Obligatory Hello

The Astronauts get a little boozy. Alex serves out more positive life advice while railing on loud music blasting from cars. Melissa listens and learns and offers lodging for Floridian Expats.

The Astronauts change their names. Melissa starts a new app, and Alex gives the listeners an air quality check.  Join the Astronaut on their We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook Group. We don’t post much and when we do….it’s crap.

The Astronauts chat about Chat GPT. Alex goes on a listener shout out rampage and Melissa still backs up her Neil Diamond fandom. Remember to join the Astronauts on their ill managed Facebook Group, We Could Have Been Astronauts, and tell us the worst thing you’ve ever smelled.

The Astronauts try to pronounce the name of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s Tequila. Melissa begs Alex to watch Ghostbusters, while ABish finally nails a coherent analogy

The Astronauts finally weigh in on the Super Bowl Half Time Show (we know, you've been waiting). Alex has sleep troubles and Melissa gets felt up @ a farm show. 

Surprise, the Astronauts are back! Melissa feels very much like a Tombstone pizza while Alex sort of embraces his Guatemalan Heritage.  Feel free to join us on the We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook Group (It’s the only social media we can figure out).

The Astronauts are available for all your advertising needs. Melissa survives the COVIDS and Alex gets a Tarot reading.

The Astronauts discuss bagels and the masterful food workers who serve them. Alex eulogizes himself as his liver takes a leave and Melissa looks into unorthodox healthcare providers.

The Astronauts have a lot going on in this episode from surfing to militias. Melissa can now do all the drugs and Alex assures the olds that it’s ok to not understand TikTok Influencers.