362: Slap Your Chicken!

Happy Navratri! We wish you a merry Navratri? Sach has got his own opinions on what you should (or shouldn’t say) during this festival! Plus, we’re talking concerts, David Beckham I’m the absolute legend that Kej met! All I’m saying is “Adrieeeennne”

We absolutely love a live podcast… and the London Podcast festival has been our home for a few years now! It’s always great to do our regular nonsense chat with a load of you in the room with us! Thanks to everyone who came down for this recording… we’re talking about the summer, various concerts, events and life updates which include DIY and pets - Enjoy! 

We’re at Kanchans restaurant in Ilford for this one! Sach has been helping our culture to go viral, Kej has been with the rich and famous in LA (that’s Los Angeles, not Lallu’s Anonymous!) And I’ve got 99 problems and the bitch is one! We’re talking solar eclipse, KFC’s new naan burger and why none of my Gujarati community has ever told me the brilliant word for Melons! Enjoy this one (we did!!)… and we’ll see you on the 10th September for the live recording at the London Podcast festival (in King’s Cross)

Summer, summer, summer tiiiiiime (sing it like Will Smith people!) Yeah - the heat is on and so is the Brownload! We’re at the world famous Kanchans restaurant to share our latest events and life occurrences! We’re discussing the World Cup, should we move back to India (do they even want us!) and Saag flavoured chocolate… yep, you heard that right!Also we're back at the London Podcast Festival 2026 on Thursday 10th of September back at Kings Place in Kings Cross! Get your tickets NOW! 

It’s been a while and there’s plenty to catch up on! There’s tales of travel chaos, running for flights and trains as well as heatwaves and even Garba on the runway! Plus there’s cannons and butter toast! It will all make sense when you listen to this weeks (longer than usual… but not as long as the last podcast) special edition of The Brownload!

Surprise! We’re back - well, sort of! We decided to have a little fling and a get together to catch up on the past couple months! Thanks to all the people who messaged and expressed their disgust, disappointment and upset over the Brownload pausing for a bit! This episode is for you! We’re at Kanchans restaurant having a long overdue life chat! Oh … it’s just like the old days!

Big announcement in this one… some of you may not like it! Make sure you listen to the very end! But before that… Sach is hanging out of his bedroom window, Kej is in full health and safety mode and taking his community service to new levels and I’ve experienced “real life” at the hospital and the cinema! Make sure you email us and let us know what you think about this episode! [email protected]

Happy New Year you lovely people! Following Brownload tradition, we are giving you all the best bits of the “things we learnt” from 2025! We wanna say thanks for making this a great year for the Brownload - Here’s to more good times and lots more laughter for 2026!

Merry Christmas you filthy Brownload animals! We’re over at my Mum and Dad’s for this one and all of us are in full on party season! No prizes for guessing who’s had enough of the festivities already! Kej’s roast dinner doesn’t sound appealing and Priyanka Chopra is giving her other half secret desi medicines! Enjoy your holidays folks!

Lionel Messi has got everyone kicking off in Kolkata! There’s a new darts champion and he’s an “Apna”! Trump is suing the BBC, I’ve had incidents on the tubes and Kej is causing trouble with Jeremy Kyle! With Christmas round the corner, Uncle Sach is getting ready to treat his family… but it ain’t cheap!