Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 227, Terror in the Woods with Jason Pargin

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dan McQuade. Eurovision. Finally, ABBA squared. What more needs to be said? The goofing grounds are fertile no matter the year... It is time! Enjoy, you lucky so and so's!

We've worked out our demons now it's time to relax with a confounding game of, "Manilmal Wizard Hulk Hogan Speedboat"

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dennard Dayle. Today we're going to help Dennard become the world's next best selling author through cunning use of demonic favors! First we must choose the most helpful demon for our nefarious causes... Who could it possibly be?? Tune in to find out as we scour the Infernal Dictionary for the Secrets to Dennard's Success! Buy Dennard Dayle's book, "How to Dodge a Cannonball: A Novel" https://www.amazon.com/How-Dodge-Cannonball-Dennard-Dayle/dp/1250345677 NYT review: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/16/books/review/how-to-dodge-a-cannonball-dennard-dayle.html

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Patrick Reed for some ring side incredulity as two of wrestling most fearsome titan's... General Mills and Kellogg's oh god. Look, you have a favorite cereal, right? We'll, wait till the end to see if your brand loses. Spoiler: It does. Hard.

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Hana Michels to trudge through a list of stage names and vague character arcs... Seriously. No wait, don't go! It's a lot more fun than it seems, especially if you're gay! And if you're listening to this podcast, well... we're not here to out anybody, but you're among allies <3

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Rusty Shackles for... you know what? It's Furry bangers. Now wait... by furry bangers we mean exactly what you think we mean. Songs about dead dogs. Look... we're not here to judge your kinks. If you're into furry bangers, just take a listen. We live to serve.

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back me, the resident clod. It's quiz time! What movie is made up of equal parts Kindergarten Cop, Cool As Ice, No Retreat No Surrender, Down To Earth, Only the Strong, Duets, Rush Hour, Rocky IV, Almost an Angel, starring an athletic alcoholic sex pest and funded by the D.A.R.E.program? If you answered, Seanbaby's 2003 mail order classic. "Hunk Along Chastity 3, Clap Slab's Revenge" - partial credit! The answer we were actually looking for is 1994's Kindergarten Ninja. Staring no one and featuring nothing... unless you're into montages of montages of ninja flavored slap fights. You are? Send a self addressed stamped envelope to- Oh. The ninja one. Yeah, just hit the play button.

Enough furry stuff, (who's kidding who, amiright?) Let's spend some time with Rusty Shackles and the DOGGZZONE Hunk Boys for a rousing round of TIDBITS! The bits you're ready for!

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dennard Dayle to the DOGGZZONE! Quick, name three sexy things. Don't be shy... Correct! Clowns, Christians and beans. Heaving, gelatinous mouthfuls of steaming hot baked beans. BBQ if you're nasty. Now, imagine a book that packs all three of these, (your favorite) erotic ingredients into a violent, (also hot) action/noir. An LLM hallucination that will leave you honking and horny, (on account of those sweet whore beans you see) it's none other than Duane Laflin's titillating tome, "The Party Is Over! (The Detective Was A Clown)"

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back award winning author, Jason Pargin. Today we watch "Terror in the Woods" also called, "These Woods are Haunted" but also not called that, or, it IS but the other thing. No one knows... Scared yet? Brought to you by the same subset of Travel Channel's channel channels, that birthed Mountain Monsters, "Haunted Terror Pargin" explores the real life tales of a drunk guy and his quest for lodging... SPOOKY LODGING. A testament to what might possibly be the best storytelling ever committed to video tape! "Woodsy the Forest Terror" will leave you wanting