BONUS: “You can’t sneeze on This Morning”

This might be the last episode of the podcast before the baby arrives, at which point Hannah and Joel will be a little busy... so they certainly made the most of this one!Hannah details the specific Five Guys order she wants delivered to her in hospital, post-birth (which sounds like it'll be followed relatively swiftly by vino with the girls) - hope you were taking notes Joel!We also discover the origins of the phrase “wet the baby’s head”, historically used as an excuse for men to get on the lash after 9 long months of watching their wives create a human child. Again, hope you were paying attention Mr Dommett!Email: [email protected] Instagram: @NeverEverPod TikTok: @nevereverpod This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

As wise men like Joel Dommett know, a great way to rack up husband points is to remind your almost-in-labour wife that she is radiant, strong, beautiful… and that she looks like Jeremy Clarkson. (Results may vary).In other news, Joel performs a rap that he wrote and dedicated entirely to comedian James Acaster. We’ll let you be the judge of this one. Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joel’s still ill and Hannah’s still pregnant! But we’re powering through (and Joel is bragging about his sneezing talents)Hannah and the family have had a viewing party for all their old home videos - and it was pretty much the cutest thing ever. However, Joel’s been inspired… and it could mean there may soon be a new addition to the Cooper-Dommett unused camera cupboard.The good news is Hannah didn’t go into labour during this episode - but will the new arrival get here in time for Joel’s big show at The Palladium?!Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Your headlines from today’s episode: Joel has a cold and Hannah has zero sympathy. And to make things worse, he’s been out for cocktails with his new Taskmaster friends AND he ignored Hannah’s text. Things are going to need to change before the baby gets here… but one thing's for sure, Joel won’t be helping Hannah’s midwives with his gang signs.Hannah and Joel had a lovely easter weekend - even though Hannah struggles with traditions and Joel hates easter eggs - anyone fancy a Pablo Escobar to celebrate?!

Joel’s feeling the coolest he’s ever felt today. Is it time for him to start acting like a good friend? And should Hannah get a new job on the door of a nightclub? Is Joel too naive? And are his LED mask and 40-minute skincare routine ruining things in the bedroom? And we can confirm that Joel loves a taco. Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Hannah’s at the point in her pregnancy where she’s struggling to talk and breathe, meanwhile Joel has let standards slip to a new DESPICABLE low. It may be time for an HR complaint, and we might need to crack open yet another window…We also have a Dommett’s Deliveries which reveals even more of Joel’s icky qualities. Despite all that - things do get deep as Hannah and Joel prepare to feel all the love for their new baby ahead of their imminent arrival (which hopefully won’t happen in a car!) Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Hannah has had a glimpse into the future! She’s feeling empowered and she’s also had an awakening… so, is divorce on the cards? Joel reveals the two things he wants to do before he dies, and it turns out Hannah has already done one of them. We also discover that Joel and Hannah are basically the illegal version of Martin Lewis. The good news is Hannah didn’t go into labour during this episode - but will the new arrival get here in time for Joel’s big show at The Palladium?! Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Hannah wonders, like we all have while watching daytime TV, how drinking wine at midday with a bunch of chefs counts as anything remotely close to work. This is Joel Dommet's life ladies and gentleman. We're in the wrong profession.Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

After Hannah *almost* stops Joel from revealing some highly personal bedroom/pregnancy information, chat moves towards Joel’s past life as a travel show presenter. Peru, Kenya, China… he runs through weird and wonderful tales from each (all of them are classic Joel). Fetch the popcorn!Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Joel and Hannah have clocked a couple of “dicey dates” on Joel’s upcoming tour that are a little close for comfort to Hannah’s due date. The Shrewsbury date being the main culprit. It’s all getting a bit squeaky bum time now guys!Email: [email protected]: @NeverEverPodTikTok: @nevereverpodThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.