Don’t Make Me SAY IT!

Stacey finally gets a taste of what it’s like to watch babies for a whole week, while Kayla’s kids start at a new school—and Kayla may or may not be the reason they’re feeling insecure. Stacey randomly develops a lisp during recording and completely freaks out. Meanwhile, Kayla sold her house, but the buyer nickel-and-dimed her every step of the way. Our listener story got us talking about a real "Hannibal Lecter" level deep conversation, and of course, Kayla ends up confessing yet another crime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we dive headfirst into the wild world of conspiracy theories! From Flat Earth and Area 51 to chemtrails, reptilian overlords, and even celebrity clones—we cover it all. For the first time in podcast history, Stacey and Kayla actually get into a physical fight (yes, you read that right), and Mark is absolutely mortified. Oh yeah—Mark (Stacey’s husband) is here to chime in because, according to Kayla, he’s the smartest person she knows. The real kicker? Some of us start the episode laughing at these theories… and end up actually being convinced they might be real. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Remember when Stacey tried her hand at busking and hated every second of it? Kayla is in full-on panic mode about not selling her house, and things only get wilder when she’s pulled over by a police officer and decides to play the “my husband’s a cop” card. Did it go from good to bad… or bad to worse? Nanny drops some shocking one-liners that no grandmother should ever say, our listener story has us laughing so hard, and Stacey takes us back in time with a nostalgic psychic throwback featuring Sylvia Brown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week’s episode, Stacey opens up about a tough series of sad events in her life—including the fact that her sweet dog Effie isn’t doing so well. Meanwhile, Kayla shares a jaw-dropping story about having money stolen by someone who might just be connected to the mafia (and yes, she’s now convinced there’s a hit out on her ). BIG trigger warning: we have a shocking "listener story" (involving necrophilia). Listener discretion advised!!! And just when you think the chaos is over, Kayla ends the episode with a confession that may or may not be illegal… but let’s just say, if you’re touring Kayla’s house as a potential buyer? Just remember: the walls really do have eyes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we kick things off with a full inventory of our current physical ailments (spoiler: we’re a hot mess), then dive into our new “grown-up” era of selling houses, decluttering, and chasing that magazine-perfect home. Stacey absolutely loses it over the jaw-dropping facts she’s learned about conjoined twins, and to top it all off, a listener shares a prank story that went very wrong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This might just be the craziest week we’ve ever had. So many wild and random things happened, we can barely fit them all into one episode! We witnessed a neighbour get arrested, went out for lunch with a CELEBRITY, went to a terrifying horror escape room, and one of us bought a brand new fancy HOUSE. Oh, and the other? Got hit by an 18-wheeler transport truck. No big deal. We’re also sharing the meanest thing anyone has ever said to us….and it’s SO RUDE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hockey fights, stage fights, and sibling confessions — oh my! Kayla goes on a hockey tournament with the fam where hockey parents wanted to “take it outside” with the other team, Munro gets in a fight on the ice, Mark gets in a fight on stage, Stacey doesn’t approve of any of it! We have a listener tell us a story that involves the real Stanley Cup... and it was eerily all too familiar! Kayla is really embarrassed about her episode 1 confession, so she forces Stacey to confess one that is even more humiliating.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kayla gets questioned at Shoppers Drug Mart when they think she’s running a gift card scam, Leo’s doctor makes a very incorrect call, and Kayla is about to lose it because Leo refuses to pee—so she turns to ChatGPT for parenting advice before she fully snaps. Meanwhile, Stacey survives yet another Air Canada disaster… but obviously made some new friends and enemies in the never-ending lineup. Plus, for the first time ever, we dive into listener confessions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re back with a brand new season and a self-produced intro song that represents our new ERA. We kicked things off with a photo shoot (that Kayla did not enjoy), and Stacey finally admits something to Kayla she’s been avoiding — Kayla obviously rubs it in. Stacey gets a little too competitive at work (she smashes the competition and almost gets fired), and Kayla reveals a new fear straight out of a sci-fi movie that we didn’t know existed. Plus, we’re debuting a new cover song we loved recording and giving you some exciting new segments for the season ahead! We’re back bishes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re counting down to the launch of SEASON 6 by bringing you a call back to our favourite episodes of all time—and this is a true story we will never, ever forget. Markie Dell is a beautiful human who agreed to share her story with us. This episode is different. This episode changed our lives, our attitudes and our views on so many things we had NO idea about. We have never been so shocked, sad, inspired and intrigued all at the same time before! This is one of our most INTERESTING EPISODES YET!  ** Please note this episode is marked explicit and there are multiple sensitive topics that may be triggering to some listeners.  FIND MARKIE ON INSTAGRAM: @markie.dell BOOK MARKIE HERE: LINKTREE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices