John Carpenter's Vampires (aka Gaywalker)

I fucking hate this fucking movie with all the passion I have left in this shell of a body. Ridley Scott cursed us with this franchise in 1979 and it's been slowly killing us ever since.Who's responsible for this shit?Director: Fede AlvarezWriters: Fede Alvarez with credits to Dan Obannon and Ronald ShusettStars: Cailee Spaney, David Johsson, Archi Reneaux, Isabela Merced, Spike Fearn, Aileen WuRecommendations:Emily - Dominion Tank PoliceBen - Coyote Vs ACMEJeremy - AEW All In, Akira Kurasawa’s High and LowJOIN JEREMY'S ZOOP CAMPAIGN AND HELP MAKE GREAT COMICS! https://zoop.gg/c/slayTake our listener survey: http://bit.ly/progressivelyhorrified-surveySign up to support Progressively Horrified on Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get bonus episodes! https://www.patreon.com/c/progressivelyhorrified Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a deeply and totally unpolished turd.And now that I'm done talking about James Woods, now for the rest of this movie!Who is responsible for this?Director: John CarpenterWriters: Don Jakoby, based on the novel by John SteakleyStars: James Woods (notorious Hollywood shithead, known for being in Kingdom Hearts and suing anyone who doesn’t agree with him, incl his harassment victoms), Daniel Baldwin (b list Baldwin but at least he didn’t shoot anyone afaik), Sheryl Lee (Laura Palmer! She should have stayed in the Black Lodge), Thomas Ian Griffith (martial artist and yet not the hero of this film), Maximillian Schell (he is German), and more! Wait, is that Shang Tsung?????What do we recommend?Emily - Rockula, any other Vampire movie. Also Tim Curry and Dolly Parton RIPBen - Near Dark, What We Do in the Shadows, Avatar AangJeremy - Teenage Sex and Death at Camp MiasmaJOIN JEREMY'S ZOOP CAMPAIGN AND HELP MAKE GREAT COMICS! https://zoop.gg/c/slayTake our listener survey: http://bit.ly/progressivelyhorrified-surveySign up to support Progressively Horrified on Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get bonus episodes! https://www.patreon.com/c/progressivelyhorrified Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When we said we were covering some shitty, dusty ass, good for nothing movies that were best not remembered at all...wait, why did we decide to do this again?Who's Responsible for this?Director: Alex KurtzmanWriters: David Koepp, Christopher Macquarrie, Dylan KussmanStars: Tom Cruise, Sofia Bourtella, Annabelle Wallis, Jake Johnson, Russell Crowe, Courtney B. VanceWhat do we recommend?Emily - StargateBen - Research flock cameras, Yu-gi-oJeremy - Predator: killer of killersJOIN JEREMY'S ZOOP CAMPAIGN AND HELP MAKE GREAT COMICS! https://zoop.gg/c/slayTake our listener survey: http://bit.ly/progressivelyhorrified-surveySign up to support Progressively Horrified on Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get bonus episodes! https://www.patreon.com/c/progressivelyhorrified Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who's Responsible for this?Director: David F SandburgWriters: David F Sandburg, Eric HeissererStars: Teresa Palmer, Gabriel Bateman, Maria Bello, Alexander DiPersia, Billy BurkeWhat do we recommend?Emily - How to Make Jorts by BDGBen - Ted Lasso, Mother’s Basement: The Best Worst Anime StudioJeremy - Tony, Hellraiser JudgementJOIN JEREMY'S ZOOP CAMPAIGN AND HELP MAKE GREAT COMICS! https://zoop.gg/c/slayTake our listener survey: http://bit.ly/progressivelyhorrified-surveySign up to support Progressively Horrified on Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get bonus episodes! https://www.patreon.com/c/progressivelyhorrified Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't delete this podcast thinking you already listened to it last week! Influencers is the sequel to Influencer. That's right, Kurtis David Harder is the James Cameron of hot social media murderers! Cassandra Naud is back as CW and this time she's in love! And her girlfriend is French, so if you like your lesbian murderers with a baguette in the bicycle basket, boy have we got the movie for you!Who's Responsible for this:Director: Kurtis David HarderWriters: Kurtis David HarderStars: Cassandra Naud, Emily Tennant, Lisa Delamar. Veronica Long, Georgina Campbell, Jonathan WhitesellRecommendations:Emmanuel - Seek app by iNaturalistSara - Sailor Moon Dream Arc, X-Men, We Can Only Save OurselvesEmily - Going Outside, Widow’s Bay, BodiesBen - CollateralJeremy - Magical Boy, Yojimbo, Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-MenJOIN JEREMY'S ZOOP CAMPAIGN AND HELP MAKE GREAT COMICS! https://zoop.gg/c/slayTake our listener survey: http://bit.ly/progressivelyhorrified-surveySign up to support Progressively Horrified on Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get bonus episodes! https://www.patreon.com/c/progressivelyhorrified Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two months of Pride wasn't enough, so the queer horror keeps on coming all through August. Now it's time to meet your badass lesbian femme fatale mommy, C.W., a woman who literally murders a woman by stepping on her. She hates social media...like...more than the normal amount.Who's responsible for this?Director: Kurtis David HarderWriters: Kurtis David Harder, Tesh GuttikondaStars: Cassandra Naud, Emily Tennant, Rory J. Saper, Sara Canning, Justin Sams, Paul SpurrierRecommendations for the week:Sara - Audio books of bleak nonfiction (Plastic Ink), documentaries, Shudder Horror (Deadly Spawn), Emmanuel -  Dungeon Crawler CarlEmily - Dean Spade’s Mutual Aid, Tiny Gardens EverywhereBen - Sense8, Galaxy: The Prettiest Star, Galaxy: As the World Falls Down, SissyJeremy - Witch Hat Atelier, Grant Morrisson’s New X-Men, Usagi Yojimbo, Crime of PassionJOIN JEREMY'S ZOOP CAMPAIGN AND HELP MAKE GREAT COMICS! https://zoop.gg/c/slayTake our listener survey: http://bit.ly/progressivelyhorrified-surveySign up to support Progressively Horrified on Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get bonus episodes! https://www.patreon.com/c/progressivelyhorrified Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did you ever wonder what happens to the mail that you screwed up the address on? Well, this movie is going to answer that...but then not be about that at all. This movie is gonna throw a lot of things at you...and then keep moving?Who's responsible for this?Director: Joe DeBoer, Kyle McConaghyWriters: Joe DeBoer, Kyle McConaghyStars: Sterling Macer Jr, John Fleck, Thomas Boykin, Micki Jackson, Susan PriverRecommendations:Michael - DTF St. LouisEmily - Look Mum, No computer - analog synthesizers on YouTubeJeremy - Librarians, ALA, Dust Bunny, They Will Kill YouJOIN JEREMY'S ZOOP CAMPAIGN AND HELP MAKE GREAT COMICS! https://zoop.gg/c/slayTake our listener survey: http://bit.ly/progressivelyhorrified-surveySign up to support Progressively Horrified on Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get bonus episodes! https://www.patreon.com/c/progressivelyhorrified Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

First Ben had a sudden deadline fall in their lap. Then Emily got sick. But Jeremy decided to soldier on without them! After all, comic writer Justin Jordan was joining the podcast for the first time and we were talking about the really good and very queer horror film Cuckoo.Then, Jeremy's entire neighborhood lost power for a full 12 hours mid-episode.However! Justin was a real trooper and came back to finish talking to Jeremy about Cuckoo in spite of all the many many reasons potentially not to.As a result, the sound is also a little weird and the episode is Frankensteined together from two different recordings. Who's responsible for this?Director: Tilman Singer (Luz)Writers: Tilman SingerStars: Hunter Schaefer, Dan Stevens, Jessica Henwick, Jan Bluthardt, Marton Csokas, Kalin MorrowRecommendation:Justin -  Eyes of my Mother, Terrified, When Evil LurksJeremy - The Guest, Tilman Singer’s LuzWant to learn more about what Justin is up to?DeathOrComics.com, JustinJordanComics.com, JOIN JEREMY'S ZOOP CAMPAIGN AND HELP MAKE GREAT COMICS! https://zoop.gg/c/slayTake our listener survey: http://bit.ly/progressivelyhorrified-surveySign up to support Progressively Horrified on Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get bonus episodes! https://www.patreon.com/c/progressivelyhorrified Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A family drag queens arrives to do a show at a backwoods redneck bar, but they become heroes to the locals when vampires attack. Unless you hang out with drag queens, you've never heard the word "bitch" this many times in an hour and a half.Before we jump into our discussion of the movie, let’s talk about who’s responsible for this movie.Director: Jem GerrardWriters: Jem GerrardStars: Trinity the Tuck (named after Trinity from Matrix), Heidi N Closet, Crystal Methyd, Cara Melle (actually trans), Donia Kash (they/them), Neil Sandilands, Daniel Janks, and Robyn Scott as ShielaRecommendations:Amy - Reading, Hunger Stone, City Council of DarknessEmily - The Light Eaters - Zoe Schlanger, Magic Fish, Bear Prince - TrunglesJeremy - Thirsty Sword Lesbians, Monsterhearts. LibrariansFollow Amy here: https://bsky.app/profile/amythunderjam.bsky.socialCheck out her new book Fixation here: https://idwpublishing.com/blogs/news/idw-crime-brings-the-shocks-thrills-of-true-crime-cult-stories-to-comicsJOIN JEREMY'S ZOOP CAMPAIGN AND HELP MAKE GREAT COMICS! https://zoop.gg/c/slayTake our listener survey: http://bit.ly/progressivelyhorrified-surveySign up to support Progressively Horrified on Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get bonus episodes! https://www.patreon.com/c/progressivelyhorrified Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

June may be over, but the horror movies just keep getting queerer. Pride will continue unabated until morale improves.Who's Responsible for this?Director: Eli Craig (Tucker and Dale Vs Evil, Little EvilWriters: Carter Blanchard, Eli Craig, based on the book by Adam CesareStars: Katie Douglas, Aaron Abrams, Carson MacCormac, Vincent Muller, Kevin Durand, Will Sasso, Cassandra Potenza, Verity Marks, Ayo Solanke, Alexandre Martin DeakinRecommendations:Bronwyn - Moon Child, Something Bad is going to happenAdam - Paranormal Activity stageplayBrent - Dungeon Crawler CarlJoe - Emily - Mutual Aid, You and I are Polar OppositesJeremy - Soara and the House of Monsters, Tragedy GirlsJOIN JEREMY'S ZOOP CAMPAIGN AND HELP MAKE GREAT COMICS! https://zoop.gg/c/slayTake our listener survey: http://bit.ly/progressivelyhorrified-surveySign up to support Progressively Horrified on Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get bonus episodes! https://www.patreon.com/c/progressivelyhorrified Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.