70: The Priest and the Drill Sergeant

Love is in the air... again! Devin and Noah repeat and reverse their Blind Date experiment by having a suitor for Devin on the show! Meet Reed Buck, the man of Devin's dreams...???? Noah moderates and does his best to make everyone uncomfortable, while going deep into some hard personal truths.  This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern getting banned from Bumble, an unwelcome nickname, and a bar mitzvah mom who gets too freaky during Despacito.  Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES WHENEVER THE HELL WE FEEL LIKE IT!

Devin and Noah wax themselves (audio only, of course)! Devin does her downstairs and Noah does his underarms and chest. Laugh as they try to sing through the pain! This is not a stunt! Well, it is, but they really did wax themselves on mic. Let's just say things get hairy... This episode’s Dumbest Things of the Week include an absolutely bussin’ Spiderman birthday party and a maybe car accident. Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY OTHER THURSDAY/WHENEVER THE HELL WE FEEL LIKE IT!

Experimental ep! Devin moderates a first date between Noah and a girl he matched with on Tinder, Kelsi. They haven’t spoken until now, and this is their chance to get to know each other and see if it’s a good match! Tune in as they talk fetishes, backgrounds, dating preferences, and Devin constantly checking to see if they’re in love yet. This episode’s Dumbest Things of the Week concern a can opener, the smallest Doordash order ever, and some spicy tacos. Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps!

Devin and Noah are thrilled to interview Wesley (@wayofthewesley), a fabulous drag performer whom they’ve known since dancing together in college. Wesley uses drag to blend fierce femme realness with campy kooky character cosplay, and has been blowing up on social media! Together they talk Wesley’s drag origins, opinions on the Drag Race machine, then play a game called “Lip Sync for an Extra Life!” in which they pit classic video game characters against each other in Lip Sync for Your Life situations and decide who would win and what tricks they would pull out. Wario vs. Mario? Princess Peach vs. Bowser? Who wins and who gets the chop?! This episode’s Dumbest Things of the Week concern a volcano eruption (of sorts), a carbon monoxide detector, and the dumbest car accident ever. Follow Wesley @wayofthewesley on Instagram, Twitter & TikTok Check out their upcoming drag band The Bad Judies @thebadjudies Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY OTHER THURSDAY!

The Two Dummies are back! Did you miss us? And this time they're in the same room! This week's guest is the hilarious comedian/writer Robby Hoffman (Chris Gethard Show, Just for Laughs, upcoming ShowTime show "Rivkah"). They talk Jewish mothers and Robby's time with The Chris Gethard Show, then play a game of "Jewy or Phooey?" in which they pair off two items and decide which is most Jewish.  This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a filthy cat on a plane, misjudging the price of wallets, and getting trapped inside an apartment building in West Hollywood.  Follow Robby Hoffman: @robbyhoffman on Instagram @iamrobbyhoffman on Twitter Stream her hour special "I'm Nervous" on YouTube Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY OTHER THURSDAY!

This week, the Dummies welcome on Devin’s Mom to share her love guru romance wisdom! They talk going all the way on the first date, the danger of dating apps, disgusting fetishes, and all manner of topics that make Mommy uncomformatable and Devin giggle. This episode’s Dumbest Things of the Week concern “stealing” a doordash order and shopping with a younger cousin. Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY!

In which Devin and Noah rant about their lives at the moment. It’s all Dumbest Things of the Week this week on Two Dummies. Noah has a bad date, Devin forgets about the parking brake, Noah moves to LA and forgets to turn off his alarm clock, Devin finds a surprise in her bed, and more! Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY!

Devin and Noah welcome on Will Burkart, a hilarious LA-based stand-up comedian. They discuss Will's philosophies on stand-up and crowd work, how they would kick someone's ass, then plan Devin's hypothetical perfect birthday party, since this was recorded on Devin's birthday. Happy birthday, ya big dummy!!!  This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern forgetting pants, a rear-ender, and an upcoming Cats the musical zoom performance... Follow Will @willburkart on TikTok and Instagram! And check out his weekly stand-up vlog on YouTube! Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok If you like us (please say you do, pweez), throw us a review on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! We beg of you!  NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY!

Bryce Hall! Tayler Holder! You better watch out cuz the Dummies are coming for you! Devin and Noah insert themselves into the Youtubers vs. TikTokers boxing battle, and they are ready to throw hands! They also go back to their roots and answer some salacious Dar Abby questions from 20+ years ago!  This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a hot girl who can't be bothered and an ill-timed missed meeting. Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY!

Devin and Noah chat with "Ronald Tompkins," an uptight drill sergeant chaperoning his daughter's birthday at a water park, and "Father Abraham Your Holiness," a priest with some rather unholy desires.  This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a Papa John's delivery mixup and the lack of a Dumbest Thing.  Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY!