#BecauseMiami: Uncle Luke Wants To Go To Washington

Kevin Durant’s burner phone scandal is BACK in the headlines — and Juju & Trysta are diving all the way in. What does KD’s social media drama really say about the NBA superstar era? From there, it’s chaos across the league:-LaMelo Ball’s car crash and what it means for the Charlotte Hornets-Midseason predictions — Hornets making the playoffs?!-Orlando Magic missing out?-Cleveland Cavaliers vs New York Knicks for Eastern Conference supremacy-Minnesota Timberwolves taking over the West? And that’s just the NBA. In “Boy Stops,” Juju and Trysta break down:-Mick Cronin going OFF on a reporter-Darryn Peterson pulling himself out of games — confidence or concern?-A completely unhinged Mardi Gras clip you have to see to believe This episode has burner accounts, playoff hot takes, sideline meltdowns, and pure basketball chaos.Tap in for the boldest NBA midseason predictions and the funniest sports takes on the internet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The United States cemented itself as the dominant country in women's hockey by taking out Canada in the gold medal game at the 2026 Milan Winter Olympic Games. Roy, David, Ethan, and Rose are here to celebrate their incredible comeback win, highlighted by Megan Keller's epic golden goal. They also react to Sidney Crosby's injury and how it may affect the Pittsburgh Penguins' season once the NHL returns. In wins and fails, Roy celebrates Laila Edwards, David enjoys some swipes at the Toronto Maple Leafs, and Ethan highlights some of the best performances from around the Milan Olympics. Then, the show's resident Canadian, Adnan Virk, joins to tell us about the emotions on the other side of the gold medal game and how big the national crisis will be if Canada does not claim gold on the men's side. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I just felt the slurping spoke for itself." The entire crew is hoping for a matchup between the United States and Canada so that Roy's livestream goes well, Zas shows us an old video of a guy tearing his ACL while playing poker, and Jeremy and Tony are ready to introduce the best second-half storylines to the people who are just joining the NBA season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"And then I give you a stunner." Who will win Tony and Mike's Race To Windy? Why is Dave Dameshek a traitor to the United States of America? Could Chris Cote be a professional wrestler? Is Zaslow a shoo-in to be a luger? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The Miami Dolphins are going to release Tua Tagovailoa. No trade partner. Put it on the bottom line. That's a report. Props to Zaslow." Dan's not here, so we're talkin' 'pit hair pokin' out of your basketball jersey, Tony's vibrator, the problem with left-handed QBs, and The Custodians' individual relationships with Brian Windhorst. Also, your old pal Dave Dameshek sent Zaslow a Slack at 11 p.m. EST. Is that too late to send someone a text message? Today's cast: Zaslow, Dameshek, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Luther Campbell has decided to put his name in the hat for US Congressional District 20...which happens to house Roy's vote. He joins Billy Corben to talk about his candidacy. Also, Evelyn Valdes was an innocent bystander when she was struck with a city of Miami police bullet one year ago. However, the cops on scene told the family that she was in the crossfire, when in actuality, it was only the police doing the shooting. Jose Valdes (Evelyn's brother), Kristy Garcia (Evelyn's mother), and Angelo Martin (family lawyer) joins the show to given an update on the case. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"May the forces be with you." JuJu delivers a Thursday Thunder featuring an old friend and a Top 5 that should have stopped the Hawks from ever drafting Trae Young in the first place. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Are you an expert, Jessica, in the cross-c****..." We're talkin' chocolate vs. candy as a scandal has rocked the world of snack consumers everywhere: Reese's (Reesies?) Peanut Butter Cups are a lie. Then, Adnan Virk joins The Pitch Clock as we traverse the first week of Spring Training, and Jeremy and Chris compete in the first edition of "Jeopardy!: Pitch Clock Edition." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He lies so much that he lies even when he just says, 'Good morning.'" Pablo's latest episode tells the previously untold story of how a former Miami Heat player and current DJ, Rony Seikaly, changed the perception of HIV forever by playing a single game of one-on-one, but Dan's more concerned with the fact that Pablo seems to be broadcasting to us from a can of some sort. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"So, you're clearly very attracted to your sister-in-law." David Samson is here in his ridiculous jacket to discuss the NFL's decisions regarding the Epstein List, whether LeBron might take the minimum next year, tanking, and Tony Clark stepping down. Plus, while trying to celebrate Robert Duvall, he says something he will regret forever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices