The 'Ayahuasca Butt Tattoo' Freestyle Rap

Chosen out of hundreds of his Freestyle Raps, here are Chris Turner's ten funniest of the year! From exposing sordid affairs, roasting drunk hecklers, and incurring the wrath of some Russians, these ten spectacular freestyles will have you cracking up for a whole 90 minutes! Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles #freestylerap #freestyle #christurner

A heckle from an arms dealer is turned into a full blown freestyle rap on the spot, as rapper Chris Turner improvises an hilarious comedic barrage based entirely on audience suggestions! Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History, had a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York. 🔥 JUAN 🔥 🔥 URANUS 🔥 🔥 URANIUM 🔥 🔥 SPRAY TAN 🔥 🔥 POLYGAMY 🔥 🔥 WASHING MACHINE 🔥 🔥 CLOSETED SQUIDWARD 🔥 Beat by Dextah #freestylerap​​​​​​​​ #christurner #freestyle

A rowdy crowd have no idea what to expect when a rapper asks them to challenge him by suggesting random topics to freestyle about, and quickly realise his rap skills are on another level! Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History, had a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York. 🔥 NORWEGIAN 🔥 🔥 LONELY CRICKET 🔥 🔥 COARSE FISHING 🔥 🔥 JAMAICAN OXTAIL 🔥 🔥 A FARMER'S IDEA OF TAX CONSULTING 🔥 🔥 BANKING RELATIONSHIP MANAGEMENT 🔥 Beat 'Broad Day' by  @dextah  #freestylerap​​​​​​​​ #christurner #freestyle

An audience full of perverts challenge this freestyle rapper to rap about so many inappropriate topics at a New York comedy show; before he delights their sick and twisted minds with flawless and hilarious improvised bars! Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History, had a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York. 🔥 CHLAMYDIA 🔥 🔥 IRISH NURSES 🔥 🔥 THONGS VS. BRIEFS 🔥 🔥 LESBIAN MENOPAUSE 🔥 🔥 KILLER WHALE TRAINERS 🔥 Beat by ⁠ @dextah ⁠ #freestylerap #christurner #freestyle

When a British Rapper surprises the audience at a human rights conference, they let their disdain show, heckling him with random topics to rap about, before he wows them all with an unbelievable freestyle rap. Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History, had a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York. 🔥 PANAMA CANAL 🔥 🔥 HATING THE QUEEN 🔥 🔥 2008 BEIJING OLYMPICS & TENNIS 🔥 🔥 BORIS JOHNSON ON A SRI LANKAN BEACH 🔥 🔥 STOLEN ARTEFACTS IN THE BRITISH MUSEUM 🔥 #freestylerap​​​​​​​​ #christurner #freestyle

Freestyle Rapper Chris Turner drops in to London's best comedy club to surprise the crowd with his insane rapping ability, taking random topics from the crowd and spitting hilarious improvised bars based on their suggestions. Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History, had a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York. 🔥 ANY WINE 🔥 🔥 WOOL TAX 🔥 🔥 PIERS MORGAN 🔥 🔥 PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE 🔥 🔥 RYANAIR FLIGHT TO PRAGUE 🔥 #freestylerap​​​​​​​​ #christurner #freestyle

Chosen out of hundreds of his Freestyle Raps, here are Chris Turner's six greatest of the year! From roasting hot girls, offending random tourists, and learning spicy acronyms in Philly, these six incredible freestyles will have you cracking up for a solid hour. Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles. Rap 1: Upsetting Hot Girls [00:00:00] Rap 2: The Dullest Man in New York [00:06:53] Rap 3: Burning Man's Number One Fan [00:13:38] Rap 4: British Guy vs. The World [00:22:46] Rap 5: Philadelphia is Full of Perverts [00:31:14] Rap 6: Accidentally Roasting a Celebrity [00:40:11] #freestylerap​​​​​​​​ #christurner #freestyle

A rowdy crowd don’t believe this rapper’s boasts about his freestyle rap ability, but their doubts are shattered when he spits unbelievable improvised hip-hop bars, with a surprising lap dance thrown in along the way… Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History, had a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York. 🔥 ONE DIRECTION 🔥 🔥 CUBANS IN MIAMI 🔥 🔥 UNREQUITED LOVE 🔥 🔥 BUILDING A CANOE 🔥 🔥 FLYING ON AN F-22 RAPTOR 🔥 🔥 HOW I WANT TO STEAL HER MAN 🔥 #freestylerap​​​​​​​​ #christurner #freestyle

A dicey exchange between a British comedian and a front row containing a Kenyan Indian and an Irish woman (who he further offends) is turned on its head with an unexpected and flawless freestyle rap. Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History, had a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York. Join the Channel for Extra Freestyle Raps: https://www.youtube.com/chrispjturner/join Get alerts when I'm doing a show near you: http://bit.ly/ChrisMail​​​​​​​​ Book a personalised freestyle rap at http://www.cameo.com/christurnercomedy Follow Chris on Instagram at http://www.instagram.com/christurnercomedy Join Chris' Discord: https://discord.gg/zeejdgP​​​​​​​​ 🔥 ACCIDENTAL DALMATIAN 🔥 🔥 SUBMARINE GANGBANGS 🔥 🔥 KENYAN VS. INDIAN CUISINE 🔥 🔥 CORNBREAD EMBARRASSMENT 🔥 #freestylerap​​​​​​​​ #christurner #freestyle

When freestyle rapper Chris Turner finds a bunch of intriguing individuals in the crowd of his show, he roasts them, before producing an hilarious freestyle rap about everything from ayahuasca to butt tattoos... Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for Epic Rap Battles of History, had a Las Vegas residency with Cirque Du Soleil and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York. 🔥 HANDJOB 🔥 🔥 AYAHUASCA 🔥 🔥 CHUNKY DANDRUFF 🔥 🔥 STAN THE TROUT FISHER 🔥 🔥 THREE CHAINS NECK TATTOO 🔥 🔥 DAVE MATTHEWS BUTT 'POEM' 🔥 Special thanks to Javier Zacharias for the sound mix on this episode. #freestylerap​​​​​​​​ #christurner #freestyle