E5 Magic: The Blathering (ft. Jasper)

We return to our pantheon with an episode focused on the Herculean task of fleshing out (and naming) the remainder of our 13 Old Gods with our friend Corianne. We come up with a love god who's just as dangerous as he is alluring, a fun goddess 4 kidz, and a dirty, toothless god of death and decay. Dragon's Den Music: "Rising" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 End Music: "Battle Theme" by Komiku (freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku) CC0 1.0 Universal License

We're joined by Aaron Catano-Saez of the All My Fantasy Children Podcast, the show we accidentally ripped off, to figure out our world's elves and try to turn them into something us elf-haters can actually grow to love. We figure out how elves have remained immortal, why some of them live in a feudal kingdom and others in the woods, and their mystical, botanical origin. Aaron's Twitter: @AaronCatanoSaez AMFC Podcast: http://oneshotpodcast.com/interview-discussion/all-my-fantasy-children/ Dragon's Den Music: "Rising" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 End Music: "Battle Theme" by Komiku (freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku) CC0 1.0 Universal License

Beware and be scared--it's a monsters episode! Benjamin and Adrian uncover the secret and disturbing backstory of a Hobbit character, decide which vamps are nasty and which are nice, and talk a lot about different types of dragons and a little bit about dead baby ghosts. Bring your silver and garlic and have a listen! Dragon's Den Music: "Rising" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 End Music: "Battle Theme" by Komiku (freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku) CC0 1.0 Universal License

We're joined by Classics Minor Extraordinaire Corianne to figure out our world's pantheon in a SHOCKING TWIST of an episode that will change the show forever. We come up with a framework for our pantheon, gods and goddesses, old and new, and are rendered inarticulate by the smallest and furriest of dieties...the Mouse God. What exactly does that mean? Listen to find out! Dragon's Den Music: "Rising" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 End Music: "Battle Theme" by Komiku (freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku) CC0 1.0 Universal License

It's another Sidequest episode, shorter and fresher with listener suggestions pulled from the past couple weeks! We discuss leylines and the handsome teens who follow them, come up with a magical order that uses dark magic for good, and the traditional schools of magic, in both senses of the word. Want to help us build our world? Check out our Twitter @ThisRealmPod or our Subreddit /r/thisrealmisyourrealm.

We're joined by our first guest, our close friend and known Gnome Hater Jasper. We start to develop our world's magic system, demonstrate a frankly concerning lack of scientific knowledge, and argue about a giant snail for 3+ minutes. Weigh in on Twitter @ThisRealmPod! or on our Subreddit r/thisrealmisyourrealm. Dragon's Den Music: "Rising" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 End Music: "Battle Theme" by Komiku (freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku) CC0 1.0 Universal License

Adrian and Benjamin figure out the magical apocalypse that changed their world forever, and have a world-shaking apocalyptic realization of their own involving a beloved author. This chaotic episode also features the total annihilation of both an entire fantasy culture and the function of Adrian's brain. Listen to find out which is more disastrous! Dragon's Den Music: "Rising" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 End Music: "Battle Theme" by Komiku (freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku) CC0 1.0 Universal License

Our first Sidequest episode is a follow up to Wednesday's Politics episode, where we use suggestions you sent in since the podcast was released! We create a magical monarchy, a watery demarchy, a cosmopolitan oligarchy and a were-town where were-creatures were (and are). This episode features suggestions by OwenSpalding, Jonnybehood, Jen, Chris, and simonthedlgger, so hat's off to you!

In the second episode, Benjamin and Adrian tackle politics in Starscar (*working name), invent governments ruled by wizards, eternal queens, and vampires, and make a lot of questionably accurate statements about history.

It's the very first episode! Benjamin and Adrian have one hour to come up with a logline for their world that sums up the central concept of the setting. They also try to give the world a working name, which goes poorly. Have a listen! To help us create this world, check the pinned Tweet @ThisRealmPod. You can Tweet us ideas for the Table of Many Things or email them to us at [email protected] !