Strippers, Snipers, and PRANKS

Today’s guest is none other than Stacey’s show bestie — the hilarious and insanely talented Scott Beaudin! Scott is a triple threat performer who started his career as a child actor, starring in commercials and cartoons you definitely remember. From kids’ TV to major roles in film, TV, and theatre, he’s done it all. But what blew our minds? Scott has a secret side job that had us SHOOK. He’s one of the actors who trains real-life police officers for high-intensity scenarios — playing everything from distressed civilians to undercover informants. Naturally, we ask every nosy question we’ve ever had about that. PLUS: One of Stacey’s favourite stories of all time, a confession that is technically a felony, and all the behind-the-scenes chaos of having to KISS Stacey on stage.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kayla tackles a full solo episode, and against all of Stacey’s expectations, it’s hilarious. She gives us the latest super-stressful hockey updates, but finds unexpected emotional support from a random parrot at the arena who literally speaks to her. Left to handle all the segments alone, Kayla spirals into an existential crisis, gets emotional about how fast her kids are growing up, and dishes out some possibly questionable solo advice. She even invents a brand new solo game to play! #Loser Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stacey hits the stage at a country music gig, and while Kayla was ready to fake a smile and suffer in silence… she ended up having the time of her life and didn’t see it coming. Then we dive into the dilemma of Stacey trying to tell people she doesn’t drink alcohol, but somehow everyone just assumes she’s already hammered based on her personality alone. We also talk about why you should NEVER buy a French Bulldog (even though Stacey is deeply in love with hers), and Stacey teaches Kayla what being a feminist actually means — surprise: she’s already been one this whole time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode has everything: dancing, trauma, betrayal… and a stripper pole. Stacey rallies a whole crew for a wild night out that somehow ends up at a stranger's house, while Kayla ditches her for a family movie night and is driven to rage by the audience during The Minecraft Movie. We also stroll down memory lane with some of our all-time favourite films, Kayla shares her latest bug-related horror stories, and Stacey is convinced she was nearly taken out by a sniper. (Yes. A real one.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Leo basically flushes money down the toilet at an NHL game, the jumbotron moment is a total disaster, and somehow it ends up being both the best and worst day ever. Meanwhile, Stacey finds herself making out with yet another stranger, and a series of chaotic events force her cast mates to band together and embody the ultimate theatre mantra: the show must go on. We’ve also got a brand new favourite TV show, and we spiral over how different our lives might have been if we had just tied our shoes a little faster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You’re absolutely going to fall in love with these two guests. We are joined by Stacey’s high school bestie Meredith, who came out to Stacey as gay in 2007 (making Stacey the very first person she ever told). Now, Meredith and her incredible wife Cagla open up about their journey together — from hilarious stories and tough experiences, to navigating bullying and finally stepping into their true, authentic selves. We get into queer identity, breast reductions, the power of community, and so many laugh-out-loud moments. HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🌈💖  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kayla learns what tinnitus is and unlocks a brand new fear. We attempt a new game … and somehow completely forget how to speak English (followed by uncontrollable laughter). We tackle one of our toughest sisterly advice questions ever, plus a jaw-dropping follow-up from a previous one. And finally, Stacey starts spiralling about whether she should have ever shared her confessions in the first place—will she keep spilling her weird secrets? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kayla is depressed because March break is officially over, and Stacey is dealing with an idiotic personal crisis—she doesn't know the difference between Switzerland and Sweden. Meanwhile, Kayla is convinced that a déjà vu is actual magic, and Stacey is determined to uncover the real science behind it. We also dive into some juicy sisterly advice: Is one of our listeners going way too far for her boyfriend? Should a married couple pack up and move away from their family? Don’t worry, we’ll tell you what’s correct. PS Stacey has successfully made out with another man like 100 times. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we unpack the absolute stress and humiliation that come with auditioning for musicals and film. Kayla fully expects us to book every single role we audition for and is personally offended when we don’t (because, frankly, she’s just used to winning everything). Meanwhile, Stacey has had a brutal rehearsal day that has left her deeply insecure, but somehow also accidentally became the best actor of all time. Kayla decides it’s time to grill Stacey on her exact timeline for having kids, which leads to an honest conversation about everything she's afraid of. We also answer some very sexy sisterly advice questions that probably reveal way too much about ourselves, and of course, we wrap it all up with some embarrassing confessions—including one about Kayla feeling genuinely bad for her toboggan when he’s left outside. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kayla has been casually dropping a wildly inappropriate saying at work without realizing how bad it is, Stacey just started a new musical and has to make out with someone on stage (and she's freaking out), and Kayla has discovered a new sushi spot—one she hasn’t been kicked out of yet. This week, we’re shaking things up with a bunch of brand-new segments (because tradition is our new thing now). We give some questionable sisterly advice to listener-submitted questions, give an update on what TV shows we’re obsessed with and invite you to watch along, and debut a new segment where we reveal the most psychotic thoughts we’ve had this week. Then, we close it all off with some unhinged confessions—and ONE of them is truly awful. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices