its behind us. So as we peer into the rearview and look into the eyes of the casts favorite holiday we pay tribute to the sexy pilgram - You're Welcome!

Have you ever wondered what happens inside our brain when we read news on the cast and start to drift? Then wonder no more my friends for your answer lies within!

Time counts and keeps countin', and we knows now finding the trick of what's been and lost ain't no easy ride. But that's our trek, we gotta' travel it. And there ain't nobody knows where it's gonna' lead. Still in all, every night we does the tell, so that we 'member who we was and where we came from... but most of all we 'members to post this cast cuz we been forgett'n to post it.

I bet you think this is a normal day and a normal cast. I'll bet you think your life can't be changed by a single cast in one fateful hour. Well, in this case you would be correct but we tried anyway.

Get ready, get out your dollar bills ya'll, here comes Hamstering. Yep its a new term ready for primetime and the Crue break it down like a fraction for you. We are truly doing the lords work out here.