Hour 1: The Creative Sherriff

"I love Bob, but Bob don't love us." Before updating the Polls and dishing out his Joker of the Day, JuJu delivers his Top 5 Things That Children Today Would Be So Appalled To Learn Was Normal For Kids Back In The Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We got rid of cars for you, asshole!!!!!!" Tony was surprised by how fast baseball moves now; Dan will not assume innocence until proven guilty with Alec Bohm's parents, and Amin loses his mind on bike riders during his Weekend Observations. Plus, Pitbull is skirting his FIU responsibilities. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They make you wear pink underwear." Tiger Woods crashed his car yet again as his story continues to be a somber one of pain, addiction, and dreadful decision-making. What will it take for Tiger to start making better decisions? Also, Dan makes a bold prediction about a potential Raptors-Knicks series. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Oh, he hit it." Amin has never been happier than listening to the Duke announcer's call as they blew the lead against UConn, and Jeremy can't stop talking about the Fish. Plus, is Michael Jordan happier as a NASCAR guy than he ever was as the greatest basketball player who's ever lived? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"A guy with seven bucks still has more than a guy with none." Dan starts the show by attempting to connect with the youths by mentioning classic young people programs like 1977's Smokey and the Bandit, and continues by accidentally being racist toward his own people. Plus, Duke chokes, the Marlins get off to their best start in 17 years, and the Miami Heat...well. Today's cast: Dan, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dave offers ways to improve the NFL, by stealing from other professional sports. How much better would football be if the players could fight? What about relegation and stoppage time? We also get into a deep debate about nuts. Then Dave gives Pablo Torre the James Lipton questionnaire, adapted from Bernard Pivot. What's his favorite word? What's his least favorite word? Are nuts a snack or a treat? He answers it all and then gets deep about being a true fan of sports. It's a can't miss interview with the top sports journalist in the game. AUDIO Football America! is available wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/football-america/id1831757512 Follow us: Dave Dameshek: https://x.com/dameshek Pablo Torre: https://x.com/PabloTorre Host: Dave Dameshek Guests: Pablo Torre Team: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes, Ethan Bedowsky Director: Danny Benitez Senior Producers: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes Executive Producer: Soup Campbell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Roy is out sick this week, so Rosey is driving the bus, and Adnan Virk is along for the ride with David and Ethan. The gang kicks off the show with a discussion of teams fading from playoff contention and which ones they trust enough to hold on. Plus, the four share which teams they will be rooting for come playoff time, with the Panthers out and the Flyers likely to miss the Postseason as well. Plus, Ethan has a stat of the week about the rising concern in Vegas, and in wins and fails, Adnan highlights how bad the Rangers are this year, and Dave celebrates a couple of goalies standing up for themselves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Hello?" While we're all excited about Opening Day, let's not forget about our UFL brethren who ALSO kick off their season today. Plus, a new nickname proposal for Caleb Williams, and Tony introduces the crew to a little thing called "The 'Are We Friends?' Theory." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"For the fans of high school basketball in the mid-20th century in Indiana..." Jess stops by to inform the crew about the NCAA Women's Tournament, break down the Will Wade hire by LSU, explain why Syracuse's coach is angry about the repetitive nature of her team's bracket placement, and to teach Zaslow who Chappell Roan is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"THEIR TEAM MOVED TO TEXAS. TEXAS!" Dave Dameshek is a fan of those little pork things the Miami crew has for breakfast, and he's also a bigger fan of MLB than the NBA, which leads to a good old-fashioned sports debate. Plus, Tony's headed to his first-ever Opening Day tonight and needs to learn a thing or two about the Marlins, Mike is ready to connect with the franchise, and Zas has a word for the Minnesota Wild play-by-play broadcaster. Today's cast: Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices