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Despite Reddit snarkers anticipating the break-up of country artist Zach Bryan and his Barstool Podcaster girlfriend, Brianna Chickenfry, the messy nature of how it finally went down STILL created a lot of frenzied conversation. Musician Loomis' rendition of the National Anthem joins the list of the worst versions of it ever sang. Jimmy John's introduces a scooped out pickle stuffed with Italian meats and it's bringing people to tears. The Most Prolific Catfish is hunted down in Northern Ireland and it's discovered that in his short 26 years of life he'd hoodwinked at least 3,500 very young girls into sending him explicit photos of themselves. On The Afters: Google reviews left by Larries, Corrina Knopf's hefty OnlyFans earnings, the Timmothy Chalamet lookalike contest, and rants on rants LINKS New Best Worst Nation Anthem “I fucked it up” Totally real and not staged TMZ interview “And the rockets were there” Helen Mirren  Helen Mirren says it is so had Kurt Cobain died when he did because he never got to see GPS Zach Bryan and Brianna Chickenfy Zach Bryan announced breakup Brianna responds on Plan Bri Zach and Brianna relationship timeline Dave Portnoy says he never liked Zach and that he was weird and jealous Zach Bryan doing cha cha dance (I saw a fan of his on Reddit saying he looks cute here) Video of Zach Byan sleeping in a girl’s bed 10/19 or 10/20 The World’s Most Prolific Catfish Jailed For Life 64 seized devices snared child sex abuser Picklewich Jimmy John’s introduces the Picklewich, GM says that they’ve changed people’s lives. Customers have cried. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Doja Stan Kicked out of M&G, recaps on Twitter Girl stares down the competition at a livestock competition Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One Direction's Liam Payne passed away in Buenos Aires, a former Grey's Anatomy writer who faked cancer (and so much more) was aired out in a new Peacock documentary, Grimes talked to her fans on X about her current legal woes and feeling like a hostage. On The Afters: Aspyn Ovard's former mother-in-law may be one of her biggest snarkers, Andrew Garfield on Chicken Shop Date, the cutlery drawer from hell, and access to our Discord. LINKS Election Bullshit  Twitter thread explaining how Peter Thiel and Elon Musk are counting on Trump’s death so they can go through with their plan of taking over the country REGISTER TO VOTE Liam Payne One direction tribute Simon Cowell Steps down The lead up to his death Liam Payne donated thousands of pounds to GoFundMe pages before death Two hotel employees are under investigation for possibly supplying Liam with the drugs in the soap box Grimes update Elon has been using her IG posts against her Anatomy of Lies Elisabeth Finch apology Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Don’t watch Beyonce conspiracies before a general anaesthetic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JoJo Siwa shows her extremely online side during an acceptance speech, Kanye West is sued by his former assistant for an alleged rape at a studio session with Diddy, UK's own Virginia McCullough stays calm while being arrested for the double murder of her parents, and Elon Musk is... such a bad dude. On The Afters: Caroline Calloway's Hurricane Milton experience, Gary Peacock, Shein scorpios, and vulnerable venting The Late, Great Hannibal Lecter merch LINKS Steve Bartman episode of Oh, Malort! Elon / Grimes Update Tesla’s Optimus Robot is basically a puppet Grimes sad post about parenting Cybertruck insurance canceled by GEICO JoJo Jojo makes a joke about having to thank Beyoncé at the Independent Dance Awards Kanye  Kanye West is accused of drugging and raping former assistant at a studio session with Diddy Kanye wanted to have sex with Bianca Censori’s mom in front of her Virginia McCullough Virginia McCullough arrest video Details coming out about Virginia McCullough Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Alex Cooper Trump calls Alex Cooper a dummy after her interview with Kamala Kricketfelt accuses people of being jealous/hating on her for staying during Milton because she ha a concrete house Kricketfelt’s house went under water Last update from concrete house lady Hubbard Inn update Judge denies motion to dismiss the case against TikToker who accused Chicago eatery, Hubbard Inn, of allowing a security guard to manhandle her Scott J. Taylor Guy logs on to Twitter to say that he understands why men cheat on their wives after birth because he’s going through it with his wife 8 weeks postpartum. He’s chased off the Internet, but only because he was revealed to be on gay dating websites Big Brother An endearing conversation on Big Brother UK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WHAT'S IN THE RUG? TikToker and Jonas Brothers fan Katie Santry went viral last week after a rug buried in her yard led to a police investigation, The Rizzler murdered his verse on an AJ and Big Justice track, Eminem's gonna be a grampie, and Jock Itch Joe got fired from his job at Goodwill for being too "well-endowed," amongst other things. Friend of the show Rob Schulte stands in for Tiff. Check out his pod Vanderpump Robs! On this week's after show: Discussion about "The Substance," Garth Brooks allegations, and some tea. LINKS REGISTER TO VOTE Hailie Jade Slim Shady aka Grand Pappi The Rizzler The Rizzler is featured on an AJ and Big Justice track and has the best verse “What’s in the rug?” RugTok Katie Stantry’s original video about potential ghost activity in her office The Columbus Dispatch reporter catches us up on the story right after the cadavers smelled something by the rug A neighbor didn’t realize they were live-streaming and was heard telling the cops that Katie was making it up The tree was replaced several times by the OG owners and this one was planted 3-5 years ago Another creator who is familiar with TikTok Live video payouts explained that Katie’s video about the money being stolen from her account doesn’t make sense Theory about the cops lying about finding something on the rug Jock Itch Joe Joe’s first video Joe shares all the reasons why he can’t go to the hospital Background on Joe’s card dealer parents, extended family, why he’s avoiding marriage, being well-endowed Jock Itch Joe fears that he has HIV because he once dated a lesbian Explainer on “Jock Itch Joe” GuyNamedJoe1 goes viral after sharing that he’s trying to get an STD test before he starts at Goodwill Joe worries that he can’t work at Goodwill without a medical evaluation Joe feels comfortable talking about his fungal shell and now wants to share his back moles Jock Itch Joe is fired from his job at Goodwill after one week Joe is managing several girlfriends, his STD, and balding Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 More Diddy allegations Sean “Diddy” Combs hit with a wave of 120 new sexual assault allegations (including a minor as young as 9 years old) “LA assistant” Thread Thread of “two days as an assistant to an insane celebrity” Mr. Prada Overview on the potential situation Did famous TikToker Mr. Prada murder his abuser/former therapist? More questions after the former attorney for the deceased therapist says that Mr. Prada was not the same person who accused the doctor of molestation Others George Santos Diddy Guess Who? Clive Davis and Nikki Haskel refuse to answer questions about Diddy after dinner at Cipriani Beverly Hills “snoopy hates you btw” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lana Del Rey breaks the Internet by marrying her Bayou Baby in a surprise wedding ceremony, a scammy Bridgerton Ball goes viral, Ryan Murphy pays the Menendez family dust, and the Ladies Lounge in Australia is staying open! On this week's after show: More P.Diddy updates, Logan Paul's baby, Elon Musk's FOMO meltdown, Molly's new favorite Reddit, access to our Patreon-only discord LINKS Bridgerton Ball Bridgerton Ball Scam in Detroit The Secret Cinema Bridgerton Ryan Murphy Ryan Murphy’s flippant response to the Menéndez Brothers statement regarding his new show “Monsters” Menedez Brothers’ relatives make a statement Ryan Murphy responds to Erik and Lyle’s family’s statement Lana Del Rey gets married Lana Del Rey and alligator boat tour captain Jeremy Dufrene marry in surprise ceremony Fan interactions with Lana and Jeremy submitted to DeuxMoi Fans discover Jeremy’s phobic, pro-Trump social media posts Jeremy’s ex fiancé of 12 years makes a positive statement about the marriage Ladies Lounge Ladies lounge wins supreme court decision Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Bowen Yang as Moo Deng on SNL 50 Premiere Disabled Mesa woman's political signs lightening up election Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sean Combs aka Puff Daddy aka P. Diddy aka Diddy aka PD aka Love was arrested by the feds on sex trafficking, racketeering and RICO charges. OceanGate submarine goes to court. Olivia Munn and John Mulaney welcome a baby girl! On the after show this week: Chicken wing talk, Mr. Beast gets sued AND launches a Lunchables alternative with Logan Paul and KSI. LINK Olivia Munn and John Mulaney Olivia Munn and John Mulaney welcome a new baby girl Diddy Diddy indictment (read in full here) Ori Spado chimes in on Diddy being denied bail Attorney Robert Sparks explains why the judge denied bail Various CEOs who have stepped down after Diddy’s arrest New Reporting: Drug abuse was a driving force in Diddy’s fall. Plus, a theory about why he grew into a sexual monster Ashton Kutcher clip from Hot Ones, which has been removed from the episode Baby oil warning (r/hygiene) OceanGate Hearing Scientist who worked on OceanGate talks about “media field day” amidst the sub going missing Stockton Rush was reckless Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Conservative man face Charlie Kirk has “freak ass Jim Carey face” aka “conservative man face” Very Irish man “I dream about slurry” Vanderpump Edits No Scrubs Alfalfa  Bug Hall, the actor who played Alfalfa in the Little Rascals movie, is crazy He was arrested for huffing inhalants in 2020 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taiwanese model and Pygmy hippo Moo Deng has captured the hearts of the chronically online, Dave Grohl announces his baby girl from outside of his marriage (lol), the politics of Taylor Swift, and the end of Britney Spears cutting Federline checks. Cap'n Scoot helped man the ship while Tiffany was taking in the PowerPoint and musical stylings of Azealia Banks. If you go to Connecticut, book a ride on her Thimble Island Boat Tour. On this week's after show: Bridal MUA "The Key Look" missed some key social cues, Mormon Moms Want some merch, mamas? LINKS Adelson case (Molly’s trend)  Donna Adelson on Wheel of Fortune Moo Deng, queen and legend Moo Deng intro and break down from Time Magazine Moo Deng is not murderous  Bennifer 3 Ben Affleck and J.Lo get lunch together with their kids Dave Ghrol Dave Ghrol posts that he cheated on his wife and had a baby with someone “outside of his marriage” Info from DeuxMoi about how his wife Jordan is dealing with the news  Dave Grohl’s relationship with ‘alt porn goddess’ revealed after he welcomes baby outside of marriage Dave Grohl 'accused wife of flirting with hot tennis coach' before shock baby news Taylor finally says “Travis” Taylor Swift thanks Travis Kelce while accepting a VMA for the “Fortnight” video Swiftologist discusses the Tayvoodoo effect on Katy Perry US Open backlash - Can Taylor, a Democrat, be friends with Brittany Mahomes, a Republican? Work bitch, Britney’s free from child support Britney Spears’ son Jayden James turns 18, Kevin Federline’s Child Support Payments are ending Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Bonus My wife suddenly has an increased sex drive toward me and I think it’s because of a celebrity crush Jewelry pyramid scheme on tiktok  https://www.reddit.com/r/antiMLM/comments/ucr8ag/can_we_please_talk_about_bp_bomb_party/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tati Westbrook revealed her history of addiction, Kendrick Lamar was announced as the 2025 Super Bowl Halftime performer, prolific troll Nikacado reveals a shocking weight loss, the Cold War is BACK, baby! Support the pod and get access to ad-free episodes and our after show We have some merch for you LINKS Molly's shitty mop https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07V5TNCKH?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_fed_asin_title&th=1 Kendrick  Kendrick Lamar announces that he’ll be 2025 Super Bowl halftime show performer Nikacadoavocado YouTuber Nikacado posted prerecorded videos for 2 years and returned to the platform after a 250lb weight loss Nikacado’s video Tati  Tati Westbrook reveals that she was addicted to drugs and ODed twice before going to rehab at 26 I’m sober… this is my story The Cold War is back World order 'under threat not seen since Cold War' according to CIA & MI6 Russian spy whale murdered Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 New interviews with Jenn Soto from April 2024 released Tattoos Gen Alpha Tattoo Predictions Andrew Tate Andrew Tate responds to a guy on X re: his Italian speeding ticket (slide 18) Making it in America Nope Baby Nope Baby, a Nepo Baby that bites back with teeth Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The case of Florida teenager Madeline Soto continues to unravel with her "step-father" Stephen Sterns in jail and her mother, Jenn Soto somewhere out of dodge. Christian Girl Autumn is back to end Brat Summer. Check fraud goes wild with the "Chase Unlimited Money Glitch." On the after show this week: Salem, MA firetrucks get a new siren, Internet prankster Elijah Daniel met up with Grimes to create an Elon diss track, a woman plates a dinner for her boyfriend in jail The Post Malone Round Table video We have merch, BTW! LINKS Christian Girl Autumn The creator of “Christian Girl Autumn” (Caitlin Covington) posts a video of herself “awakening” for the season Chase Unlimited Money Glitch A TikTok trend called “Chase Unlimited Money Glitch” took off and people are waking up to realize that they committed check fraud and are now in debt to the bank and could be criminally charged Madeline Soto TikTok user “Matt Thibodeau” has made a playlist that’s 120 parts (as of Sept 1st) that details the case and gives fair and generally unbiased updates Breakdown of the Madeline Soto case Case related PDFs, interviews, body cam, and videos Madeline turned 13 a couple days before she died, her grandmother wouldn’t let Stephen come to the party The roommates/rented rooms/apartment breakdown Madeline took several medications (ADHD med, seroquel, et c.) that happened to be the same prescriptions that her mother took Maddie was regularly taking Miralax Stephen Sterns is arrested before Madeline is even found after police were able to find thousands and thousands of videos and pictures on his restored iPhone 3 key moments of Jennifer Sotos’ story fluctuating “I knew Jenn in college” - Reddit post by someone who claims to have gone to college with Jenn sharing some insight on the kind of person Jenn was Stephen’s parents claim that he spent his whole life lying to them Tamagotchi subreddit and would often post his collection worth thousands NSFW creator chimes in on Reddit with the reality of what Stephen Soto was doing with the 35,000 pics he had of Madeline What could be Stephen Sterns motive for killing Maddie? Stephen Soto was believed to be broke, but on his Reddit account, he was a regular in the  Bizarre poem entered into evidence that appears to be written by Stephen Soto Stephen Sterns has hope that he will not get the death penalty for the murder of Madeline Soto and the CSAM pictures/video because he believes he has information that the police will be interested in Molly’s long theory on the Tamagotchis, Telegram account, and CEO of Telegram being arrested– did Jen Soto flip on Stephen Sterns?  “The documents do not show that Jenn was involved” - Reddit post from someone who thinks Jenn was not involved in anything regarding Maddie’s repeated SA and murder Tea on Telegram CEO Pavel Dorov’s rumored Russian influencer girlfriend who was with him during his arrest and referred to herself as his assistant Elon posts a meme about the CEO of Telegram being arrested for distribution of child porn, it’s possible that he’s worried that he’s next Nth Room case Wikipedia Totu/Azerbaijan Telegram connections Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Bloody Head Guy Police remove man from a flight in Miami because his entire skull was bleeding Lana Del Rey’s “ugly” boyfriend Lana Del Rey shuts down rumors that she’s dating Louisiana Alligator Tour Guide Lana Del Rey has a new boyfriend and her fans are calling him ugly Jeffrey Dufrene is a Louisiana guy who does alligator tours and has some questionable TikTok likes playlist The Time Of The Season - Tiff’s Autumnal Playlist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chappell Roan has gotten a mixed response from social media after asking fans to leave her alone in public, Beyonce did not crash the DNC, and the creator of the "very demure, very mindful" meme is bested by some random a-hole with a trademarking hobby. This week on Patreon: Ben and Kick Kennedy rumors, a woman shuts down a date trying to convert her for an MLM, and Ronda Rousey apologizes for posting a Sandy Hook conspiracy video Did you know we have merch? LINKS Beyonce Rumors Here’s how the “Beyonce surprise performance at the DNC” took off like fire Demure, Mindful Someone named Jefferson Bates filed a trademark application for “very demure, very mindful,” which blocks the creator of the meme, Jools LeBron from being able to use the phrase herself for merch Jefferson Bates has a variety of trademarks pending related to fandoms in sports, et c. Bunny Barbie gives Jools advice after her own drama with BUNZIE Chappell Roan Chappell Roan posted two TikTok videos addressing fans who want her time when she’s in public and stalkers Chappel Roan posts a lengthy IG post explaining why she wants fans to respect her boundaries Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Woman’s reaction to being complimented Alicia Silverstone Eating a poisoned plant from someone’s front garden Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices