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Rick talks about how he and his mom can get anything they want by using the power of persuasion, and how eating a Bueno bar is akin to edging. Esther just learns about the newest fad in fast food, and they both bond over their love for sauces.   SPONSORS: Babbel Go to https://www.babbel.com/haveatime for 55% off! NEW SHOW ADDED! 9/29 show sold out! Get tickets to see Rick Glassman Live in Brooklyn at Union Hall on 9/30: https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/rick-glassman-2547789 New episode every Wednesday (Thursday on YouTube). Join our official Discord! https://discord.gg/Pjk2YYMMuZ RICK GLASSMAN https://www.rickglassman.com INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/rickglassman TWITTER: https://twitter.com/rickglassman YOUTUBE: youtube.com/@rickglassman ESTHER POVITSKY TOUR: https://linktr.ee/EstherPTouring INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster TWITTER: https://twitter.com/littleesther

Rick & Esther talk about what will cause the podcast to crash ashore. Why heroes and villains are cut from the same cloth, and are extremely horny. Rick tells a story of a time he turned into a gangster to retrieve money he was owed. New episode every Wednesday (Thursday on YouTube). SPONSORS: HelloFresh Go to hellofresh.com/50hat and use code "50hat" for 50% off, PLUS FREE SHIPPING! Hero Bread Go to Hero.co and use code "HAT" for 10% off your first order! Join our official Discord! https://discord.gg/Pjk2YYMMuZ NEW SHOW ADDED! 9/29 show sold out! Get tickets to see Rick Glassman Live in Brooklyn at Union Hall on 9/30: https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/rick-glassman-2547789 RICK GLASSMAN https://www.rickglassman.com INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/rickglassman TWITTER: https://twitter.com/rickglassman YOUTUBE: youtube.com/@rickglassman ESTHER POVITSKY TOUR: https://linktr.ee/EstherPTouring INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster TWITTER: https://twitter.com/littleesther

Nikki Glaser joins Rick & Esther as this weeks mediator. Is your spouse cheating on you? They might be according to Nikki Glaser, she also reveals an ongoing theory she has about "Member" size. Esther tells tells the story of the time she almost died for Burger King and why older men are off-putting. Rick is still being nice to Esther and talks about his monogamous relationship with Magic. Rick & Esther fight about analogies again. New episode every Wednesday (Thursday on YouTube). SPONSORS: PrizePicks Go to prizepicks.com/hat and use code "hat" for a first deposit match of up to $100! Join our official Discord! https://discord.gg/Pjk2YYMMuZ NEW SHOW ADDED! 9/29 show sold out! Get tickets to see Rick Glassman Live in Brooklyn at Union Hall on 9/30: https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/rick-glassman-2547789 RICK GLASSMAN https://www.rickglassman.com INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/rickglassman TWITTER: https://twitter.com/rickglassman YOUTUBE: youtube.com/@rickglassman ESTHER POVITSKY TOUR: https://linktr.ee/EstherPTouring INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster TWITTER: https://twitter.com/littleesther NIKKI GLASER https://www.nikkiglaser.com/ INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/nikkiglaser/?hl=en TWITTER: https://twitter.com/nikkiglaser?lang=en PODCAST: https://www.youtube.com/@TheNikkiGlaserPodcast/videos EDITED BY ANTHONY PACHECO INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/anthonyypacheco/

Corinne joins the show today to be a mediator of sorts for Rick & Esther. Esther introduces us to the special k diet and reveals she documented her teenage years just in case she became the most famous person on the planet. Rick reveals his plans for a new type of comedy special and why is a very competitive boy.  New episode every Wednesday (Thursday on YouTube). SPONSORS: Miracle Made https://www.trymiracle.com/haveatime Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to the link above and use code HAVEATIME to claim your FREE 3 piece towel set AND save over 40% off. BirdDogs Go to https://www.birddogs.com/hat OR use code: "HAT" for a FREE Yeti style tumbler with your order. Join our official Discord! https://discord.gg/Pjk2YYMMuZ NEW SHOW ADDED! 9/29 show sold out! Get tickets to see Rick Glassman Live in Brooklyn at Union Hall on 9/30: https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/rick-glassman-2547789 RICK GLASSMAN https://www.rickglassman.com INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/rickglassman TWITTER: https://twitter.com/rickglassman YOUTUBE: youtube.com/@rickglassman ESTHER POVITSKY TOUR: https://linktr.ee/EstherPTouring INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster TWITTER: https://twitter.com/littleesther CORINNE FISHER https://linktr.ee/philanthropygal INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/philanthropygal/ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor PODCAST: https://www.youtube.com/@GuysWeFcked STORE: https://www.instagram.com/perfectlycenteredstore/?hl=en PRODUCER DANNY https://linktr.ee/followsellers INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/followsellers/ PODCAST: https://www.instagram.com/callbackspod/ EDITED BY ANTHONY PACHECO INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/anthonyypacheco/

Esther brings along her associate to welcome Rick back to hurricane central (Los Angeles). Esther and Ricks sexual energy is heightened by Dairy Queen and chicken strips talk. Rick tells the story of the worst doctor appointment he's ever had and Esther tells the story of the time she crashed a bachelor party in Las Vegas. SPONSORS: Babbel Go to https://www.babbel.com/haveatime for 55% off! NEW SHOW ADDED! 9/29 show sold out! Get tickets to see Rick Glassman Live in Brooklyn at Union Hall on 9/30: https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/rick-glassman-2547789 New episode every Wednesday (Thursday on YouTube). Join our official Discord! https://discord.gg/Pjk2YYMMuZ RICK GLASSMAN https://www.rickglassman.com INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/rickglassman TWITTER: https://twitter.com/rickglassman YOUTUBE: youtube.com/@rickglassman ESTHER POVITSKY TOUR: https://linktr.ee/EstherPTouring INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster TWITTER: https://twitter.com/littleesther

Rick & Esther are in New York again this week to bring you an episode about doing the things in life that are draining, why going to Disneyland fills up Rick's energy meter and drains Esther's, and how Rick pleased himself as a child. Esther tries to adopt how Rick goes through the world and how he balances his social modes, they go back in time and have a debate that calls back to an original episode of Rick & Esther Have A Time, and Esther reveals what she considers dirty time in bed. New episode every Wednesday (Thursday on YouTube). SPONSORS: HelloFresh Go to hellofresh.com/50hat and use code "50hat" for 50% off, PLUS FREE SHIPPING! Join our official Discord! https://discord.gg/Pjk2YYMMuZ RICK GLASSMAN https://www.rickglassman.com INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/rickglassman TWITTER: https://twitter.com/rickglassman YOUTUBE: youtube.com/@rickglassman ESTHER POVITSKY TOUR: https://linktr.ee/EstherPTouring INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster TWITTER: https://twitter.com/littleesther

Rick & Esther take some fan emails this week! Esther even receives a call from her #1 fan. Rick does slam poetry for Esther, and fills us in on why sometimes she might just be a bully. Rick & Esther debate which bottled water is best, and why you have to be "always on" when visiting Trader Joe's. SPONSORS: Miracle Made https://www.trymiracle.com/haveatime Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to the link above and use code HAVEATIME to claim your FREE 3 piece towel set AND save over 40% off.

Rick & Esther try to make this relationship work by talking about their strengths and weaknesses (a guest caller chimes in on the matter). Rick finds out Esther has a villainous plan against him. Esther calls out Rick for lying about his height... or is he? Esther practices being a good listener and someone gets punched. New episode every Wednesday (Thursday on YouTube). SPONSORS: BlueChew https://www.get.bluechew.com Code: "HAT" for your first month FREE! Just pay $5 shipping. BetterHelp This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month with the code “HAT”. Get started today at http://www.betterhelp.com/HAT Miracle Made https://www.trymiracle.com/haveatime Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to the link above and use code HAVEATIME to claim your FREE 3 piece towel set AND save over 40% off.

Are you sitting down? This episode gets wild. Rick & Esther dig deep into their childhood sibling rivalries, traumas, and their favorite childhood games (or lack thereof). Esther quite literally loses hair along the way. Theme Music Credit: @cattlemantis_ SPONSORS: BlueChew https://www.get.bluechew.com Code: "HAT" for your first month FREE! Just pay $5 shipping. BirdDogs Go to https://www.birddogs.com/hat OR use code: "HAT" for a FREE Yeti style tumbler with your order. Babbel Go to https://www.babbel.com/haveatime for 55% off! Factor Go to https://www.factormeals.com/hat50 for 50% or use code "HAT50".

Is Esther a nepo baby? Will Ricks coffee kick in? Will Rick take NO for an answer? Is this sustainable? Find out! New episode every Wednesday (Thursday on YouTube). Theme Music Credit: @cattlemantis_ SPONSORS: BlueChew https://www.get.bluechew.com Code: "HAT" for your first month FREE! Just pay $5 shipping. BetterHelp This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month with the code “HAT”. Get started today at http://www.betterhelp.com/HAT BirdDogs Go to https://www.birddogs.com/hat OR use code: "HAT" for a FREE Yeti style tumbler with your order. Magic Spoon Go to https://www.magicspoon.com/haveatime and use code "HAVEATIME" for $5 off!