Local Hour: Fear The Deer (feat. 5-Time Champion Fabian Wenzel)

"I'm very happy that my name is associated with this." After Roy gives us a thorough breakdown of his Video of the Day, Mike and Zas share their genuine reaction to WrestleMania, including a special moment for Brock Lesnar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Do you know what C. diff is, Dan?" Jessica is here to determine whether Todd Haley indeed twerked after a UFL win, and to tell us about a parachuter who crashed into the Virginia Tech Jumbotron, how the Cavaliers accidentally made their playoff slogan a reference to diarrhea, and a FIU story that is very different from the one Tony thought she was bringing up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's not hating, that's hunger." Everyone has a team or player they unreasonably hate across sports, and for Dan, it's the New York Knicks. He also hates the volume of leaf blowers. Also, there's never been an athlete quite like LeBron James in terms of us shrugging our shoulders at THE GREATEST THINGS WE'VE EVER SEEN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What if the real podcast award was the friends we made along the way?" Mike Ryan proclaims himself the Tucker Carlson of Miami Heat fandom before Pablo Torre joins the show seconds after winning a Webby Award for Best Sports Podcast, and he seems bored by it. Pablo explains his latest stories on The Onion purchasing Infowars, James Dolan surveilling his perceived enemies, Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel's latest controversies, and the evil of Sam Altman. So, a light hour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's her preference: not knowing I'm there." Was Zaslow actually watching the Carolina Hurricanes and Ottawa Senators during his Tablet Time? Would Miami Heat fans feel like Bam Adebayo is a superstar if he weren't actually on the team already? Should the New York Knicks and Jalen Brunson be worried? Is Dan's pronunciation of "Boricua" worse than the Pirates broadcasters'? We'll answer every one of these questions before Zaslow's wife, Tamara, joins the show. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Here's some free game..." JuJu goes in the way-back machine for his Top 5, offers a salute to Wemby and the Spurs' older generation, warns Knicks fans, and delivers updates on The Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Please... think of the coaches." There was a blockbuster NFL trade ahead of the Draft later this week, and Ryan Day has a new idea for College Football. Plus, it's also time for Amin to stop by, not as Fake Drunk Kash Patel, but as himself, to deliver his Weekend Observations, including media name drops, a Christian, and too much self-promotion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Look at this precious metal." If you had 'dilution of the truth in exchange for access' on your Dan Bingo Card, congratulations! You're a winner! Plus, the multi-billion-dollar MLB sale, an Alabama football player's theatrical caper, and the shark movie genre is taking yet another step in its continued march toward film greatness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Zaslow owes the Lakers an apology."In this hour you'll hear a discussion on Wrestlemania, the Lakers beating the Rockets, how ESPN covers sports, Steve Kerr's goodbye to Draymond Green and Steph Curry, and A.J. Brown to the Patriots. You know what you won't hear? Tony's Top 5 'Sorry I Doubted Your Game' Guys because Dan shut that s*** down REAL quick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Until further notice..."Zaslow clearly doesn't love ball the way he claims, and he definitely doesn't love it as much as Michael Jordan loves NASCAR. Plus, Tiger Woods wants privacy, Miami wants perfection, Giannis wants to be taken at his word, and Chris Cote wants... to watch strange, phallic deer calls?Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices