"I have chlamydia"

When some ghosts from Tom's past return in dramatic fashion, the boys realize they have no choice but to resurrect senior relationship expert correspondent Kait Emery to inject once again some much-needed wisdom into their well-intentioned mania and neuroses.[NOTE: For the full context of these stories, please listen to episodes 13-15 of season two.]It's been a long season, y'all. We laughed. We cried. We contracted (and importantly, cured) chlamydia. But things are coming to a stop here for a little bit while we regain our sanity and maybe kiss a person or two off mic for a bit. Thank you all for continuing to listen as we publicize our ignorance. Thank you to our guests, Dr. Deanna Richards, Rachel Kidd, Will Gleason, Laura and Dylan Petro, Lindsey Metselaar, Ben Goodman, Peter A., Tori Piskin, Kait Emery, Dr. Maggie Dancel, B & L, James Petrine, Pete and Josh, and then Kait Emery again.See you again soon!If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; it really does make a difference! Give us a shout on social media, share us with a friend, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter or Instagram: @undesirablespod @mrthomasella @tuckerwins.Photography by the talented and patient Sam Liebeskind who you can find at samliebe.com.

We all knew it would come to this.If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; it really does make a difference! Give us a shout on social media, share us with a friend, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter or Instagram: @undesirablespod @mrthomasella @tuckerwins.Photography by the talented and patient Sam Liebeskind who you can find at samliebe.com.

Tom, Tucker and official Undesirables senior gay correspondent James dive into a sexual fantasies quiz from Tell Me What You Want, a book that takes a fascinating, comprehensive look at the complexities of Americans' sexual fantasies.Tell us a little about yourself and we can guess your sexual fantasies using this 15-question quiz. Are you organized? Democrat or Republican? Religious? Ohhh wow, you're into some stuff. Listen as we each take the quiz ourselves and learn the horrifying origins of our kinks.If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; it really does make a difference! Give us a shout on social media, share us with a friend, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter or Instagram: @undesirablespod @mrthomasella @tuckerwins.Photography by the talented and patient Sam Liebeskind who you can find at samliebe.com.

With Tucker out on assignment, Tom drops the hard news: There's only three episodes left in the season."Only three episodes left in the season?!"Oh, you read that right. But keep in mind, these are gonna be top quality, primo, prime cut episodes of The Undesirables. You're gonna leave this season feeling so satisfied with how it all played out.If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; it really does make a difference! Give us a shout on social media, share us with a friend, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter or Instagram: @undesirablespod @mrthomasella @tuckerwins.Photography by the talented and patient Sam Liebeskind who you can find at samliebe.com.

Tom, not able to take the idea of asking Tucker another single question about his dating life, decides to hop on a train out of the city to catch up with his old friends and hosts of the Poe Boys podcast, Pete and Josh. Together, they know nearly everything about Star Wars and absolutely nothing about how to successfully navigate the world of modern dating.There's truly no group of less qualified people for a dating podcast and yet here we are, telling you how long you should wait to tell someone you're interested in about your nerdy passions, giving a look into what it's like to date as a catholic, and finally asking what the hell coffee meets bagel is all about.Don't forget to follow Poe Boys on Twitter if you're even slightly interested in whats happening in the world of Star Wars. And if you're into it, leave a review on iTunes!If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; it really does make a difference! Give us a shout on social media, share us with a friend, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter or Instagram: @undesirablespod @mrthomasella @tuckerwins.Photography by the talented and patient Sam Liebeskind who you can find at samliebe.com.

Tucker and Tom decide to let their natural charisma take over to talk about something other than kissin' ladies for a change... and end up talking about kissin' dudes. They talk about the motivation behind casual smooching, the difference between finding someone attractive and being attracted to them, and try to leave a little hope open for all the fans shipping a Tucker-Tom romance story.Then phones get traded and dating profiles get a hard review. Pictures scrutinized and answers shredded. Finally, by popular demand, Tom revives closing segment Shout Outs to give props to some particularly good profiles on Hinge.If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; it really does make a difference! Give us a shout on social media, share us with a friend, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter or Instagram: @undesirablespod @mrthomasella @tuckerwins.Photography by the talented and patient Sam Liebeskind who you can find at samliebe.com.

No one has more dirt on Tucker and Tom than James. No one. He's known them for decades, lived with them for a full year, and liked them for weeks.Official Undesirables senior gay correspondent James goes deep on Grindr and hookup culture, while Tucker goes on his first ever Bounce date, and Tom decides now is the time to ask for the group's most embarrassing sex stories, which backfires tremendously.If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; it really does make a difference! Give us a shout on social media, share us with a friend, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter or Instagram: @undesirablespod @mrthomasella @tuckerwins.Photography by the talented and patient Sam Liebeskind who you can find at samliebe.com.

After so many out-of-order or months-delayed episodes, Tucker and Tom take a quick squat and chat about what going on in their dating lives right now. Tom's soliciting teens for "journalism," Tucker's taking a break for "sanity," and they're both impossible to keep on topic.Also, people, this is the beginning of the end... of season two. We're in the home stretch now. We've got probably four or five (maybe six, we'll see) episodes left before we call it a wrap, and you're not going to want to miss a single one.If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; it really does make a difference! Give us a shout on social media, share us with a friend, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter or Instagram: @undesirablespod @mrthomasella @tuckerwins.Photography by the talented and patient Sam Liebeskind who you can find at samliebe.com.

Imagine Tucker and Tom unleashed. No more of this weak "let's rein it back to protect our friends and loved ones." That's what it's like for B and L, the anonymous hosts of Not Your Girlfriend's Podcast. They can get real, and they do here as the group discusses first dates, commitment, getting over exes and how important are orgasms to sex.If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; it really does make a difference! Give us a shout on social media, share us with a friend, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter or Instagram: @undesirablespod @mrthomasella @tuckerwins.Photography by the talented and patient Sam Liebeskind who you can find at samliebe.com.

Finally seeking outside help, Tucker and Tom bring in Dr. Maggie Dancel, a clinical psychologist specializing in sex, to answer burning questions like: What is "too much masturbation"? What does a sex dungeon actually look (and smell) like? How quietly can you say the word "poop"?Then, buckle up because Tom returns the favor by reading from his extensive notes taken at a bonafide sex class called How to Please a Woman (Squirting Tutorial Included). Yes, really.If you like what you hear, please leave a five-star review on iTunes; it really does make a difference! Give us a shout on social media, share us with a friend, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter or Instagram: @undesirablespod @mrthomasella @tuckerwins.Photography by the talented and patient Sam Liebeskind who you can find at samliebe.com.