How to upgrade your VIP: The Science of Stripping

Part three of the adventure of Heaven’s breasts. In which Heaven reflects on what she’s learned, Buffy reflects on why she hasn’t learned quite as much as she thinks she has, and we learn an awful lot about how men look at women when their breasts change size. Spoiler alert – it makes a difference. You’ll be relieved to find our heroes regret nothing. Never apologise, never explain, just tip your dancer in cash. Episode three - All This and Heaven Too.Come see our short film, The Red Room,  at the Soho London Independent Film Festival Screening 6:30pm, Jan 24th 2025, 75 Dean Street, Soho, London W1 3SQ.Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival  FDA Black Box linkThis episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- [email protected] us your questions & confessions! [email protected] managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

Welcome to part two and thank you for staying with us. The story so far – Heaven’s in hospital. Buffy is worried. And this episode is a whole new way of storytelling. It’s the voice notes between two friends when one is in trouble. Things don’t get more intimate than this. Episode two - Stairway to Heaven.This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- [email protected] us your questions & confessions! [email protected] managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

Don’t call it a comeback, though we’ve been away too long. Here’s why. And remember, every now and then, the talk in VIP gets serious. Every now and then we connect. And so it’s time to let you in on something we’ve been dealing with for a while. Heaven’s breasts have had a starring role in pretty much every episode, but breast enlargement can cost more than cash. This is the story of what can go wrong and it’s a quiet word of warning that when it comes to surgery, always read the small print. As befits our first ever epic it’s a trilogy. And don’t worry. It’s funny. Most of the time. Episode one – Heaven Can’t Wait. Explant Documentary link-  FDA Black Box link  Tits Up by Sarah Thornton This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- [email protected] us your questions & confessions! [email protected] managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

Buffy and Heaven research the Stripper version of the Unified Field Theory – applying the science to life after stripping. What else can stretch the body and the brain as much as a busy Saturday night in the club? Fortunately, we discover how sex worker ninja skills can be deployed on movie sets, in dungeons, at parties, and in helping civilians getting the most out of their sex lives. Plus we dig into the heart of the ho life – with the usual levels of hapless chaos.This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- [email protected] us your questions & confessions! [email protected] managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

Heaven wrestles the curse of the full moon and the mystery of the missing green Croc. Buffy channels Carrie without the killing and investigates the secret of the Mooncup. Plus, our lascivious lab techs study the science of cycles thanks to the University of New Mexico’s revelation concerning the correlation between ovulation and stripper’s earnings. Don’t be fazed by the phases, in short, because all good boys pay a roundie. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- [email protected] us your questions & confessions! [email protected] managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

Our post-grad bad girls slip on their lab coats – you should see them in lab coats – and apply their Bunsen burner to strong men’s dreams. This week they apply the Myers Briggs test to explain stripper archetypes. Understand uber stripper Chelsea the Commander who will intimidate you into spending whether you want to or not. Quail at Vivienne the Debater who’ll talk you out of your rent money, your kid’s college fund and the next day you can’t remember why. Or Kelise the NLP Jedi (NAME SPELLING)?? who can rinse you using all of the above and having you coming back tomorrow to do it all over again. Is it ho science, bro science, pseudo-science or no science? Honestly, you’re so clever, maybe you should explain it to us. And we love your shirt. Come over to the VIP. And bring your wallet.  (Heaven is a Mediator and Buffy is a Campaigner if you must know.) This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- [email protected] us your questions & confessions! [email protected] managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

More ho science from SITA Labs, with tips and tricks on working the private dance. Our girls love the stage but the VIP’s where they make their money, although Buffy’s metaverse earnings multiplier is not advised unless you’re true ninja level. We learn the value of insinuation, camera pantomime, the Heaven theory of time, the ‘how to re-up’ controversy and breaking into the low spending wallet. Plus – civilians! Make your bedroom into a VIP. Remember the BDP: bantz, dance, pants and always take cash in advance. Trigger warning – although if you’ve made it this far, we figure you’re unshockable – there’s a discussion of abortion that would make a Texas judge weep. Buffy says hi, Justice Nathan L. Hecht…This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- [email protected] us your questions & confessions! [email protected] managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

What goes in the VIP stays in the VIP. Until now. Buffy and Heaven invite you to spend 45 mins in the holy of holies with them and, just this once, you don’t have to pay up front. They explain how to shake your money maker and ensure you make your money, from knowing your booth – Buffy chooses hers based on the right lighting; Heaven just likes the naughty corner – to covering up alarming body noises to keep the sensual vibe. If you ever wanted to learn the tease in strip tease this is place. Plus the art of butt bumping, the skill of time keeping and the mystery of the golden move. Word of warning: you will never look at a pint of Guinness in the same way again. This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- [email protected] us your questions & confessions! [email protected] managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

Buffy and Heaven, everyone’s favourite dancing duo, explore the psychological manipulation that strippers deploy – sometimes accidentally – to part gentleman from their cash. It has very little to do with how you look and everything to do with what you say. Frankly it’s a superpower. They discuss the nuance of NLP, the cunning of coding and the art of anchoring as well as hairplay, dumbplay, wizardplay and sugarbabyplay all in the interests of helping wallets empty. There are also some truly shocking accents.This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- [email protected] us your questions & confessions! [email protected] managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com

Our heroes left the Attic when lockdown lifted and are back where they belong – in the club, working the VIP and bringing joy to an uncertain world. But it all starts on stage… whether it’s a lure for private dances, a dollar bill scrapping earner or a place where the coolest dancers express their crazy sexy hearts it’s the part of the club most punters and newbies think they understand. Trust us. You don’t. Settle in for an extended episode of everyone’s favourite strippers with attitude.Enjoy the Buffy and Heaven playlists!This episode is bought to you by SITA Podcasting Ltd, Hosted by Buffy and Heaven, produced by Stephen Armstrong and Sophie Cohen, edited by Adam Grigg, original soundtrack by Myron Cohen and Hart McNee.Follow us! Instagram & Twitter Press Enquiries- [email protected] us your questions & confessions! [email protected] managed by https://www.bowlinefoxmedia.com