Losing my sexual purity

Any city has it's good and bad points. London is jam packed full of stuff to do but at what cost? Is there a price to pay for the late night pints? Or the early morning curries. Who knows. But the excitement is addictive. The lights draw you in like a shit fly to a poo. You might see me knocking around London someday wearing hipster clothes and drinking spicy lattes. And I could be as happy as I ever was. You'd never know. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a big one. Talking about paddys day and what that's all about. Also reading out a list of the traits you fancy most in someone. Some very saucy ones in there. And finally I'm giving away ten secret tips on how you can survive in the wild if there's an Armageddon. What are you at for the evening? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Was the Playstation the best console to ever be invented? Maybe we needed the Snes beforehand to give birth to the PS1. T'was a special time of virtual glory back in them days. Did you ever master Gran Turismo? Also chatting briefly about your favourite pet. Mine was a dog called Ross who was a bad bastard when he needed to be. He took no shit. Poor fella is long gone now. I was supposed to chat about Chelsea in this weeks podcast but I ran out of time. What do ye make of them being sold for 3 billion? Nike are leaving Chelsea who pay them around 60 million a season. Lord above. They are big players. Hope you're keeping well, thanks for listening.Thanks a lot for the support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imagine you were allowed to eat worms and insects. and yet you didn't want them. you wanted chips. you've now described a seagull. But crows are just as greedy if allowed. In the same respect I admire both of them. Durable and able to change with the times. The seagul spends most it's time in the city now and pigeons haven't been in the countryside in years. you'd see some crows in the big towns but never really in the city. They have a monopoly on the grass. The fields. Bull Mccabe job. Thanks for listening Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever hear a saying that just stuck with you? Me neither but sometimes the odd one sticks and you remember it a week later. Before you know it you're thinking about it all the time and eventually it becomes second nature and you become a different person. Or do ya? Hard to know. Thanks for listening to this week's podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for listening to this weeks podcast. I'm asking all the right questions in this weeks installment of the pod including - How do I quit the drink? AND- Sunny Holidays Away Soon Please God yeah?Next week I'm going to chat with Salmon about doing a podcast with me so I'll let ye know about that. Michael is a keen actor/performer and big time contributer to society. He also drinks pints of Special.  If you've any questions for the man send them here or email. chat soon no?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Valentines Day is right upon us. A day for kisses and handshakes. Hope you're keeping wellAny news with you? I'm going to hop into the bath and cover myself in chia butter and listen to some Usher. I used to think Usher was the biggest player in the world until i realised it's actually mario Lopez.Did you see that show The Sinner on netflix? jessica biel was on it, seventh heaven vibes all over the place. Any plans for next week? I'm going to give the wimm hoff method a go, did you ever try it? i tried it in bed the last day and i was asleep in 8 minutes. snoring so loud i woke myself up. scary. Do you be sleeping much these days? Any good music on the go? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lot's of shit talk here. This episode was full of lies about the metaverse and the inspiration I've received from Ozarks and in particular Darlene. She's kind hearted and she has a shot gun. Hope you had a good weekend Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Visit to the Kesh caves in Sligo, picking up a 58incher in Clare and getting caught short. Hope you had a good weekend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Congrats to Francis Ngannou for winning the cruelest man alive today award. He's one of the best to ever do it. But would he take me on a cold Wednesday outside a wet chipper in Ballina? Doubt it. Bloody doubt it. How was your weekend? Did you get up to much? Any plans for this next week?Thanks a lot for listening. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.