Excursion 72: Satan's Slave & Panic High School

This week on LNP. The gang plays fuck, marry, kill, Michael Gough's mustache, cusbands, being good at MATHS, and objectively funny translations. Wait, come again? You read correctly, we get downright silly with this one. You can bet we giggle like school girls. Satan's Slave (1976)Panic High School (1978)The Exploding Hearts - (Making) Teenage Faces

Yeah, that's right! We're back at it and instead of a guest, we have a guest 2.0. We're honored to be joined, permanently, by thee Master Curator of "All We Want is Sleaze", Mike Giallogrind. We straight up DEGEn and get down with two video-era "drive-in" obscurities that are way too stupid and obscure for you to know already. Prestigious guests aside, this the podcast for mutants. Trigger warning: New England accents.Winterbeast (1991)Bone Sickness (2004)Slaughter and the Dogs: Boston Babies

Well, it's another "Film School" edition of LNP as we're joined by Writer/Director Nicholas Meyer (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Time After Time, The Day After), and lay it all out with two absolutely fine film staples. Wow, we've really grown up and put our big kids pants on for this one!The Innocents (1961)The Exorcist (1974)I Think of Demons - Roky Erickson (1980)

Galen Howard Our Hollywood character actor friend,  joins us for another perfectly unplanned double feature. We talk Hollywood. We talk business. We're "gettin pro" and forming the Golden Boys Special Gul Club." Euro Horror and William Castle gimmicks. What more could you want?The Killer of Dolls (1975)Shanks (1974)Pink Turns Blue - Walking on Both Sides

Charles is destroyed as we're joined by Erica from Customers Also Watched and Unsung Horrors. It's Musical Mayhem in Mexico and the outback. Monsters. Monster Cars. Monster Singalongs and Intergalactic Men's Rights Activists. Oh yeah, we also talk about necrophilia. The Cars That Ate Paris (1974)The Ship of Monsters (1960)Bathory - Woman of Dark Desires

This week we sit down with our good friend Mike from All We Need is Sleaze to discuss, "why made for tv", the sexual life of Jess Franco, and our favorite Franco titles. Warning: This episode contains adult male giggling. Bad Ronald (1974)The Sadist of Notre Dame (1979)Orchid - Eyes Behind the Wall

What?!?! Another certified episode with super cool guests for a show that's only for the degenerate nerds? Can you believe it!? Real Hollywood screenwriters & siblings Madeline & Dylan Meyer join us to talk about the infamous 42nd St classic, Basket Case. That's right! It's another Feature Presentation episode of LNP! On this episode we tackle parenting, siblings, 42nd st, "head brothers & crumb men", and real Hollywood behind the scenes insider info. What's in the basket?

Writer & Scream Magazine contributor, Bryan Clark, joins us again for a journey into the swamps of Florida, and the exotic jungles of South Eastern Asia to uncover the truth. Who is the true monster? Frog, or Deep Alien?Frogs (1972)Alien From the Deep (1989) Bauhaus - The Man With the X-Ray Eyes

Uh oh, the bosses / overlords are here, and we gotta talk about old men corpse stories, Peter Cushing vs Christopher Lee, and autopsy gore and human water content. Jason & Mike from Attack of the Killer Podcast join us for a nice and juicy discussion.  Horror Express (1972) Neon Maniacs (1986) The Pagans - Eyes of Satan

Well it's Christmas in July and we've got a fat, juicy, heifer of an episode for you. Joined by the esteemed writer/critic Samm Deighann, we unpack what it's like to record commentary on vintage porn, discuss "John Carradine Syndrome", share all sorts of serial killer knowledge, and make a bunch of dead kid jokes along the way. Deranged (1974) Tenement (1985) Siouxsie and The Banshees - New Skin