S1 E1 - Pilot, Part 1

"Guys, that Chinese dude's gonna get pretty crispy out here."

"I mean, you tell me, who'd you rather meet in a dark alley? Whatever's out there or that geezer with his four hundred knives?"

"It's Lord of the Flies time."

"It doesn't matter, Kate. Who we were, what we did before this—before the crash... three days ago we all died. We should all be able to start over."

"I saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster. So I took the gun. Thought it might come in handy. Guess what? I just shot a bear!"

"Hey, guys, is this normal?  Kind of day turning into night, you know, end of the world-type weather.  Is this -- guys?"

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today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 20 - jose chung from outer space - as well as chefs kiss special effects, venus lovers, mashed potatoes (and sweet potato pie), and cult leaders. support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 19 - hell money - as well as "here's johnny," confusing lotteries, the dude from jurassic park + mr robot, and effie trinket. may the odds be ever in mulder & scully's favor. support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 18 - teso dos bichos - as well as the big cheese, so many RIPs, scary scary house cats, and the vine of the soul. support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/