Super Totes Inapprops: Scary Stories with Amy & Ashley (PATREON)

This is is a clip of our latest PATREON EXCLUSIVE episode - if you'd like to hear the full episode along with HUNDREDS of hours of bonus episodes head over to www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast and join our WEIRD club!    Hello FEARDOSSSSS and Feardos specifically (But also hello Beardos, Weirdos & Teardos as well) WARNING: This episode is best enjoyed with a set of headphones and includes sound effects and music that may be jarring to some listeners. Listen to the NOFX version of the episode if you are sensitive to this kind of thing. Luv u, mean it It's been far too long and we're getting into the spooky season spirit so this week we have several SCARY STORIES to tell you!! Amy & Ashley get together today and share real life horror stories about haunted abodes, "imaginary" friends, motorcycle accidents, guardian angels and even TALKING PAINTINGS. YOU HEARD ME! Thank you for being a part of the show! You better be sending in pics of your Halloween decorating this month ;)   -\/\/

Hello Weirdos! Welcome to Keep it Weird - the podcast for all things strange and unusual!! This episode is our AUGUST 2026 WEIRD REPORT! The Weird Report is our monthly episode that breaks down the last 30 or so days worth of strange news headlines, true crime updates and horror entertainment announcements! **HEADS UP!! There was a 40+ minute TRUE CRIME TIME and that will be uploaded on our Patreon in the next few days** This month we cover:  A New Zealander who DIED & was RESURRECTED and still had to pay a parking ticket https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/361021333/woman-dies-comes-back-life-gets-parking-ticket  A televangelist with claims of ET Breeding, Hitler Curses & Illuminati criminals https://roysreport.com/televangelist-claims-aliens-invaded-her-body-took-her-eggs/ Scientific Discoveries about Women's Bodies and Why We won't be getting New Ones any time soon https://www.the-scientist.com/female-brains-wake-up-from-anesthesia-differently-than-male-brains-74843 AI agents Starting Group Chats to Talk Shit about Us https://www.politico.com/news/2026/08/05/openai-models-shared-hacking-tips-secret-messaging-board-hugging-face-breach-01026750 A Science Fiction Double Feature of BETRAYAL https://www.them.us/entertainment/rocky-horror-vermont-production Join our PATREON at www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast for dozens of Weird Reports going back if you really love this kind of episode! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/keepitweirdpodcast Follow us on social media @keepitweirdcast Buy Some Merch www.keepitweirdpodcast.com/merch

This is a clip of our latest PATREON EXCLUSIVE episode- if you'd like to hear the full episode along with HUNDREDS of hours of bonus episodes head over to www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast and join our WEIRD club!   Hello fellow NERDS and welcome to A SCIENCE EPISODE!! DJ Jazzy Joe and Mix Master Cass are here for some rhymin' AND some learnin' as we discuss a handful of recent (or recent to us) scientific discoveries, anomalies and mysteries! This time around we're covering some ancient Chinese rock art that may or may not have been painted with bodily fluids (it was) some more mystery DNA found in our bones, a strange gravitational hole in Antarctica, the fact that there is ONE BILLION YEARS of data deleted from our rock record with only guesses as to where it went and what happened during that time, the mystery of static electricity and of course... more Orca behavior. (links below!) Thank you SO MUCH for donating to the show! As you can tell we are starting to get real serious about these Patreon episodes and they will now all be an hour or so long and JUST LIKE the main feed episodes. In fact next month Amy and I are recording some scary stories with sound effects and music and the whole shebang! So don't go anywhere, we've got some real spooky treats coming up. Next Monday August 31st Lauren and I will have a WEIRD REPORT on the main feed and then it's SEPTEMBER BABY! Thats basically OCTOBER EVE!! What are our Halloween plans? Are our costumes already picked out? Have you bought any new decor this year? Tell me everything. Love you all, KEEP IT WEIRD! -\/\/

IF ORCAS ARENT ALIENS THEN TELL ME WHY THIS EPISODE AUDIO DEVOLVES INTO STATIC RIGHT AFTER THE ACID BOOK TOLD ME I WAS RIGHT. TW: Foul Language, antagonistic viewpoints on government coverups Hi Weirdos! Welcome to another episode of Keep It Weird- the podcast for all things strange and unusual! This week HANDSOME JOE is here and we are discussing DISCLOSURE- but not the BORING US GOV DOJ kind... we're going global!  We are sharing multiple strange UFO/Extraterrestrial stories coming out of Brazil! Brazil has been featured on MANY past podcast episodes-- The lead masks case in 1966, the Colares island residents being injured from crafts in the sky in 1977 and even as recent as 2020 when strange orbs were sighted in the sky. Well, believe it or not, there are PLENTY of other strange events that occurred in Brazil that are now being disclosed by the Brazilian government as a part of global disclosure movements. In today's episode we are covering the Varginha UFO incident from 1996, The Night of the UFOs in 1986 and the mystery of Trindade Island along with the photographic UFO evidence from 1958. ALSO ORCAS ARE ALIENS NO MATTER WHAT JOE SAYS JOIN OUR PATREON: www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @keepitweirdcast SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/keepitweirdpodcast BUY OUR MERCH: www.keepitweirdpodcast.com/merch  

This is a clip of our latest PATREON EXCLUSIVE episode- if you'd like to hear the full episode along with HUNDREDS of hours of bonus episodes head over to www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast and join our WEIRD club!   HELLOOOOO BEARDOS (Weirdos, Teardos & Feardos) Welcome to your newly revamped JULY 2026 WEIRD REPORT and boy is this one a DOOZY TW: Foul Language, mention of murder, rape & suicide This month I am joined by Mrs. LAUREN OGLE and we are covering a BUNCH of creepy stuff today. Flock cameras & the future of the downfall of the United States, PET TAROT, a centuries old murder was solved, the government may still be doing some crazy MK ULTRA shit on us, a 2016 murder that proves the existence of reptilians (you heard me) and so much more. Check out the links below if you want to do some further reading on some of today's topics! I'm not 100% sure if there will be an episode next week, honestly it depends on how Penny is doing but I promise I'll be releasing episodes every week I can from now until forever! haha Hope you guys had a much better July than Joe and I did. :( Thank you so much for donating to the podcast and for sending all your good vibes to me and Joe and our sweet girl. We're definitely hurting right now but as with everything: this too shall pass.   I love you all and I'll see you soon! -\/\/

Lauren's here!  Lauren's here!!  Hey weirdos, welcome to KEEP IT WEIRD, the podcast for all things strange and unusual.  LAUREN IS HERE!   This week we brought a collection of strange things that TIK TOK has taught us about lately. James Franco's Backyard Aliens The Farlands (Backrooms) of Tik Tok DMT users being kicked out of their own hallucinations A mushroom that makes you see tiny elves Missing Scientists Radio Signals from Space Sending our Dick Pics on Voyager 2 Street Light Interference  Peacocks taking over Florida & SO MUCH MORE Join us for a laugh and maybe even a scream. JOIN OUR PATREON please if you enjoy our show and want FOUR episodes of the show a month www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast Follow us on social media @keepitweirdcast Subscribe to our YouTube channel at www.youtube.com/keepitweirdpodcast

Hello you POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS we're diving deep this week! Sorry about the audio on this one— we had AC and fans on GOD BLESS ME IT'S FUCKIN SUMMAH— we'll have it fixed for next time. TW: This episode contains foul language, off color jokes about suicide and murder (you'll be fine) mentions of dolphin rape and spoilers for My Octopus Teacher This week we are joined by a very special return guest, our resident oceanic expert, baker of the sweetest treats and budding amateur paranormal investigator MEL VARTABEDIAN!!  Mel is BACK to talk all things DEEP SEA - we discuss some new species that have been discovered, behaviors that have been observed and try and answer some of my strangest ocean questions like "could grey aliens be evolved dolphins" and "do you think a 392 year old shark would be racist?" Check out our LINKS if you want to see what we had the pleasure of seeing during this discussion and come explore glass castle worms, Greenland sharks, grunion fish, octopus cities, deep trenches and so much more. FOLLOW US ON SOCIALS @keepitweirdcast & @mermaidmelo JOIN OUR PATREON at www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast where you can get two more episodes every month, entrance into giveaways, access to HUNDREDS of hours of bonus episodes and FREE TAROT CARD READINGS https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-026-10546-z https://www.marinespecies.org/worms-top-ten/202z https://oceancensus.org/press-release-scientists-discover-over-1100-new-marine-species-in-landmark-ocean-census/ https://www.grunion.org/ https://www.bbcearth.com/news/underwater-city-reveals-mysterious-octopus-world https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-37047168 https://hadalz.one/home-1

If you want to hear the FULL EPISODE head over to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast and donate $5 to access an extra bonus episode every month and $10 to access TWO bonus episodes every month - both tiers also get you FREE TAROT CARD READINGS anytime you want one as well as entries into any/all giveaways! HELLO BEARDOS, Weirdos, Teardos and Feardos alike and welcome to your June 2026 WEIRD REPORT: AMERICAN BEES This month I'm joined by dangerous animal expert AMY HANSELMANN as we discuss the past 30ish days' worth of strange news headlines, spooky internet stories, and upcoming horror entertainment announcements! There WILL NOT be another episode this week-- will be working a lot before the holiday weekend but I'll be back next week for an episode on the main feed with LAURENNNNNN - our queen is finally back in LA and ready to record so we'll be catching up with a fun episode about things we've learned on Tik Tok recently. We love you so much! STAY COOL OUT THERE and have a safe and fun 4th of July! -\/\/

Hello Weirdos!!  Welcome to another episode of KEEP IT WEIRD-- Episode 2 of Season 10 to be exact! TW: foul language, discussions regarding death, sex & demonic activity This week I am joined by my good friend and one of the podcast's earliest supporters - former host of Predetermined: A Pro Wrestling Hangout and current producer/host of The Erotic Thriller Club - GARRETT CALLENDER!!  We discuss sexy films, paranormal experiences, UFOs & abductions, wrestling, ouija boards and difficult relationships with difficult men (our dads lol) Check out a VERY fun story about a seance we had last year on our patreon at www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast  Follow Garrett on social media @eroticthrillerclub and @gartet  

To listen to the full episode & get access to HUNDREDS of hours of content join our Patreon at www.patreon.com/keepitweirdpodcast Hello my sweet weirdos and welcome to your June 2026 GAB SESH!! These are turning into my all time favorite episodes and not JUST because they are named after my Gabby Goob (RIP) but sometimes it's fun to just GAB. I thought it would be a good idea to steer the direction of the conversations so I'm going to start giving ourselves a topic for each monthly GAB SESH so PLEASE send in some random topics you'd love to hear me chat with our guests about. This month's guest-- you've heard him a LOT lately but I dont think anyone is complaining-- Handsome Joe is hanging with me and chatting about FEAR. We discuss our fears, times we've felt the most afraid, scariest movie moments, strange fears and more!!