Such A Good One: The Paper!

Christmas is magical - especially when your family is murdered by angels! Plus Jessi lives in dreams, treat in the 80's: maple syrup on snow, Jessi isn't concerned if anything happens to her mom because she could just get a new mommy, Santa has ADHD and he shouldn'ta hadn'ta ough'tna swang on me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EXTRA EXTRA. Ohhhh sweet 90's with your super red blood, peppy music and dangerous plot elements that feel so so safe... we love you. Keaton goes full Keaton in this extremely enjoyable Ron Howard film about a plucky NY newspaper. Plus Josh and Jessi are very tired, Jessi watches adult films with mom and dad, clipboards and ladders will get you into any building and Robert Duvall is the best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TOEPICK. Join us as we skate down memory lane with this 90’s music fueled sports rom-com. Plus Josh rants about how sex scenes are the worst, is 90’s music that terrible or that great and Jessi maybe rolled in lime as a child which explains a lot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Look into my eyes… and you will see… Behold: a midwestern Englishman! And Alan Rickman just Rickmans all over the damn place and we’re here for it. Join us as we bask in that 90’s movie sweet spot where not a whole lot makes sense but it’s fun so you don’t care. Plus Jessi insists on screaming into the microphone, certain guards in the crusades were more concerned with lunch than killing infidels, Christian Slater smolders, Jessi is confused by mead, Josh understands that you take a bath when you smell and you miss scenes from movies when you have to tape them off the TV as other children of the 80’s will attest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another goddamn actor! Walk with Josh and Jessi once again down the Neil Simon road of comedy gold with The Goodbye Girl. Plus mom thinks Jessi is dead in a ditch, Jessi won’t stop molesting the microphone and using words that don’t have no meaning, Josh doesn’t love Marsha mason in this role (but he feels bad about it), Jessi eats with mouth noise, Josh screwed up the quote game and find out what Dingleberry really means. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sasquatch. Bigfoot. Myth. Legend. Houseguest. Josh and Jessi dive into Jessi’s favorite childhood (and maybe still?) movie and discuss why she cannot flush a toilet at night. Plus what does 37 year old gum taste like? Your intrepid hosts bravely bite into gum from 1987 to find out, Jessi explains what a “weak link” child is, fast food wrapper ASMR, are all Sasquatchi empaths? And pregnant woman enjoy peeing in bushes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Escaped mental patients including Batman and Doc Brown! Plus why do parents hate GPS?, Josh is ruining Jessi’s life by having met famous people in the past and open the door get on the floor everybody walk that dinosaur. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mama - don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys… Redford and Fonda together again! Plus Jessi kisses her dog on the mouth and tries to tell Josh that’s okay but clearly that’s not okay but she says dog owners will get it and Josh says that’s crazy, Seth Green is so nice in part because he came to the valley to see a weird play, how those talk shows really work, ADHD and RTAs, dad really wants you to use a bowl for that spaghetti and what is a hummer anyway? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave Kovak in ’24 I say - we want idealized politics just like in the movies pleeeeeeaaaase. Plus *extremely* important PSA’s about repulsive finger licking and the absolute necessity to play music while eating, Josh is bad at meeting George Clooney but good at seeing the cast of American Beauty the night of the premiere, Jessi doesn’t understand that Kevin Kline is just one person because how is he onscreen with himself if he’s not just one person that makes no sense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Meet Perry Menopause! Plus a brief discussion of The Pink Panther, Oliver Reed drinking stories, KANOPY; the best streaming app no one knows about, Beatles as Musketeers?, Ruffles are the best potato chip, Beard ASMR and maybe there’s a mention about how much Josh likes the fight scenes in this movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices