Hour 2: Chris Haynes on Jimmy Butler

Greg and Stugotz say that was too much Jimmy Butler talk, so can you imagine how Billy feels? Well, he feels better about that than he does about Tony wanting a celebration in the office when he returns from paternity leave. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chris Haynes joins the show, but before we get to his latest information on Jimmy Butler and the Miami Heat's potential divorce, we need to examine whether he's a collector or a hoarder as he takes us through the antiques in his room. Then, we dive deep into the Jimmy Butler saga as Haynes explains the latest news out of Butler's camp in response to a report about his private flights and Airbnb's, how Bradley Beal's contract has been a holdup in negotiations, and why Butler will continue to bet on himself. He also shares details of a potential meeting of the minds between Butler and Pat Riley that never materialized and added to their rift. Plus, accounting errors, addressing the media, and sprint speed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ron Magill is back from his venture to the Galapagos that he funded by laundering through his substantive endowment and we've got plenty of questions for him. What do you do if a cassowary approaches you on the beach? What's the latest on his Sex And The Animals presentation? How often do mountain goats slip from the sides of mountains while traversing them? If you short changed a dog, would it know the difference? Also, we revisit one of our favorite animal videos in show history of an iguana escaping a swarm of snakes. Then, it's Tuesday so of course Greg Cote has a back in my day and this is is about cruise ships. Why would Greg Cote want to do anything besides 12 ounce bicep curls with Miller Lites? Plus, it's a vintage Ed Cote Tuesday and he tries to explain how the Venmo Fine Bucket works to all of us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Good Ol' Teddy Ballgame kicks off The Big Suey, but we can't stay there long because a new potential NFL moment has been unlocked: What if Matthew Stafford leads the Rams to an upset over the Lions in a potential NFC Championship Game? Then, Greg Cote plays a dangerous game and considers changing his tune on the Houston Texans as they prepare to take on the Kansas City Chiefs. Plus, Earleen Cote is here and now leads the clubhouse in the "Best Revelation" category for the 2025 Suey Awards. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We want to kick off another Greg Cote Tuesday, but first, Greg has to tie up some loose ends. There was a NFL Playoff game last night as the Los Angeles Rams beat the Minnesota Vikings, but it's more important that we find out what Greg's loose ends actually are and determine the difference between a loose end and any other menial task. Then, would Greg be okay with his wife cheating on him once if she properly wrapped every gift with wrapping paper instead of using a gift bag? Plus, William Shakespeare makes his second appearance on the show in as many days, Greg's book deal and horse syndicate, Billy's helium dilemma, and the difference between a guy vs. THE guy. Also, Chris Cote has the most original Sam Darnold take you'll hear in sports media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

JuJu Gotti is here to let Dan know what we got right and what we got wrong from today's show as he takes us through some of our polls from the day and dishes out takes on the Steelers, Marcus Freeman's hair, his own betting advice, and the NFL Network's lineup on a Playoff weekend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After kicking off the hour with a new beat for Gelo feat. Lavar Ball, Stugotz calls Mike Vrabel the most overrated coach in NFL history. Then, did Williams Shakespeare invent every modern phrase? Did he invent swagger? Plus, A.J. Brown is a big reader, Greg "teaches" the crew about Mike the headless chicken, and Chris Cote did what he could to kill a cockroach this morning. Also, it's time for Stugotz's Weekend Observations including the Washington Commanders, Jordan Like, the Patrick Mahomes of Ryan Tannehills, Jim Harblah, and an affair with a pint of Baskin Robbins ice cream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Meadowlark Media crew was finally able to close the loop on something: there is a new Pat Riley statue atop the Elser looking down at the Miami Heat's arena across the street. Billy explains why he was frustrated with NFL Network yesterday, and Dan and Stu have dueling Stats of the Day. Then, Greg Cote takes us through some classic Greg-isms before educating the group on Ruth and Nellie Doogie, eating a peck of dirt before you die, and why it's okay to rinse off a banana that's fallen to the floor. Plus, Jessica saw celebrities in New York, Greg Cote saw valet guys crash into each other, there's nothing better than a FAST channel, and "it's Columbo time." Also, is Justin Herbert an all-time great QB like Jim Harbaugh says? And is Nick Sirianni the greatest Eagles coach of all-time like Stugotz says? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Baltimore Ravens and Buffalo Bills are two seemingly unstoppable forces set to meet in a battle for all-time. Is this the most hyped NFL Playoff game the crew can remember? And will Stugotz let Lamar Jackson off the hook for every previous playoff struggle if he can go on the road to beat both Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes ahead of a Super Bowl run? Then, the Miami Dolphins haven't won a playoff game since Commanders QB Jayden Daniels was 12 days old. Who's more embarrassing: the Jets or the Dolphins? And was that one game where the Fins scored 70 points this generation's version of the '72 undefeated season? Plus, Greg gives the crew his thoughts on Drew Rosenhaus' statement on behalf of Tyreek Hill and how to feel about Deshaun Watson re-injuring his achilles. Also, Carson Beck is now a Miami Hurricane for somewhere between $3 million and $4 milllion, but is he...THAT good? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's not only a NFL Playoff reaction Monday, it's not only a College Football Playoff reaction Monday, but it's a Greg Cote Monday, and Greg is here and ready to go while wearing the same outfit he's worn for 3 of the last 4 days. Dan, Stu, and the Shipping Container are full of takes from the weekend that was in football, but Dan wants to be sure we start with something we've never seen before from a rookie QB. After discussing Jayden Daniels' excellence with the Washington Commanders, the crew dives into the Steelers loss to the Baltimore Ravens and what it says about the state of the franchise. Then, Zane Gonzalez's big moment, Todd Bowles' strange sideline interview, Nate Burleson's world, Cam Newton's special forces, and Jessica's future Bears head coach. Plus, what have Notre Dame and Ohio State proved about themselves and the 12-team CFP? Also, Wolf Blitzer's entertainment system looks like Greg Cote's, and the crew tries to figure out what to do with Justin Herbert and Jordan Love. Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Greg, Chris, Billy, Jess, Mike, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices