Mass Effect: Defrosted

Why does BioWare keep trying to convince us that law enforcement officers are our best friends? Like, it’s getting weird. Join us as we unpack BioWare’s recurrent uniform fetish, how certain companions inform their narratives, and what exactly the devs are trying to say with all of this. CW: anti-Garrus sentiment, anti-Cullen sentiment, #onehole Mad at us? Love us? Not sure but think Hannah does a fantastic American accent? Email us at [email protected].

The Trophy Wives are Trophy Wifing. Join us on a retrospective of the best video game romances (according to us), our nominations for the best Bioware Babes, and musings on alien genitalia. #OneHole

Everyone always asks us, "Wives, what is the best Bioware game? Specifically, the best Mass Effect and/or Dragon Age game? Please. You have the answers." And they're right. We do. Join us as we definitively and objectively rank the Mass Effect and Dragon Age games, for better or for worse. Now accepting hate mail: @trophywivescast

Is there really going to be a Mass Effect TV show? Who the hell knows! We break down our casting choices for potential Mass Effect and Dragon Age adaptations, just in case. Spoilers: they're amazing. Netflix, call us. Follow us: @trophywivescast

Welcome to Trophy Wives! For our inaugural episode, Claire, Hannah & Eddi break down everything going on in the world of BioWare. We discuss Mass Effect: Legendary Edition, Dragon Age 4, spicy adaptation rumors, and Gr*g Ell*s getting the shit kicked out of him on Twitter. Follow us: @trophywivescast

Just three girls making their way through life on narrative difficulty. Join us as we dive deep into games we love, games we can't stand, and all romance options in between.