Telelphone Call Montage

A collection of bizarre and frustrating telephone calls, most of which we can all relate to, unfortunately! Stabbing babes? Sidney, Sonia and the HMRC Emergency services Murder Review performed at our Comedy Sketch Show All written and performed by Scripts Aloud

Join Walter, the Wizened Wappen Wizard of Wedgemore as he secretly guides the inept wandering minstrels Krystobar Kelvin and Dominic Drumclog as they blunder round Medieval England. However, his waning wizardy powers cause chaos to commence and the pair get into all sorts of bother from camp robbers to psychopathic nymphomaniacs, humble broddlers to puckerwyperres, flemmyngepewkes to assassins, many of them strangely called Gavin. Listen to a cast of four actors become thirteen characters in this staged radio play. Contains adult humour and innuendo.

James Bond and the Albatross - Big bird battles Bond The Dating App - Meet Sarah who is trying to find love but struggles as her tourettes tells a different story. A Wok on the Wild Side - A clerk has no idea what's on the menu at a secret party. Andiema Hardbiche - What if? A frustrating interview with John Wilting.

Andiema Hardbiche - Award winning journalist returns, demanding answers. Mother Knew Best - Things aren't always as they seem. Written by guest writer Christine Hoyland. Bedrum - Give him a jolly good thrashing with the old birch. Fairy Tales - Makes Freddie Kruger look like Wurzel Gummidge

When in Toxteth - Death and free meals, written by guest writer Natalie Wu. The Clinic - Perhaps a complimentary wart scrape would be in order Sir? Palan Dieu - Can James Edgecombe overcome perfidious temptation to survive? An extract from Pallan Dieu. Andiema Hardbiche - This award winning journalist's questioning is relentless. 

Sauce for the Goose - Written for Rapid Reel, a 2 minute script in under 4 hours. Krys 'N' Dom Severance Payne - Torturing tool supplier to the discerning psychopath. The Itch - A dark and disturbing itch that needs to be scratched. Blind Addiction - Addiction: A choice or not? Music Credits: Bouncy Gypsy Beats by Public Domain Soundtrack Music FMA CC BY SA Photos of Murder by Royalty Free Soundtrack Music FMA CC BY SA Become Death by Onus FMA CC BY SA

Andiema Hardbiche - No, with respect, with respect, with respect Derek… Krys 'N' Dom meet The Tavern Whore - Gavin Swallow-Hall, at your service Vampire's Hunt - A modern poem exposing hidden threat in a predator's world. Emergency Services - Your call may be amusing to us… Credits: Bouncy Gypsy Beats by Public Domain Soundtrack Music News Jingle 1 by Loco Lobo FMA CC BY SA Remember the way by Mid Air Machine FMA CC BY SA Free Will Possession by xTaKeRux FMA CC BY SA

The Waiting Room - He's trapped in a room with no doors or windows, then... Krys 'N' Dom - Folks will always need a good Broddlin’, won’t they? Choose Hugs written by Jo Hibbard - The impact Covid has on huggers. Sydney, Sonia and the HMRC - Don't you just love interactive phone systems! Credits: Bouncy Gypsy Beats by Public Domain Soundtrack Music FMA CC BY SA Action by American Dreams Soundtrack FMA CC BY SA Stuff will never love you back by Always the teasmade, never... FMA CC BY SA Remember the way by Mid Air Machine FMA CC BY SA Happy Clappy by Public Domain Soundtrack Music FMA CC BY SA

Give Me Strength - A journey from hell with the father-in-law. Via Occidere - They're all my creatures, the ones killed on the roads. Krys 'N' Dom - An unlikely encounter between Lady Mona and a bear. Followed by Krys 'N' Dom meet Gavin... Keeping Her Head - Collecting heads for the wig maker in revolutionary France makes Marie consider her options. Credits Sincere Love by Monplaisir FMA CC BY SA Circles by Greg Atkinson FMA CC BY SA Bouncy Gypsy Beats by Public Domain Soundtrack Music FMA CC BY SA

Trailer for the upcoming Scripts Aloud Podcast. Going live on 5th January 2021.