Riled about Season Three (we’re back!)

We’re so happy you’re tuning in yet again to the world’s smartest podcast, featuring the world’s most incredible singer. This episode starts off with a heated debate between the cuties: is Arielle a good singer or a great singer? Unfortunately, Matt once again is being a bit too honest here, leaving Arielle’s dreams potentially crushed. Let us know how you think Arielle’s “American Idol” audition went. Is it too little, too late for this budding vocalist? The co-hosts also discuss how Arielle would feel about Matt hitting the town in full glam, play a game of photo roulette with Arielle’s thousands of photos, and talk about fellow singer Justin Bieber’s music career. We also dive into Matt’s recent viral tweet about a certain trend that has followers split 80/20. Which side are you on? We won’t see you next Tuesday, so all we can say is, until next time, Riled Uppers!   You can find Arielle on the 'gram @Arielle and Matt @MattCutshall. Please be sure to rate, review, and follow so we can continue to get riled!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The cuties asked their followers for questions to answer on the pod, and once again, the Riled Uppers did not disappoint. We’re getting into everything from tramp stamps to mental health to wake-up songs to mini sandwiches. But first, Matt shares one of the drunk stories submitted after last week’s episode, and it leads to a very important question: why do drunk people just love getting naked? There is lots of motorboating involved in our first drunk story submission and it will make you want to go on a trip with your friend group immediately. Matt and Arielle also get into PDA on social media, what Matt looks like while he’s peacefully sleeping, and why zero gravity tattooing is their next hot business idea. See you next Tuesday!   You can find Arielle on the 'gram @Arielle and Matt @MattCutshall. Please be sure to rate, review, and follow so we can continue to get riled!  Thank you to our sponsor for this week’s episode! This deal is worth getting Riled Up about:  PROSE - Take your FREE in-depth hair consultation and get 15% off your first order today! Just go to Prose.com/riledup.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the #1 educational podcast in the world! Today we learn what Lilikoi is. Basically, it’s an ingredient in a Lilikoi mule, a cocktail that Arielle had two too many of resulting in the cuties podcasting from bed. The hosts catch up on this season of Love Island, analyze the differences between girls and guys dressing rooms (Matt does NOT hang out in the girls dressing room, FYI), and discuss the best and worst kinds of drunks. Please send us all your drunkest stories for us to potentially share on the pod by emailing [email protected]. Plus, we dig into Finding Nemo, which by the way isn’t even actually about Nemo, OK? It’s about Nemo’s dad, Marlin, and Ellen DeGeneres! Speaking of Nemo and voice acting, Arielle auditions for Matt as a plastic bag in Pixar’s hottest new animated film. Does she get the job!? Catch you next week, Riled-Uppers, and in the meantime, please be careful around Lilikoi mules.  You can find Arielle on the 'gram @Arielle and Matt @MattCutshall. Please be sure to rate, review, and follow so we can continue to get riled!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode takes a lot of turns. We start out by analyzing Matt’s recent farting activity, get real deep about anxiety, discuss what it means to be “ugly hot” versus “hot ugly,” and then circle right back around to farts. It’s a real rollercoaster over here, Riled Uppers. The hosts also go off on a tangent about just how much they love Tito’s Vodka, and you better believe Tito’s owes us some money over here or at least free vodka for life because this was not sponsored content. Or was it? You’re never going to know. (Just kidding, it’s not an ad.) Arielle and Matt are also revealing their Bridgerton names, discussing their favorite past video games, and answering a question that no one knew they needed the answer to: have you ever punched yourself in the face? Plus, a new round of fan questions (during which Arielle ends up accidentally imitating a child)! Until next week, cuties.   You can find Arielle on the 'gram @Arielle and Matt @MattCutshall. Please be sure to rate, review, and follow so we can continue to get riled!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, Matt’s mom, if you’re listening to this podcast episode... don’t. Matt and Arielle do not want you to hear what they hypothetically plan on doing with various celebrities so you’re going to want to exit that podcast app stat. Don’t get us wrong – the cuties are still fully engaged and doing well, but isn’t it fun sometimes to picture what would happen if Brad Pitt slid into the DMs? In other news, Matt and Arielle are planning what they’re most excited to do in their future (lots of lasagnas involved), revisiting their 20-year-old selves (lots of foam parties involved), and questioning who in the world named some of these Hostess snacks (because they were a ding dong). There’s money on the line once again as Arielle tries to guess Hostess’s revenue for the past several years for a solid Venmo payment from Matt. You will have to tune in to see if she’s now $1000 richer! We also learn what Arielle and Matt may name their first child, so please, no one copy our hosts with this unique baby name.   You can find Arielle on the 'gram @Arielle and Matt @MattCutshall. Please be sure to rate, review, and follow so we can continue to get riled!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watermelon sugar, hiiiiiii. We’re so excited you could join us because we have a lot to tell you, including the latest Love Island news (which involves Arielle locking lips with islanders) and the new business your hosts are starting. All very exciting. We also experience a murder live on the mic as a fight ensues between Matt and a Hawaiin spider. This podcast is not for the faint of heart. We learn that Arielle might not know as much about her fiancé as we initially thought (including his name), that Matt has an alter ego that works at a magazine called “Ocean Boy,” and that the boy-band expert co-hosts don’t actually know all the members of *NSYNC (or the name of the band *NSYNC for that matter). We’ll see you next time, and don’t forget the first episode of Love Island (aka the “kissing episode”) airs July 7!   You can find Arielle on the 'gram @Arielle and Matt @MattCutshall. Please be sure to rate, review, and follow so we can continue to get riled!    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you’re a fan of AIM acronyms and FaceTiming your mom, this episode may just be for you. The two cuties are riled about friends who are living their lives like retired people, Gmail’s tendency to make us look like idiots in our mail icons, and Drake’s beef with Kanye West and the resulting song which is chock-full of poop scoop. Matt recounts the time he snuck vodka bottles into Les Deux nightclub (and how that situation ended for him) and Arielle shares that she doesn’t know how to spell the word “scorpion,” but she does know plenty about acronyms. The real question is... does she know enough to win $1000 in our new weird gameshow? One thing is certain; today’s episode will definitely make you a dumber person or a smarter one. Either way, we’re so happy you decided to come along for the journey.    You can find Arielle on the 'gram @Arielle and Matt @MattCutshall. Please be sure to rate, review, and follow so we can continue to get riled!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The rumors are true. Yes, you heard it here first... Arielle has her period!! Oh also, Riled Up is back for another season. The two cuties are coming at you from Hawaii to catch you up on what is new in their lives and answer the important questions such as, should teens be allowed to dance to the Thong Song? When was makeup invented, and more importantly, why? Should Arielle fight Manon Matthews in the UFC ring for all to watch? On a more serious note, Matt and Arielle are so excited to officially be back on the mic catching up with their incredible listeners. You truly all mean so much to them, but especially you, sweet server from Soho House, and you, man at Alfred Coffee on Melrose Place. You two are the ones who brought Riled Up back to the podcast apps. After the first episode of Season Three, we thought about renaming it “Not The Smartest Podcast” but thought we’d keep things simple for you guys. Hope you’re ready to get riled!   You can find Arielle on the 'gram @Arielle and Matt @MattCutshall. Please be sure to rate, review, and follow so we can continue to get riled!    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we’re riled about vlogs, David Blaine, bouncy noses, Christmas gifts, emo videos, Matt’s upcoming birthday, private jets, and Jason Derulo. The co-hosts inspire the Riled Uppers with some amazing, thoughtful gift ideas for the holidays and beyond, while meanwhile, Matt does his best to uncover what he’s getting this year for Christmas. Plus, Arielle explains what went down during her past interactions with a super famous frog-eating magician and Matt explains what YouTube is – basically, a hot new site that is similar to blogs but with video instead. We know, groundbreaking. Also, how do you feel about Jason Derulo? You get all of our hosts’ thoughts and feelings on this week’s episode. We hope all our cutie listeners have the best holidays and we will see you in a couple of weeks! You can find Arielle on the 'gram @Arielle and Matt @MattCutshall. Please be sure to rate, review, and subscribe so we can continue to get riled! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we’re riled about aliens, The Bachelor, pooping at Nobu, peeing at festivals, backstage passes, superhero squirrels, Range Rovers, and Oscar winners. The two cuties are talking about a very serious topic this episode: how to best announce that you have to drop a deuce when you’re in a dating scenario. Luckily, Arielle has an effective strategy that she shares with the Riled Uppers. And speaking of going to the bathroom, Matt and Arielle break down the potty situation when it comes to music festivals, from Coachella to Glastonbury, and how best to navigate taking care of business. Matt also shares a traumatic experience that happened at a music festival, though thankfully it has nothing to do with number two. They’re also sharing tips for leasing a Range Rover during the pandemic and per usual, they’re talking about some Bieber news. See you next time! You can find Arielle on the 'gram @Arielle and Matt @MattCutshall. Please be sure to rate, review, and subscribe so we can continue to get riled! Thank you to our sponsors for this week’s episode! These deals are worth getting Riled Up about. MANSCAPED- To get 20% off and free shipping off your order, use the promo code RILEDUP at Manscaped.com HEADSPACE- Go to Headspace.com/riledup for a free one-month trial with access to Headspace’s full library of meditations for every situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices