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Muggins is joined by the littlest fella with the biggest aura, Imaan Hadchiti, as they reminisce about Kai's instant karma the first time they gigged together back in 2013 and the only original short joke. Imaan has his car stolen by teenagers who crashed after struggling to work the extended pedals.

After months of custody battle sharing Connor Burns, Muggins and Cream reconcile their differences to spend time with their boy together trying to figure out the logistics of keyhole surgery. Daniel wants to bring back the coward punch and Connor is assaulted by a woman. An episode bookended with a 9/11 joke a Dianna joke for you all to enjoy.

A boozy no frills Altitude episode, it would be rude not to. With all of the podcast equipment on it's way to Australia, Muggins sets up with a USB mic and diminishing natural light. Watch as they get off to a chaotic start and descend into darkness with Mark Nelson and Phil Ellis joining Kai to recap an amazing week on the mountains. Phil confesses his love for Kai after writing and deleting a soppy Facebook post about him while drunk.

After an entire month being pure sluts and pairing up with anyone who will have them, muggins and cream are finally back in the same seats, reconvening to catch up on Kai's recent trip to Wembley and his first taste of glory as a football fan. He might actually still be drunk. Meanwhile Daniel has a huge win in his passion in life, fantasy teddy bears.

The rubik's cube being invented by a generation that hasn't identified autism sets Sloss and Cullen off chatting about disabilities. The boys decide who their generations Diana is, leading into the existence of less mainstream denier groups. Ryan is very very bald.

We're stepping into the Sloss and Humphries era of the weekend double bill (Muggins and Cream haven't fallen out we promise) To commence your harvest Rosco joins Kai for some meandering flights of fancy that lead you from playing You Bet with Mathew Kelly to guess dogs bums to playing conkers with a tooth on a donut hair. It all makes sense in the moment I'm sure.

Part 1 of the late double drop Daniel takes inappropriate medical advice from his house gremlin Ryan Cullen. They speculate rivalries between countries, argue about which animals are extinct and impose new rules on hunting. Part 2 with Kai and Phil Ellis is available on Patreon

Humphries finally emerges from the gutter after an innings that might have retired him. The boys reflect on the weekend that caused the damage. Cream is convinced Muggins is the butt of a practical joke from Mark Nelson which he refuses to register. Matty takes some flack for his actions on the sesh.

Daniel and (Bald Man Scoops) Ryan Cullen kick off the podcast with some gentle racism that leads to making money gambling. They talk about the layers of people they share their vulnerabilities with from partner to friends then DMing their favourite pop stars.

Legend of 'Hot Water's Green Room' podcast Tony Carroll enters Scotland for the first time with his harem of Scouse lads on his UK tour, after Kai went to see his show the night before and ended up jumping on, the boys talk all things comedy, debauchery and making enemies. Tony leaves his dad to tackle his haters while Kai fends off Tommy Robinson's minions.