Cuck This Lawn

Needless to Say has a lot of traditions, but none of them as perfect as their annual Halloween Story Table Reads. This year, four bangers were written in the name of tricking some new listeners, treating long-time listeners, and mercilessly destroying one another like the friends they are.

This week, 3/4 of the guys closed out the month-long horror extravaganza with a deep dive into Tubi treasure, "Killer Workout." Sweaty '80s women, nudity, and more! It's a perfect warmup for the guys' own horror scripts coming in just a week!

This week, Brad puts his movie-picking reputation on the line as he asks the other guys to visit Italy for another classic Mediterranean splatterfest. "Burial Ground" isn't just gross because of the gore, but also because of the best horror movie twist since "Sleepaway Camp." (Hold off on calling your moms for a few days, though...)

This week, the guys continue their Halloween Tubi marathon with a movie that combines fast women, slow-moving avalanches, hard rock, and soft p*rn. Revel in the mastery that is....... Blood Tracks.

It's October, and that means the guys are going from one movie review every three weeks to ONE. PER. WEEK. But since this is Halloween season, they totally get a pass. The first one up? Another peek into Dave's ladylike childhood trauma, via the semi-classic "Critters." Scott Grimes approves this message.

This week, the guys go further down the old school rabbit hole, with discussions of outdoor dumps, adult books, Craig's organized (and totally safe) work truck, and even a roundup! It's 2018 again! Music by: Marcos H Bolanos "Extreme_Fight"

This week, Brad is on a roll. Not only is he there for consecutive episodes, but his Tubi Treasure skills remain undefeated, with the massive addition of "Miami Connection" to the review pile. Cocaine, bikers, ninjas, jealousy, friendship, synth rock, orphans. This one checks every box and pencils in three more. 

This week, the guys reconvene to catch up after a LONG few weeks. And to show how much they missed one another, they decide to debate something old and dumb. (No, not Craig.) It's a throwback that has the spirit of some early episodes, with the guys spending more than an hour recasting the '90s classic Pulp Fiction. Matt tried his best... really.

This week, the guys are back after an unexpected break, with an episode that discusses events from more than a month ago. So, if you were hoping for some lighthearted back-to-school humor, you might want to look elsewhere. If you're interested in hearing about Matt turning 40, Legos, genitals, and other favorites, strap in.

This week, the guys are joined by their old buddy Corey to ignore the calendar and conduct another award-winning movie review. Rom-com? Historical biopic? Or a 1980s sixth-rate horror film with more breasts than an Ohio State sorority house? We'll let you figure it out.