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We invite you to join us for the great monthly meander.  It’s Halloween night, her fangs are in, and Rachels mind is wondering...wandering...Welcome to Space Court.   Featuring:  Rachels and da ubiquitous entities, Victoria and Samantha. Reference: Old Space Court episode from October 30th, 2019: Vampire Teeth. Hit da Space Line: +1 707.780.2266 B.I.T.C.H. = Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming Honorable. Art: @astroccult. Conducere: https://linktr.ee/spacecourt.     Sharing is daring!   *Created with iPhone 8, Speakline, Auphonic and GarageBand.

You are warmly invited to join us for a special storytelling session as Rachels shares her experience of being named after a tropical storm.  Moving from the literal to the personal, she offers a unique lens on what it means to carry, survive, and ultimately grow from life's emotional whirlwinds.   Happy New Moon!   Featuring:  Rachels and da ubiquitous entities, Victoria and Samantha. Attribution: Various news clips about Tropical Storm Rachel from YouTube and Decks Dark by Radiohead.   Hit da Space Line: +1 707.780.2266 B.I.T.C.H. = Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming Honorable. Art: @astroccult. Conducere: https://linktr.ee/spacecourt.     Sharing is daring!   *Created with iPhone 8, Speakline, Auphonic and GarageBand.

We invite you to join us as Rachels finally brings a beautiful vision to life. By giving free rides to cruise ship tourists, she proves that while the fear of strangers can be contagious, ALOHA is so much stronger. Celebrate, share, live and help us keep the Spirit of Aloha ALIVE! Featuring:  Rachels and da ubiquitous entities, Victoria and Samantha. Recommendations: Believe by Absolutely Parched. Hit da Space Line: +1 707.780.2266 B.I.T.C.H. = Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming Honorable. Art: @astroccult. Conducere: https://linktr.ee/spacecourt.     Sharing is daring!   *Created with iPhone 8, Speakline, Auphonic and GarageBand.

We invite you to join us on this voyage as we once again welcome Brittany - the mastermind who coined the name 'Soul Bully' for Rachels back in 2017. Nine years later, and that bitch is still playing the exact same role perfectly. *Production side note:  We actually recorded this episode right before Hurricane Lala moved through the islands in August. As we release it tonight, Tropical Storm Nolo is already looming nearby. Our hearts are with the community - wishing everyone absolute peace and safety (prayer hands)!   Featuring:  Brittany, Rachels and da ubiquitous entities, Victoria and Samantha. References: Soul Bully; "Triple Aries" published on April 15, 2020; "Life Amplified" published on September 29, 2025.   Hit da Space Line: +1 707.780.2266 B.I.T.C.H. = Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming Honorable. Art: @astroccult. Conducere: https://linktr.ee/spacecourt.     Sharing is daring!   *Created with iPhone 8, Speakline, Auphonic and GarageBand.

Every year in late July and early August, Sirius begins to rise in the morning sky with the Sun.  This planetary alignment is known as the Lion's Gate Portal.  We invite you to join us, as Rachels uses this window of opportunity to dream about the near future.   Featuring:  Rachels and da ubiquitous entities, Victoria and Samantha. Hit da Space Line: +1 707.780.2266 B.I.T.C.H. = Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming Honorable. Art: @astroccult. Conducere: https://linktr.ee/spacecourt.     Sharing is daring!   *Created with iPhone 8, Speakline, Auphonic and GarageBand.  

We invite you to join us as Rachels reflects on current and past voyages.  She shares stories of her recent roadtrip from Florida to North Carolina, discloses her discomfort of 44+ "no-see-um" bug bites, and says goodbye to old friends and new as she makes way for Molokai.   Featuring:  Rachels and da ubiquitous entities, Victoria and Samantha. References: James Taylor, Ray Charles, TLC, Third Eye Blind, Coolio, Alanis Morissette, Oasis, Weezer, Live, Nirvana, Offspring, Green Day, Mariah Carey, Janet Jackson, Counting Crows, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cranberries, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Sarah McLachlan, No Doubt, The Verve, Bush, The Verve Pipe, Goo Goo Dolls. Narration: "Goodbye" from The Way of Rest by Jeff Foster.  Hit da Space Line: +1 707.780.2266 B.I.T.C.H. = Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming Honorable. Art: @astroccult. Conducere: https://linktr.ee/spacecourt.     Sharing is daring!   *Created with iPhone 8, Speakline, Auphonic and GarageBand.

This bitch recently celebrated her sun circumnavigation (aka birthiversary), and she is extremely enthusiastic about starting a campaign of wearing a side ponytail to increase the fun and levity in her life.   ...it also makes her look at least 4 years younger.   No one can take life too seriously if you are wearing a side ponytail. Historically Rachels turns any campaign into club.   Please consider joining the Side Ponytail Club today!    Featuring:  Rachels, her goddaughter, her daughter and da ubiquitous entities, Victoria and Samantha. Campaign theme song: Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan.  Hit da Space Line: +1 707.780.2266 B.I.T.C.H. = Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming Honorable. Art: @astroccult. Conducere: https://linktr.ee/spacecourt.     Sharing is daring!   *Created with iPhone 8, Speakline, Auphonic and GarageBand.

We invite you to join us, as Rachels inhales a bunch of negative ions from the massive Wai'ale waterfalls.    Featuring:  Rachels and da ubiquitous entities, Victoria and Samantha. References: Sounds of the Wai'ale waterfalls. Hit da Space Line: +1 707.780.2266 B.I.T.C.H. = Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming Honorable. Art: @astroccult. Conducere: https://linktr.ee/spacecourt.     Sharing is daring!   *Created with iPhone 8, Speakline, Auphonic and GarageBand.

We invite you to join us as Joy and Rachels cruise around and chat about mood, vibes and feelings.  Happy half moon bitches!   Featuring:  Rachels and da ubiquitous entities, Victoria and Samantha.  Hit da Space Line: +1 707.780.2266 B.I.T.C.H. = Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming Honorable.

Rachels recently attended a heartsong choir performance and she can't get this song out of her head.  Sing along and share its simple, sweet and sincere message.  It's a Full Blue Moon bitch and the waves are definitely coming in - RIDE ON!   Featuring:  Rachels and da ubiquitous entities, Victoria and Samantha. References: Sounds of the sea from various shores of the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans. Hit da Space Line: +1 707.780.2266 B.I.T.C.H. = Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming Honorable. Art: @astroccult. Conducere: https://linktr.ee/spacecourt.     Sharing is daring!   *Created with iPhone 8, Speakline, Auphonic and GarageBand.