302: Speed Paints

This week Derek and Jesse are slicing and dicing through dinosaurs again, Brad has achieved godhood, and we don't know how to end the podcast!

This week Derek is slicing, dicing, and casting dark rituals. Meanwhile Jesse enters the Oasis from the hit film ready player one. Thanks to Kyle Landstra for the music

Jesse looks just like WeirdOh BeardOh. This week Derek f'd up his mic again, and he's very sorry. It probably sounds just fine but he's really beating himself up about it. We're back from Summer Break to talk about the games we've played as time has passed in its unceasing flow. washing all of us all away...  

This week we're so preoccupied with whether we could, that we didn't stop to think if we should....

This week we're back and out for BLOOD! oh we're guzzling the sweet stuff. Gimmie some of that 100% vintage plz! Could use a few more vampires to fight this next boss! I need more scourgestone! Music by Kyle Landstra

Cold open right into it, see how the sausage is made despite how uncomfortable it makes Derek. This week Brad is blissing out in DorfRomantik while Derek is stressing out in Songs of Syx. Meanwhile Jesse is dodging 'zillas and diving into friggin urban dictionary... Music by Kyle Landstra

This week Derek tells harrowing tales of clowns and brains and he dives into the true horror of Space Station 13. Meanwhile Jesse trying for just a little more drips of the souls game seratonin, and Brad continues his factory work on a galactic scale. Music originally by Kyle Landstra

This week we blast though a bunch of new and old games like FFXIV's new Crystal Conflict, the wrap up of Elden Ring, No Man's Sky, and how to build a big sphere. Thanks to Kyle Landstra for the music

If these paints go under 60 mph they explode!!! Edited this one in audacity so it might sound weird Music by Kyle Landstra

This week Derek and Jesse are ALMOST too busy playing Elden Ring to talk about anything else... Music by Kyle Landstra