EP. 362 | Ask Us ANYTHING! Football Regrets, Best Nicknames & A Big Money Move To The Saudi League?

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads hand over the reins completely… because you asked, and we answered EVERYTHING.From the real story behind how the podcast first began at the BBC (yes, it was basically football’s version of One Direction), to nearly hitting 400 episodes and planning something huge for the 10-year anniversary — Pete, Sids and Chris take a proper trip down memory lane.We dive into the one game Crouchy would replay forever (and the medal that still stings), Sids relives promotion chaos and post-match beers, and the boys get brutally honest about whether they would’ve taken the Saudi payday at the end of their careers.There’s also Cheltenham madness, Harry Redknapp tip stories, footballers calling their jobs “appearances”, shocking dressing room nicknames, the worst Premier League kits of all time… and somehow, a serious debate about double pudding etiquette.Plus — is Crouchy officially a free agent in the phone network transfer window?As always, let us know in the comments:- What game would YOU replay?- Would you take the Saudi move?- And how many “appearances” have you made at your job? 👀00:00 - The “67% Don’t Subscribe” Plea01:26 - The Great Phone Network Debate Begins (Again)03:06 - Signing a 3-Year Deal… For £1 More?04:02 - Vodafone Price Hike Rant06:09 - “I Might Become a Free Agent”06:49 - Giffgaff’s £10 for 40GB Offer10:22 - Cheltenham Plans & Guinness Village Chaos11:52 - Harry Redknapp’s Legendary Tip Story14:13 - How The Podcast Actually Started16:46 - The First Ever Photo17:24 - 400 Episodes & 10-Year Anniversary Plans18:01 - CrouchFest… On Tour in Pubs?21:58 - Radio Stations We’d Love to Host28:35 - Why Footballers “Train” For Their Job31:17 - Sh*g, Marry, Avoid: Allardyce, Pardew, Pulis32:37 - The One Game We’d Replay Forever34:21 - Promotion, Beers & The Best Week Ever43:05 - Would We Have Taken the Saudi Money?49:38 - FA Cup Jackets & Macclesfield Moment51:07 - Worst Premier League Kits of All Time54:52 - Double Puddings/Kunis Confession56:47 - Best Dressing Room Nicknames EverFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, we look back at when Rod Stewart joined the lads to discuss his lifelong love of football, growing up in a football-obsessed household, and the hilarious rivalry he shared with fellow music icon Elton John.Rod opens up about their competitive friendship in the 70s, outrageous Christmas presents, wild nights before heading off to watch Watford F.C., and the legendary moment Elton had his “Blondes Have More Fun” balloons shot down. He also reflects on scoring a hat-trick at Stamford Bridge during Soccer Six — much to the delight of his mate George Best.If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here:https://youtu.be/J4sWFQq1AQcChumbawambaFor more Peter Crouch:Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouchTherapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouchFor more Chris StarkTwitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve SidwellTwitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwellInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14#PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Les Ferdinand is back — and this one goes everywhere.From the pressure of wearing the iconic number nine shirt to why modern football has drifted away from two-striker partnerships, Les doesn’t hold back. There’s a proper centre-forward masterclass in here — plus a full dissection of diving, simulation, and why shin pads have basically disappeared.Yes… we’re starting the campaign to Make Shin Pads Great Again.We also get stuck into the “blue card” debate, inverted wingers, why no one attacks crosses anymore, and whether football’s gone a bit too nice. Then it’s straight into predictions, the wife’s score calls, and one of the strangest deep dives into mobile phone providers you’ll ever hear on a football podcast.Part 2 delivers.If you love proper striker chat, nostalgia, and a bit of chaos — this one’s for you.Drop your score predictions below 👇00:00 – Beer in the Wrong Glass (Game’s Gone Already) 02:45 – “Memorabilia” vs Theft… Bus Stop Confessions 05:58 – Half-Term Chaos & Dad Life 07:34 – Ed Still: sniper’s dream09:45 – Les returns for part 211:45 – Dressing room standards & how far respect actually travels17:30 – Transition into deeper football chat before tactics debate23:45 – Build-up to striker system discussion31:12 – Why Football Needs Two Strikers Again 32:36 – Inverted Wingers & The Death of Crossing 33:25 – Shin Pads Are Getting Smaller?! 33:57 – “Make Shin Pads Great Again” 48:31 – The Pressure of Wearing the Number 9 Shirt 49:09 – Helicopters, Cup Finals & Big Moments 50:04 – Double-Strap Shin Pads Return 53:26 – Diving, Simulation & The “Blue Card” 54:22 – The “Have a Look at Yourself” Card 55:24 – Paddy Power Segment Begins 55:45 – Arsenal vs Chelsea Preview 1:08:16 – Listener Predictions & Service Provider Debate 1:15:05 – Giffgaff vs The Big Networks 1:17:26 – Final Premier League PredictionsThis episode is sponsored by The AA, the UK’s No.1 breakdown provider. It’s OK with the AA, they’re the fastest major breakdown provider with more patrols up and down the country, 24/7, 365 days a year. So, if you want that peace of mind and be back on the road in no time - Join today at www.theaa.com/Crouch T&Cs apply. Verify claims at theaa.com/bestFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FROM THE VAULT: One clash. One superstar. One reputation that followed him everywhere.In this clip, Duncan Ferguson revisits his attitude on-pitch towards David Beckham — and explains what really went through his mind in such heated moments. Known as one of football’s ultimate hard men, Big Dunc doesn’t shy away from the aggression that defined his playing days… but he does open up about the consequences.Does a former enforcer get judged differently? And can you switch off that mentality once it’s part of who you are?If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here:https://youtu.be/57W315KAXhoChumbawambaFor more Peter Crouch:Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouchTherapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouchFor more Chris StarkTwitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve SidwellTwitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwellInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14#PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, we’re joined by one of the Premier League’s original centre-forward royalty… Les Ferdinand.Before the goal compilations, before the Sky Sports montages, before strikers were measured by pressing data and heat maps, there was “Sir Les”. QPR icon. Newcastle hero. The man leading the line when the Premier League still felt brand new. A proper No.9. Power, presence, goals everywhere he went. If you grew up in the 90s, you knew exactly what Les Ferdinand meant.He joins Pete, Sids and Chris to talk about the journey from West London non-league graft to becoming one of the most feared forwards in the country. There’s the unbelievable story of starting out as a goalkeeper, the Turkey move that changed his mentality forever, and the sliding doors moment with Manchester United that could have rewritten football history. We get into loyalty, ambition, dressing room politics and the brutal advice from Ray Wilkins that stuck with him for life. It’s honest, funny, reflective and packed with the kind of insight only someone who’s lived it can give.We’ve split our conversation Les into two parts, and after we transition out of the nostalgia fuelled Part 1, things immediately descend into remote chaos.We build up to Macclesfield’s FA Cup tie and what it could mean for the pod, update the leaderboard as the pressure ramps up, and dive into this week’s Paddy Power predictions with a North London Derby thrown into the mix. There’s a live package opened on air that nobody fully understands, some technical mishaps, a bit of shouting about scores, and the sort of disorder that only seems to happen when we’re not all in the same room.Part 2 with Les drops next week. Trust us, you’ll want it.00:00 – Intro: One of the Premier League’s original No.9s02:12 – Early career doubts & never expecting to go pro05:48 – Growing up in West London & early football influences08:36 – Playing as a GOALKEEPER for three years11:04 – The hat-trick that changed his position forever14:22 – Non-league graft & the reality of rejection17:10 – FA Vase Final at Wembley before the big time20:45 – The move to Turkey: why he said yes23:58 – First training session… 30,000+ fans watching26:41 – Battling imposter syndrome abroad29:55 – The mindset shift that transformed him33:18 – Returning to QPR a completely different striker37:42 – Becoming one of the Premier League’s most feared forwards41:06 – Manchester United interest becomes real…43:45 - Part 1 with Les ends44:00 – Macclesfield FA Cup update ahead of kick-off46:50 – Instagram shoutout (Greatest Kits)50:30 – Catchphrase encounters in Soho54:07 – Paddy Power segment begins1:08:50 – On-air package chaos!1:10:40 – Sign off… tune in for part 2 next weekThis episode is sponsored by The AA, the UK’s No.1 breakdown provider. It’s OK with the AA, they’re the fastest major breakdown provider with more patrols up and down the country, 24/7, 365 days a year. So, if you want that peace of mind and be back on the road in no time - Join today at www.theaa.com/Crouch T&Cs apply. Verify claims at theaa.com/bestFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FROM THE VAULT: One line. One press conference. One football meme that refuses to die. It can't go on like this, can it?It can.In this clip, Mick McCarthy revisits the now-legendary moment that gave us one of football’s most quoted phrases. What started as an honest, off-the-cuff response during a tough run of results quickly became a viral classic — and a brutally accurate summary of life as a football manager.Mick explains the real meaning behind the words, lifting the lid on the pressure, fatigue, and mental battles that come with managing when results aren’t going your way. From dealing with the media to keeping belief inside the dressing room, this is a candid insight into how quickly things can spiral — and how, sometimes, football just keeps finding new ways to surprise you.The lads reflect on why the quote struck such a nerve with fans, managers, and players alike, and why it still perfectly captures the chaos, humour, and harsh reality of the game today.ChumbawambaFor more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris open the floodgates on everything that makes fans mutter those three sacred words… “the game’s gone.” From goalkeepers stubbornly playing out from the back to laser shows, forced atmospheres, half-and-half scarves and walking around the club badge, nothing is off limits.The lads debate whether modern football presentation has gone too far, question where respect actually begins and ends, and ask if tradition is slowly being replaced by gimmicks. There’s also a passionate rant about why Transfer Deadline Day has lost its magic, why phones on the pitch should be banned, and whether celebrating against your old club is actually disrespectful.So… what do you think belongs on the “Game’s Gone” board? Let us know in the comments.00:00 - Podcast intro & Ian Holloway’s explosive rant04:57 - The birth of the “Game’s Gone” board09:02 - Goalkeepers playing out from the back debate13:29 - Laser shows, pyrotechnics & forced atmospheres19:08 - Walking around the club badge controversy23:06 - Should players celebrate against former clubs?25:03 - Half-and-half scarves… illegal or acceptable?27:47 - Player messages & phones on the pitch30:04 - Transfer Deadline Day has lost its magic34:47 - Remote recording chaos & league table chat38:13 - FA Cup predictions & betting chat47:40 - Listener mail: referees warming up & socks50:33 - David Moyes booked for celebrating56:41 - Referee mascots… has football gone too far?This episode is sponsored by The AA, the UK’s No.1 breakdown provider. It’s OK with the AA, they’re the fastest major breakdown provider with more patrols up and down the country, 24/7, 365 days a year. So, if you want that peace of mind and be back on the road in no time - Join today at www.theaa.com/Crouch T&Cs apply. Verify claims at theaa.com/bestFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, we relive one of the most iconic moments in Premier League history — Sergio Aguero’s last-minute goal that won Manchester City the league — through the eyes of the man who was right there behind it all: Joe Hart.Joe takes us inside the chaos, tension and sheer disbelief of that unforgettable day, explaining exactly what it felt like as the clock ticked down, the panic set in, and then… everything changed in an instant. From the raw emotion on the pitch to the scenes in the dressing room afterwards, this is the full, unfiltered story of football’s most dramatic title finish.The lads also dig into the surreal aftermath — celebrating while Manchester United were hosting their own awards night, the media madness that followed, and how that single moment reshaped Manchester City forever.ChumbawambaFor more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris dive headfirst into one of football’s most nostalgic — and surprisingly controversial — topics: kits. From childhood shirt disasters and knock-off classics to the shirts that made entire generations fall in love with the game, the lads break down what makes a kit truly iconic.Crouchy shares first-hand memories of his earliest football strips (including one that didn’t survive warm-ups), while the boys debate whether people genuinely look better in football shirts, which kits should never make a comeback, and where wearing a jersey in public officially becomes unacceptable behaviour.There’s also chat about vintage gold, England shirts in everyday life, the unspoken rules footballers live by, and a reminder that some fashion trends really were best left in the past. Plus, a detour into Mila Kunis, Watford shirts, and why manifesting football dreams might actually work…Let us know in the comments: What’s the greatest football kit of all time — and would you wear it on a night out?00:00 – Subscribe plea and opening chaos01:10 – Birthday chat and unexpected messages03:05 – “HBD” texts and why the game’s gone04:00 – Another Watford manager sacked05:00 – Could the podcast actually manage Watford?06:30 – Training with Macclesfield and FA Cup buzz07:55 – Sponsoring walk-out jackets on live TV09:10 – The Mila Kunis interview resurfaces10:40 – Giving Ashton Kutcher a Watford shirt12:50 – Are people hotter in football kits?16:00 – First ever football kits (and ruining them)18:45 – Knock-off shirts and iron-on badges21:30 – Being “given” better kits as a kid24:00 – Arsenal schoolboy days and iconic kits26:10 – Chelsea kits everyone wanted28:30 – The worst kits of the 90s31:00 – Wearing football shirts on a night out33:20 – Vintage kits as fashion statements35:45 – Iconic England kits and forgotten classics38:10 – Can footballers wear kits casually?41:00 – Penalty heartbreak memories and iconic shirts44:10 – Legendary teams making kits iconic47:00 – Should England ever have a shirt sponsor?50:00 – Injury-time chaos and modern football debates53:30 – Extra time, late goals and “Fergie time”56:30 – Weekend results and prediction league drama59:30 – Messages and closing banterThis episode is sponsored by The AA, the UK’s No.1 breakdown provider. It’s OK with the AA, they’re the fastest major breakdown provider with more patrols up and down the country, 24/7, 365 days a year. So, if you want that peace of mind and be back on the road in no time - Join today at www.theaa.com/Crouch T&Cs apply. Verify claims at theaa.com/bestFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, Gary Oldman opens up about his lifelong love for Manchester United — from being mesmerised by George Best as a kid to watching the modern game lose its sense of loyalty and identity.The Oscar winner reflects on the era of the first XI, players who stayed for decades, and why today’s constant churn has changed the relationship between fans and clubs. He also shares why texting Sir Alex Ferguson still feels surreal, and critique's that infamous Casillero del Diablo advert starring Wayne Rooney; Ryan Giggs and Patrick Evra... and the Oscar goes to who?ChumbawambaFor more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.