Scared Gay's Definitive Ranking of every V/H/S Segment

This one is quite the doozy! This week, the boys try something a little different, and give you their definitive ranking of the V/H/S films and their segments. This franchise has quite the history, and quite the spread of talent, intrigue, and lots and lots of t*tties. Some of these are masterpieces...others...yikes. Coming Soon: The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror (2007)---Don't forget to rate us / leave a review!Follow us!Instagram: @scaredgaypodcastTikTok @scaredgaypodcastEmail: [email protected]: @theexercistsfPaul: @paulyoueverwantedMusic by Ronnie Carrierronniecarrier.comArtwork by Patrick AllisonInstagram: @waywardwink

On this weeks special Bone-Us episode, the boys are covering the film everyone and their mother is talking about: Curry Barker's "Obsession." And man, are they ever obsessed with Nikki. Join them as they do a bit of an abridged version of a normal episode, but still get down into everything that makes this film an instant classic! SPOILER ALERT - they spoil everything. Let us know what you think! Should we do more episodes like this?Coming Soon: P&P Rank V/H/S Segments---Don't forget to rate us / leave a review!Follow us!Instagram: @scaredgaypodcastTikTok @scaredgaypodcastEmail: [email protected]: @theexercistsfPaul: @paulyoueverwantedMusic by Ronnie Carrierronniecarrier.comArtwork by Patrick AllisonInstagram: @waywardwink

This week the boys head into the world of anime, J-Pop, and non linear narratives! Coming Soon: P&P Rank V/H/S Segments---Don't forget to rate us / leave a review!Follow us!Instagram: @scaredgaypodcastTikTok @scaredgaypodcastEmail: [email protected]: @theexercistsfPaul: @paulyoueverwantedMusic by Ronnie Carrierronniecarrier.comArtwork by Patrick AllisonInstagram: @waywardwink

This week the boys dive into a finger-lickin'-good French film. Coming Soon: Perfect Blue (1997)---Don't forget to rate us / leave a review!Follow us!Instagram: @scaredgaypodcastTikTok @scaredgaypodcastEmail: [email protected]: @theexercistsfPaul: @paulyoueverwantedMusic by Ronnie Carrierronniecarrier.comArtwork by Patrick AllisonInstagram: @waywardwink

BIG trigger warning: This movie is heavy. Even heavy for these two. If you've seen this movie, you know what we're referring to, if not, read some reviews/see the movie/listen with discretion. This movie is a doozy! But like also amazing? And also heartbreaking? And f*cking crazy. Coming Soon: Raw (2016)---Don't forget to rate us / leave a review!Follow us!Instagram: @scaredgaypodcastTikTok @scaredgaypodcastEmail: [email protected]: @theexercistsfPaul: @paulyoueverwantedMusic by Ronnie Carrierronniecarrier.comArtwork by Patrick AllisonInstagram: @waywardwink

Is it horror or thriller? Is it both? The only thing the boys know for sure? This juicily 90's thriller (or horror) has a STACKED cast of strong ass women. And we're here. for. it. Coming Soon: Funny Games (2007)---Don't forget to rate us / leave a review!Follow us!Instagram: @scaredgaypodcastTikTok @scaredgaypodcastEmail: [email protected]: @theexercistsfPaul: @paulyoueverwantedMusic by Ronnie Carrierronniecarrier.comArtwork by Patrick AllisonInstagram: @waywardwink

Warning: Skip ahead to 27:16 if you don't want to hear the boys' thoughts on the whole Taylor Frankie Paul situation. Beyond that, they have a blast covering the iconic 1982 Spielberg/Hooper classique, Poltergeist. This cast of characters is everything. Craig T. Nelson is hot AF, Dana is a hot ass mess and we love her, and then there's the queen herself: Zelda Rubenstein. Coming Soon: The Hand the Rocks the Cradle (1992)---Don't forget to rate us / leave a review!Follow us!Instagram: @scaredgaypodcastTikTok @scaredgaypodcastEmail: [email protected]: @theexercistsfPaul: @paulyoueverwantedMusic by Ronnie Carrierronniecarrier.comArtwork by Patrick AllisonInstagram: @waywardwink

This is a fun one. Like the plot of this film, the boys are a little all over the place in the best way possible. From Pablo's surgery recovery, to Paul's undying love for the first 3 seasons of Charmed to...this movie. Coming Soon: Poltergeist (1982)---Don't forget to rate us / leave a review!Follow us!Instagram: @scaredgaypodcastTikTok @scaredgaypodcastEmail: [email protected]: @theexercistsfPaul: @paulyoueverwantedMusic by Ronnie Carrierronniecarrier.comArtwork by Patrick AllisonInstagram: @waywardwink

This week the boys cross oceans of time to find... themselves getting f*cked by a werewolf in a garden like our queen, Lucy. They explore the romantic themes, rooting for a villain, and, of course, the person who is actually worse at accents than Pablo: Keanu Reeves. Coming Soon: Thirteen Ghosts (2001)---Don't forget to rate us / leave a review!Follow us!Instagram: @scaredgaypodcastTikTok @scaredgaypodcastEmail: [email protected]: @theexercistsfPaul: @paulyoueverwantedMusic by Ronnie Carrierronniecarrier.comArtwork by Patrick AllisonInstagram: @waywardwink

This movie was Ape Sh*t. If you're looking to get some good gore, and some...light character development, with a jaw dropping kill, listen to hear what the boys think of this 2026 natural horror film! Coming Soon: Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)---Don't forget to rate us / leave a review!Follow us!Instagram: @scaredgaypodcastTikTok @scaredgaypodcastEmail: [email protected]: @theexercistsfPaul: @paulyoueverwantedMusic by Ronnie Carrierronniecarrier.comArtwork by Patrick AllisonInstagram: @waywardwink