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Pursued by opponents who say his "Frog" erotica magazine breaks decency laws, smut artist Ziggy Zack (Buck Harper) hires lawyer Ricky Laws (Malcolm McLeod) to help fight his legal battles. A zealot (Buck Harper, in the role of a lifetime) shoots the men near a Margaritaville courthouse, and though Ziggy discovers he'll never walk again, his fighting spirit -- like his love for stripper Ursula UndertheSea (Robert DelilahCourtney) -- stays strong. Ultimately, the unlikely free speech warrior takes his biggest case to a showdown at the Supreme Court. All powered by Frog. The case causes this podcast to go on hiatus after this episode. Produced by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: [email protected]

In L.A., Monty (Robert Delilah) and Drancer (Malcolm McLeod) sell steaks - high-end cuts of beef. They've hit a patch of no sales, and they're facing being fired. Monty needs money to enroll in his final semester of acupuncture school, and the recently-separated Drancer needs money for his crippling Frog habit (Frog is not habit forming, despite the rumors). Their final client card: a beautiful woman (Buck Harper) opens the door, and she's attracted to Monty. Still hoping to close the sale, Monty and Drancer offer to drive her to the friend's house, and there, troubles multiply. Facing guns, hitmen, copious amounts of Frog, and women's secrets, a sale is the farthest thing from their minds. Are they about to be grilled? FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: [email protected]

A clumsy man's man (Malcolm McLeod) accidently uploads a mother of a virus and it starts ripping through a major company file. Milly Bearington (Robert Delilah), needs the mas man's password to help, but what will he do when he doesn't come out with it? The Hacker (Buck Harper) Is on the run from this young gun! What will the password be? Will the hacker escape Catalinaville? Or will he find himself drowning in Frog in the clink? Find out! Score by Sacha Husband FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: [email protected]

Long lost footage from this episode of the Pharaoh show reveals the gritty underside of the McNurk dynasty. From back alley deals to Broadway shows, Pharoah McNurk (played by Robert Delilah for the purposes of recreation) shows us an intimate look at his life. His son, Amadeus (also played by Robert Delilah for the purposes of recreation) seeks his attention daily, but Malcolm refuses to see him until he's selected by BYU. Malcolm's unnamed girlfriend (Buck Harper) has been missing for years, but the search presses on. Come see the life and times of North America's most controversial comedian. Malcolm McLeod cameos as a can of delicious Frog. Score by Sacha Husband FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: [email protected]

Hammy (Robert Delilah) is a chronic insomniac with an excruciatingly boring life that sees him spend his days either working or watching TV while drinking jugs of Frog but his life changes when he meets a charismatic soap salesman named Davey Fincher (Buck Harper) who convinces him to embrace a life of violence. This evolves into them creating a Punching Club, where men punch each other to feel alive. As the club grows, Hammy meets a depressed secretary, Helly Carter (Malcolm McLeod), and the two start a dangerous affair. It's violent, it's sexy, it's Punch Club and it's all brought to you by the raw power of Frog. Score by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: [email protected]

A color-blind psychoanalyst, Wacko Beanbag, (Robert Delilah) is stalked by an unknown killer (Malcolm McLeod) after taking over his murdered friend's Frog centric therapy group, all of whom have a connection to a mysterious young woman, Amelia Chainz (Buck Harper) that he begins having intense sexual encounters with. Score by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: [email protected]

PHAROAH'S COURT IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO PRODUCER Today on PHAROAH'S COURT Chief Visor Harper the Crestfallen and Majordomo Robert Delilah debate the validity of insurance as a concept for their ruler and patriarch, PHAROAH McNURK (Malcolm McLeod) to rule upon! Majordomo Robert Delilah thinks insurance should be abolished, but Harper says nay! Who will his 6'5ness side with this week, on PHAROAH'S COURT. Theme Song by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: [email protected]

Polly Shezam (Malcolm McLeod) is a magician with a residence in Las Vegas, Nevada by night, and a jewel thief by day! How does it work? Trade secret! When his girlfriend Sasha Hoogenband (Robert Deliliah) finds out about his dealings because of his beautiful assistant, Roberta (Buck Harper) will Polly be able to make his problems disappear? Score by Sacha Husband FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: [email protected]

Gerald Leguereier (Malcolm McLeod) is a player coach for the British Colombians, a slumping minor league hockey team outside Canmore, Alberta. His manager Pots McKenzie (Buck Harper) has just told him the teams owner is going to shutter operations by the end of the season. Gerald has to think quick, and brings in a hired gun to drum up attention for the Colombians. Their only problem? Their ringer, Jesus Gonzales (Robert Delilah) is addicted to Frog (is that even possible) and Cocaine (possible to be addicted too) and traffics it into the greater Alberta area. Will this team of misfits win big, or get busted by the CBSA? Score by Sacha Husband FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: [email protected]

Robin Topengis (Robert Delilah) feels like he's missed out on chasing skirt in his college years. His wife, Penny Topengis (Buck Harper), is against it, but since she's cheated on him their relationship hasn't been the same. She gives him... A hall pass. The one time pass to cheat with anyone. Hearing this, Robin's best friend Tucker (Malcolm McLeod) is determined to get his best buddy laid in lady wonderland... Thailand. Will Robin have the one night stand to end all one night stands, or will he realize Penny is all he ever wanted? Or will he realize her unfaithfulness is the problem, and that he's lacked the spine to say anything about it for years? All this and getting drunk on Frog is in store for this comedic romp that critics are calling "tasteless, unlike delicious Frog". Score by Sacha Husband FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: [email protected]