They Will Kill You (2026)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! We hope your night is spooktacular, and to celebrate we decided to surprise everyone with what will be our final episode for a while. We can't thank everyone enough for all the love and support over the years, and hope to come back with new content in the near future. Anyway, back to the movie.This one drove some of us to the drink (and you can totally tell). Come help us untangle the mystery of who greenlit this piece of shit Renee Zellweger and Jodelle Ferland supernatural horror from 2009. The surprisingly elite cast, absurdly high budget, and eerie opening sequences couldn't save this one. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriendsEmail..............: [email protected] just check out www.tugcon.com. No, we are not lying.Thanks to those who support us: Intro/Outro Music.....: Andrew Kavanagh | andrewkavanagh.bandcamp.com | www.facebook.com/andrew.m.kavanaghAudio and Editing: Jarvis

Greetings from our show's new character, FDRFK Jr. Unfortunately, I think that he is a more enjoyable and original concept than this movie.As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriendsEmail..............: [email protected] just check out www.tugcon.com. No, we are not lying.Thanks to those who support us: Intro/Outro Music.....: Andrew Kavanagh | andrewkavanagh.bandcamp.com | www.facebook.com/andrew.m.kavanaghAudio and Editing: Jarvis

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, HORRORBLE LISTENERS!!! What's more American than genetically mutated parasitic arthropods brought on by the illegal mass-dumping of chicken feces in an effort to stimulate the growth in economic demand of chicken by-products?As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriendsEmail..............: [email protected] just check out www.tugcon.com. No, we are not lying.Thanks to those who support us: Intro/Outro Music.....: Andrew Kavanagh | andrewkavanagh.bandcamp.com | www.facebook.com/andrew.m.kavanaghAudio and Editing: Jarvis

Yeah, I know it's April, but this is my show and I post things when I want. Dan and Jarvis review the best and worst horror of 2025!As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriendsEmail..............: [email protected] just check out www.tugcon.com. No, we are not lying.Thanks to those who support us: Intro/Outro Music.....: Andrew Kavanagh | andrewkavanagh.bandcamp.com | www.facebook.com/andrew.m.kavanaghAudio and Editing: Jarvis

Who among us hasn't set up the ol' cam-corder in the corner of our San Diego estate? But where did all this ectoplasm come from? (Narrated by Rob Schneider)As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriendsEmail..............: [email protected] just check out www.tugcon.com. No, we are not lying.Thanks to those who support us: Intro/Outro Music.....: Andrew Kavanagh | andrewkavanagh.bandcamp.com | www.facebook.com/andrew.m.kavanaghAudio and Editing: Jarvis

Can you imagine how much funnier a haunted house would be with an Alexa in 1982? We did. Then we put it on the internet. I bet she would have hated ET, too. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriendsEmail..............: [email protected] just check out www.tugcon.com. No, we are not lying.Thanks to those who support us: Intro/Outro Music.....: Andrew Kavanagh | andrewkavanagh.bandcamp.com | www.facebook.com/andrew.m.kavanaghAudio and Editing: Jarvis

You guys know what's scarier than the pandemic? Try asking a free AI prompt to create a summary of a popular horror movie and watch as it gas lights you into thinking YOU'RE the crazy one when it gets the plot completely wrong. Hop on our ZOOM call as the Friends discuss Rob Savage's 2020 found footage sensation, Host.As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriendsEmail..............: [email protected] just check out www.tugcon.com. No, we are not lying.Thanks to those who support us: Intro/Outro Music.....: Andrew Kavanagh | andrewkavanagh.bandcamp.com | www.facebook.com/andrew.m.kavanaghAudio and Editing: Jarvis

Happy Valentines Day, you lonely fuckin' nerds! We know you yearn for the mines, and we do so want you to "BE MINE"! Join the Friends this week as we open this box of chocolates to be horrified at its contents (or maybe a little bored), as we discuss George Mihalka's 1981 horror holiday slasher, My Bloody Valentine.As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriendsEmail..............: [email protected] just check out www.tugcon.com. No, we are not lying.Thanks to those who support us:Intro/Outro Music.....: Andrew Kavanagh | andrewkavanagh.bandcamp.com | www.facebook.com/andrew.m.kavanaghAudio and Editing: Jarvis

Would we be out of line if we referred to this movie as "Medium to Medium-Low Tension"? Asking for a friend. A real murder-y and imaginary friend. As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriendsEmail..............: [email protected] just check out www.tugcon.com. No, we are not lying.Thanks to those who support us:Intro/Outro Music.....: Andrew Kavanagh | andrewkavanagh.bandcamp.com | www.facebook.com/andrew.m.kavanaghAudio and Editing: Jarvis

What if Superman was the brood offspring of a malicious race of planet-conquering aliens? What if the friends fixated on the velocity of Superman's ejaculate instead of having an intelligent conversation? As always, thank you to our fans! Spotify..........: @HorrorbleFriendsApple............: @HorrorbleFriendsAnchor.fm.....: @horrorble-friendsInstagram......: @HorrorbleFriendsEmail..............: [email protected] just check out www.tugcon.com. No, we are not lying.Thanks to those who support us:Intro/Outro Music.....: Andrew Kavanagh | andrewkavanagh.bandcamp.com | www.facebook.com/andrew.m.kavanaghAudio and Editing: Jarvis