universal boner fest....

Sometimes you meet people in mysterious ways.... Sometimes they eat sand... Witches...

we have returned

Anal beads and what’s wrong with the world

Penis

... carrots?

We have sexual intercourse with our guest Kyle. This was not the original plan, but this is how it turned out. Do not call the police. How do we change our IP address we are running from the FBI. We were former members of section 229864 and were tasked with picking the cotton when we decided to run away.