Joe Versus the Volcano

Wait, weren't you guys supposed to do The Matrix Revolutions? Funny story, we spent 3.5 hours talking about the 3rd Matrix film, but then somebody's computer crashed and there were no backups of the files that got corrupted and we weren't going to record a new 3 hour episode about it again, so it goes into the dustbin of podcast history and none shall ever hear the truly scintillating takes we had on that 23 year old movie. But that unnamed person who lost the files (it was me. I did it . Shhh, don't tell our insurance agent) did manage to work a basic computer program this time and we're talking about The Matrix Resurrections on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/ Siskel and Ebert Scale Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up Jerime - Up

We're all feeling a mite peckish this year, so we're traveling out west to see what we can rustle up to eat. It's the 1999 horrow comedy western Ravenous on Haunted Phosphorescence!

We're jacking back in and getting a loooot of lore dropped on us. It's The Matrix Reloaded this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!   Watch us on YouTube!   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/   Siskel and Ebert Scale Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up Jerime - Up

Bullet time and trans allegories and wire-fu oh my! It's a big one this episode as we dive extra deep into one of the most important cultural moments of the last 30 years. It's The Matrix this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!   Watch us on YouTube!   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/   Siskel and Ebert Scale Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up Jerime - Up

These hedgehogs really get into some shenanigans! Like using their super sayin matrix powers to save the world and destroy the moon. Again, they are hedgehogs. We're watching Sonic the Hedgehog 3 this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!   Watch us on YouTube!   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/   Siskel and Ebert Scale Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up Jerime - Up

So, the Echidna has dreadlocks? Why does the fox have 2 tails? It's Sonic the Hedgehog 2 this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/ Siskel and Ebert Scale Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up Jerime - Up

It's-a me, Sonic! We're starting a new mini-series by diving into something I know NOTHING about. It's Sonic the Hedgehog this time on Harmless Phosphorescence!   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon!   Watch us on YouTube!   Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers   Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/   Siskel and Ebert Scale Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up Jerime - Up

Two time Oscar winner Tom Hanks goes to a mildly racist island to commit suicide. We're watching Joe Vs the Volcano this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/ Siskel and Ebert Scale Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up Jerime - Up Jude - WAY down

What if Stanley Kubrick made a painting that moved? We're watching Barry Lyndon this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/ Siskel and Ebert Scale Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up Jerime - Up

A couple of white guys failing upwards in the 70's. Ahhhh, America! We're watching The Nice Guys this time on Harmless Phosphorescence! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content on Patreon! Watch us on YouTube! Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Check out Executive Producer Michael Beckwith's movie website at https://upallnightmovies.com/ Siskel and Ebert Scale Jerry - Up Brian - Up Al - Up Thoreau - Up Jerime - Up