The Monster Wouldn't Ranch

I've compiled a list of the 50 absolute best video games of all time and talked at length about every single one in a project I didn't consider would take THIS LONG to complete, omfg! But it's here and it's glorious. I hope you like it :)

I spend an absurd amount of time talking about a Russian sports sci-fi space opera movie called Cosmoball in this episode while also talking about the Sonic Advance trilogy, Amnesia The Bunker, Harry Potter smut and oh, I play Wild Arms too, stuff is happening on there I think. New episodes every Thursday ❤️ love ya!

In this exciting episode everyone gets some character development! And the plot thickens! And I try to disregard the main plot and go off on our own adventure to escape this confusing Vivec ass town. I also may have met multiple gods. I also talk about Sonic and absolutely gush over Jade Cocoon and share childhood stories! New episodes every Thursday ❤️ love ya! Also go read my Alan Wake fanfiction!

I don't want to spoil what happens in this episode but just know the monsters wouldn't ranch, tragedy strikes multiple times and North Korea is up to hijinx.

The gang explores a cave, that's it and I talk about my brilliant idea for a Waluigi game, my baby RE4, the exciting world of competitive Age of Empires 2 and the 18 games I'm currently playing and plotting future content. New episodes every Thursday ❤️ love ya! Also go read my Alan Wake fanfiction!

After retreating to the castle one of our party members makes a stupid decision and tactical espionage action ensues! And I talk about migraines, Resistance Retribution, the weird intricacies of MMOs, future content plan and Mario + Rabbids! Among other things. New episodes every Thursday ❤️ love ya!

It's time for the Ruin Festival! Where the town has gathered all of the old mechs of mass destruction in one place because that's not a bad idea of all. We find out that Heavy Rain blatantly plagiarized Wild Arms and I spend half an hour trying to get the number one spot on a time trial foot race. And I talk about my plan to cheat the PGA Tour, mini PCs, Kotaku drama and the Xbox press conference. Lots of topics, little game. New episodes every Thursday ❤️ love ya!

The breath of the plot thickens as we dive into our first proper dungeon, run into abominations of nature and talk about Suicide Squad, one final FF16 rant, old Call of Duty YouTubers and Drake's sausage. New episodes every Thursday ❤️ love ya!

The amazing underdog season of the Ravens comes to end in my 6th annual let's play of Madden 06 for GBA, the single most generic description I've ever written omfg I hate it but I can't deal with it right now I'll change it later

We've been let loose into the mysterious land of Filgaia to explore finally! And I immediately find trouble, a town that's unearthing ancient relics to put on display for a festival, of course that won't end badly at all and I talk to a parrot to switch bodies and try to get the boys to rendezvous! Honestly this whole episode was mostly exploring the town and talking to people while I rant about FF16 more and stuff but I also find the single best feature in any game ever, a built in pixel art tool that lets you make custom art for in game icons omfg! New episodes every Thursday ❤️ love ya