Special Guests: KAYLA'S KIDS!

Stacey’s voice is GONE… so today “Hot Chris” is our co-host, but thinks he might not be interesting enough to be on a podcast. Chris gives us a play by play of what it’s like to be around a prison all day long, he tells us stories that no normal person experiences, what prisoners eat, what happens when a prisoner finds out they are going to jail without bail, and what it feels like getting someone else’s blood on his arm. Who is a better co-host, Mark or Chris? Kayla gets competitive. Chris confesses that Kayla is way hotter than Stacey and Stacey breaks her silence. Kayla plays the same game Mark and Stacey did when he co-hosted, but this one takes a different turn. Kayla gives Chris a confidence pump up, and Chris gives Kayla the most amazing compliment ever. Then they go on a rant about how much they love their kids… and it’s so gross and adorable. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kayla's nightmare came true and she had something in her nose. What movies that are not supposed to be scary but are actually horror movies? Kayla hates musical movies, Munro had a nose bleed and reacted very strangely, and we discuss what age we really feel like we are inside (Stacey's age is questionable). Kayla is mistaken for Stacey at the nail salon, and Kayla suffers indescribable pain. We talk about weird water births, Kayla's very active social life, and dips. Stacey plans a bachelorette party and has a strange moment with a door man. Finally, Kayla invents a new segment and Stacey creates a new theme song! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What items do you keep on your bedside table? What is your bedtime routine? Our curiosity is killing us. Stacey discovers the best hack for your car and we know everybody is going to copy her. Mark and Stacey have a new Netflix series that they became obsessed with and Stacey gives a play by play that convinces Kayla it’s her new favourite show. Mark makes an appearance again and can’t help but interject. We play “Who Is More Likely To” and can’t agree on any answer, and finally we talk about Kayla’s high school persona and wonder how everything went down the way it did.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we have the hilarious Joe Oliva, one of our favourite guests to have on since SEASON 1! Kayla is having an existential crisis about the universe and we don’t know if she is going to receive good or bad karma. For some reason we have a passionate moment about umbrellas, and then Joe gives us a really good confession. Joe brings us a gift which is a personalized video from a celebrity! Joe and Stacey were in a band together for 5 years and reminisce about the best memories. Joe gives Kayla a new nickname that may or may not stick, and finally pranks Kayla while hosting a game of Family Feud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talk about girl stuff just for a second, Stacey pranks Kayla and tells her she is pregnant for April Fool’s Day, and Stacey gets in an online argument with a celebrity. Kayla makes a huge mistake and missed a “tooth fairy” appointment (if you catch our drift). How old is too old to have a visit from the tooth fairy and the easter bunny? Kayla is in a major predicament. Chris and Mark may not like this episode…. Kayla gets HEATED and talks to us about “default parenting”. We discuss frustrating and infuriating endings of TV series, and we don’t understand how mistakes happen. We end the podcast on the simple subject of how life began and where we came from as a human race.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stacey is back from her honeymoon and tells us about her European cruise, which ends up being quite different from the last cruise with Kayla! They meet a crazy lady who follows them around the ship, Stacey participates in the activities which are supposed to be for kids, and Mark tries to turn into a "book reading" kinda guy. Stacey takes a tumble in front of a group of strangers, coffee might be the biggest stress of the trip, and there is some airplane drama that involves alcohol. Finally, Kayla can't stop laughing while she reminisces about a story when Stacey almost killed Kayla and her family!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we have Munro and Leo on as our special guests! Let's see if their answers are the same as 4 years ago! They have fun facts, confessions, and aren't scared to make Kayla look bad. They are sassy, funny, wild, and crazy. Leo gives us a vocal performance for $5.00 and Munro breaks down his fear of dinosaurs and swear words. Kayla was too stressed to be on the episode, so she sat in the background and yelled at them while Auntie Stacey gets to host. There are lots of laughs, immature answers, and fun fact: this the first episode we don't need to mark as EXPLICIT in a while (even though Leo was begging to say swear words). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we get weird and our special guest is a robot! Miss Chat GPT somehow makes us think deeper about life than any human we’ve we ever had on our show. We learn facts that BLOW OUR MINDS… turns out, she knows way more than we do. Kayla and Stacey play some classic games, but with the help of her artificial intelligence! She gives us thought provoking and potentially offensive “would you rather” questions that only could be created by a computer. Kayla then tells us some celebrity tea because she can’t even HELP it because she is obsessed with celebrities even though she is in denial about it. Stacey reveals Kayla's celebrity look-a-like. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YOU’VE REACHED THE FINAL SAGA IN THE CRUISE SHIP TRILOGY! We promise this is the last time we’ll ever talk about it, but you have to hear the remaining funny moments, some very NON sexy stories, and the twist ending you’ve all been waiting for!!!! Kayla and Stacey get stuck on a water bike in the middle of the ocean, they witness a girl fall from 25 feet in the air, and they start some drama on the ship that spreads like wild fire. They get in TWO fights with complete strangers, and their reaction was not as cool as they hoped for. Tune in for PART 3, the FINALE of the exciting PLEASURE CRUISE series!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PLEASE NOTE THIS EPISODE IS MARKED AS EXPLICIT. This episode contains mature themes sexual content. Listener discretion is advised! Stacey got hired for a show, and it happens to be on an Adult Swingers Cruise! Today is PART 2 of Stacey and Kayla's wild trip! We finally tell you what happens when we enter the RED ROOM. Stacey and Kayla are (for the first time in their lives) at a loss for words and have never seen anything like it. We give you all the details and low down on what it's like to be a cruiser on an adult swingers cruise. Make sure you listen to PART 1 before PART 2! PS. We would like to acknowledge that the whole episode may be shocking for some people! Have fun? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices