“I Got Into a Fight With a Woman… Then the Police Arrived.” | EP206

Luke explains why being a dad to a daughter comes with conversations no man is ever prepared for. Plus, we get into self-snitching, the Tupac murder trial, and why some people seemingly cannot stop providing evidence against themselves.Another episode of bad decisions, uncomfortable truths and conversations that probably shouldn’t be recorded.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 intro 5:55 2pac murder trial + self snitching 17:57 “one of the reason I would never kill someone”21:02 most “gangsters” regret their choices eventually23:48 “if something happened to me would you avenge me?”27:14 if society broke down31:46 nobody get bail for murder except…37:37 “half my life is over if I’m lucky”39:18 Pete’s conspiracy theory of the week 46:42 Dilemma: I looked at my some camera roll and saw… 48:59 Awkward moments being a dad to a girl56:08 back to dilemma 58:40 homeschooling 

Luke was dating a woman who snuck him into a domestic violence refuge — and all hell broke loose when they were caught.Pete wonders whether Chinese and Korean people can tell each other apart, leading to the incredible story of families separated by the Korean War finally being reunited decades later.And Luke tells the story of a man who spent 24 years searching for his kidnapped son.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 intro + “Don’t hate us because you don’t agree”15:15 anti violence protester arrested for having in gun he found 17:23 watching people secretly from your window 20:58 locking eye22:58 “ive been knocked out with a hammer”26:31 how dirty would a woman have to be to put you off?44:47 how Asians look a like + and reuniting with lost family after war54:33 Japan lets you “disappear” 1:00:25 “ A woman snuck me into a domestic violence refuge”1:05:53 “people I’ve know as a kid shot dead” 1:09:25 Pete get philosophical about parenting 1:25:28 woman found adopted sister but mum getting in the way 

A homeless man gets £100,000 and loses it all in six months — and Luke is horrified to realise he understands exactly how it happened. Luke and Pete invent a completely new way of communicating live on air, while Pete watches one survival show and decides he could now survive in the wild.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 is Pete still in the closet?7:45 beings a craftsmen 13:02 homeless man given £100,000 broke again in 6 months 22:54 Luke & Pete invent their own communication 33:33 “I don’t spend my money”35:48 Pete thinks he could survive in the wild because of a tv show he watched 51:49 “could you kill a rabbit?”56:18 knocking one out on a family car journey as kid dad caught me

Luke’s up early on a Monday morning when a horn beeps outside his house. He goes out to see what’s happening… and all hell breaks loose.Would you trust a doctor who was deaf and blind? And Pete reveals how he’d prank his friends one last time from beyond the grave — including the ominous message: “If I die, it wasn’t suicide.”To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 intro 4:19 The scuffle with the woman13:18 black people knocking my door19:58 back to the scuffle (voice note)26:08 black woman wearing boxing boots 27:52 some jobs aren’t for women33:22 teacher got punched 34:50 Social stigma from school38:07 back to the scuffle 39:53 “women in uniform turn me on”41:53 deaf and blind doctor 46:23 everybody is happy till it effects them (refugee) 56:19 Kinahan Cartel + “if I die I didn’t commit suicide, but I did!”1:08:02 being so angry you kill in broad daylight 1:10:11 did Pete cause his brother baldness?

This week, we’re joined by social-media-famous barrister @familybarrister.We talk swearing, his fantastic book The Book of Swearing, how judges work out who might be lying in court, and what can happen when a relationship breaks down and your private messages end up as evidence.And most importantly: never, ever send this kind of text.Find him on social media: @familybarristerTo be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPetefind his book: https://l.instagram.com/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FBook-Swearing-Jason-Hadden-ebook%2Fdp%2FB0FT4MNRKK%3FdplnkId%3D8c79bfc7-0171-479e-8898-107e99e3144a%26nodl%3D1&e=AUA9L8R5WEyVUTGSrUjUtCE8pDwSB_LNURFCWzCEIGyfQ4XJFlYc2ab2lZn6DMAtA_jmWGQwutvQZrgfEQx0eHjpvKiDsOpR-gXvqBjKdKSRSxIL24BWUSReJXEUKU8bR9msbRNHcbwX0:00 friend got rich off of banksy art + drive to make it 7:35 introduce the guest 9:05 bad relationship with dad 11:26 are you legally allowed to hit your children?19:59 should kids be the priority in a relationship?21:57 being self motivated 26:06 books bout swearing 32:33 narcissist: what are the traits? + seeing it in others48:31 “I want my partner to look after me” + Pete gets exposed 1:04:04 when it’s obvious you are incompatible 1:07:12 how can judge tell who’s lying?1:15:05 how do you risky stuff with a partner if they can use that against you later?

On this week episode Luke puts Pete because Pete think he above average intelligence and could challenge Elon musk. Honey or loyalty whatsoever most important, what should be illegal that is actually legal and Pete thinks most pornstars are lying about something. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Luke give Pete a quiz 22:18 what you be upset if your wife done this?32:51 you’re always falling in love with the person you sleep with 36:28 how long after you masturbate  can you answer your phone?41:48 would you kill for 10 million 49:06 honesty or loyalty?50:21 what’s legal that shouldn’t be?56:29 I’m seeing a man that has a girlfriend 

This week Luke and Pete look at a video with the meanest comments and Pete tells Luke about gameshow called the ultimatum and he is pissed off about it. And Luke contemplates how he’s chosen his partners in the past. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 intro 4:32 gameshow about not getting married ( the ultimatum)7:24 Indian and African Hollywood names 9:57 back to the ultimatum 37:17 is beauty overrated?42:13 think back over the past of people I’ve met briefly 45:35 why are people so mean in comments 58:37 using childhood nicknames as men 

This week, the boys tackle two dilemmas that spark plenty of debate. One woman is convinced her partner has a bedroom problem he refuses to admit exists, while another has lost all respect for her dad after he started dating someone her age.There’s also a nostalgic trip back to the glory days of Channel U, which leads to some brilliant stories, questionable memories, and plenty of laughs along the way.As always, expect strong opinions, bad advice, and a few jokes that probably shouldn’t have made it into the final edit.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 critical feedback + Patreon 6:25 dilemma: my partner is obsessed with fame 14:59 “we have to be ourselves” + hairy bum holes 27:33 back to dilemma 37:11 channel U44:27 I’m scared of fame 52:34 dilemma “he goes soft in the bedroom and won’t admit itDilemma: My dad is dating someone my age and I’ve lost respect for him 

The boys were joined by the wonderful Sisters in the City PodcastWarning: this episode contains dangerously high levels of energy. Things quickly get chaotic as they dive into modern dating dynamics, sextapes, relationship expectations, and the question everyone pretends isn’t important… money.With strong opinions flying in every direction, the sisters more than held their own and gave the boys a real run for their money. Expect plenty of laughs, honest conversations, and a few moments that might have you questioning your own views on relationships.Buckle up — this one’s loud, lively, and a lot of fun.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 they diss our studio 3:06 what’s been happen? (A little over sharing) 4:17 “how have you not been cancled yet?”8:03 tell them about the live show 12:47 dating situations + dating dynamics 29:24 sextapes 33:07 having kids is hard 35:53 love island (tv show) 38:49 ever regretted having sex with someone?39:58 getting work done (surgery) 41:04 Pete’s  favourite subject 41:41 Anna’s background and time on the show 46:12 do you believe in god?53:53 “I know a guy who died” (Pete’s story)1:05:52 “what do you guy usually talk about?”1:08:21 what would you rather?1:14:32 should we be more safe for the money?1:17:40 who should be paying?1:27:34 funny or fit?1:30:20 can you forgive an emotional affair?1:38:42 do you believe in monogamy?1:45:58 “you’re too dangerous to do a live show with”

On his weeks episode Luke tells the story of when his dog was stolen and Pete is thinking of buying some fish for pets. Luke read a book about how racism my be ingrained in us and Pete thinks its ok for the police to be aggressive which then calls for them to act it out.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 I have a problem with giving sympathy 25:05 someone stole my dog + don’t trust rescue dogs 30:10 I’m not an animal person but I like fish 40:09 are we born racist? + aggressive police are right53:26 I hate my best friend husband’s 1:04:22 I’ve been promoted but now I het away with do no work should I stay ?1:16:10 guy with brain tumour has really weird side effects