Moonfall (2022)

Welcome to How Have You Not Seen, a movie podcast where the moon really is what we think it is. This week, Carson and Caroline celebrate St Patrick (Wilson)'s Day with Roland Emmerich's sci-fi disaster (both in genre and box office performance) movie Moonfall. Is this movie an overlooked genre gem or a bad movie that no one will ever watch again?This week's important questions:Is the moon a lesbian?Why did Carson choose to discuss a movie that literally doesn't exist on this podcast? What exactly are Roland Emmerich's feelings about the American government?-and- Is this movie so bad, even Patrick Wilson can't save it?

Welcome to How Have You Not Seen, a podcast where we've had the time of our lives and we owe it all to you dear listeners.This week on the podcast, Caroline introduces Carson to (perhaps?) THE iconic 80's romance movie Dirty Dancing. This week's Important Questions:They made a sequel to this movie? And a remake?What does dance mean exactly?Does Johnny own another pair of pants?-and-This Carson's mom's favorite movie?

Welcome to How Have You Not Seen, a podcast where we lift hard, love harder, and watch movies hardest. This week on the podcast, Caroline help Carson catch up on his 2024 year-end round up by introducing him to Rose Glass' femm bodybuilding romantic crime thriller Love Lies Bleeding. This week's Important Questions: The Desert: Beautiful or Terrifying? He just eatin bugs? Is all love pain? -and- Hey, how many more you got?

Welcome to a brand NEW YEAR of How Have You Not Seen, a podcast people can dream about! We're made of megalon and love bay-bee!! This week we start the new year by considering what has come before.... in 2024. Carson introduces Caroline to Francis Ford Coppola's decades-in-the-making, bluntly philosophical, tragicomic passion play Megalopolis! Is this a beautiful and richly experimental swan song from one of American cinema's all time greats - or - the incomprehensible ravings of a powerful wine magnate who refuses to be told no?? (it's both, the answer is that it's kinda both) This week's important questions; Her name is Wow Platinum? No but for real, is this movie good or bad or what? On the George Lucas scale, how self indulgent is all this? -and- What is that?

Welcome to How Have You Not Seen, a podcast where we're gonna let John Truett kiss us tonight ;) On this week's SEASON FINALE of HHYNS, Caroline introduces Carson to the 1944 Judy Garland x Vincent Minnelli musical Christmas classic Meet Me in St. Louis. Almost 80 years to the day of this movie's release, does it hold up? One way or the other, we got Liza Minelli cause of it. This week's important questions: Carson, why are you such a grinch? Is the sun ever coming back? Why are there so many lights in this house? -and- Will we ever feel true joy ever again?

Welcome to How Have You Not Seen! To all the folks in the midwest, we're sorry we said f*ck so much in this one. This week on HHYNS, Carson introduces Caroline to Shane Black's Christmastime neo-noir action comedy, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. A Shane Black movie set during Christmas? I'll believe it when I see it... This week's important questions: Is RDj the only actor that can make this kind of smarm work? How do we feel about Val Kilmer's.... situation in this movie?  Michelle Monaghan; girl next door or troublesome dame? -and-  What do you want for Christmas?

Welcome to How Have You Not Seen, we're not the podcast ou kill, we're the podcast you buy! (subscribe to our patreon please please please) This week on HHYNS, Caroline introduces Carson to Tony Gilroy's Oscar-winning, yet somehow still under-appreciated, legal thriller Michael Clayton! This week's important questions: Is Clooney all the way a bad guy? Why is SVU the best version of Law and Order? How do Taxis even work? -and- What the hell is a Dickie Roberts? A special thank you to our patrons! HHYNS is made with the financial support of listeners like you. If you'd like a shoutout on the pod and years of bonus episodes covering new films and old favorites, head over to our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/hhynspod

Holy How Have You Not Seen! This is a movie podcast where some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb! On this week's episode of the podcast, Carson introduces Caroline to a childhood favorite of his; the colorful and campy 'Batman' (the old one, with Adam West, you know which one we're talking about). Do Carson's fond memories of this movie hold up? Find out this week on HHYNS; SAME POD TIME, SAME POD CHANNEL! This week's important questions; Just how depressing is the modern film landscape's big-budget superhero movie saturation? Why is this movie so gosh darn horny? The noble shark! Friend or Foe? -and- Will any of us ever feel true joy ever again? A special thank you to our patrons! HHYNS is made with the financial support of listeners like you. If you'd like a shoutout on the pod and years of bonus episodes covering new films and old favorites, head over to our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/hhynspod

Welcome to How Have You Not Seen, a podcast where the Devil exists, God exists, and the success of our audio recordings hinges directly on which we follow! (This is how I communicate that a spooky demon got into the internet and did something foul to our audio in the second half of the show). On this week's totally scary Halloween edition of How Have You Not Seen; Caroline introduces Carson to James Wan's box office smash, horror franchise-starter The Conjuring. BOO! Did I scare you? Betcha I did. Awww don't cry ya baby, it's HALLOWEEN THERE'S A LOT MORE TERROR WHERE THAT CAME FROM! This week's important questions; Is Patrick Wilson doing an accent? If ghosts were real, would America privatize the Ghostbusters? Just how many of these movies are there? -and- What's the worst thing that ever happened to an American Girl doll? A special thank you to our patrons! HHYNS is made with the financial support of listeners like you. If you'd like a shoutout on the pod and years of bonus episodes covering new films and old favorites, head over to our patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/hhynspod