Don’t Even Talk To Me Before You’ve Picked My Coffee | Papa Doc: Haitian Dictator (Part 1)

Coffee, Voudou & Lesbians - Haiti or Hackney? How one man went from doctor to dictator armed with nothing but folklore and a lesbian sidekick.   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor 00:00 – Island Gaddafi   04:00 – But first coffee   06:30 – Haiti is in the group of death   09:15 – Voodou revolt   11:20 – Supporting black business   13:25 –  The worst people occupy the worst country     16:15 – Papa becomes a Doc   20:05 – Alan  Akbar    22:45 – Reads one book and becomes a dictator    23:55 – Voodou sex doll (the   28:24 – 8 man coup   30:48 – Zombie gangsters   34:30 – Madam Adolphe  38:30 – No more Mr Normal guy  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comic powerhouse Joanne McNally joins us to talk sex work from the Victorian era onwards, and also to act as the Pope’s representative on the Quickshot Launch Masturbator 3000 The History of Sex Work (Part 2/2) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 - serving c*nt  04:03 - Do you like neckbeards?  07:58 - He strumpets  11:17 - Arcane slurs  14:31 - Molly houses  16:12 - Mother Clap  21:24 - Victorian Prostitutes  24:03 - overrun with whores  27:59 - contagious diseases act  31:22 - Modern day sex work  34:22 - Victorian laws  36:14 - World War sex  40:37 - Wine and Women  44:20 - German prostitutes  47:52 - Chemical prophylactic  49:34 - Nazi brothels  54:48 -Pinophile  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For as long as there have been fat ugly men, there have been women who charge to have sex with them. But who knew it was us free-loving, sexually liberated brits who invented all the stigma and shame? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 - Happy ending?  02:40 - Cockallation   06:42 - oldest profession  08:21 - The epic of Gilgamesh  10:01 - Gay sheep  12:30 - Shamhat the harlot  15:29 - Cumscription  20:57 - Ancient Greece  25:39 - When in Rome  28:57 - Lupanar  36:52 - Medieval brothels 39:18 - Cunny for your thoughts   41:44 - Gropecunt lane  45:01 - Cucks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

By mummy’s third term she’s so high on her own supply that she thinks teaching kids about homosexuality will give them AIDS and decides taxing people for being poor is a great idea    The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor  CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Mummy’s last term   03:36 - Mystery Bum disease    08:50 - Gaydemic   15:15 - X-Thachtor     16:50 - Don’t die of ignorance   18:26 - Section 28  23:18 - Poll Tax   28:04 - Tories turn on Thatcher    31:42 - Mummy’s gone mad   34:47 - Miner stroke   37:28 - Ding Dong   40:02 - Thatcher’s Legacy  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For too long, Britain’s communities had been indulging in a weird fetish for digging burnt toast out the ground whilst blacked up- so having defeated the Argies, Thatcher has a new target in her sights    The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 - This lady’s not for cumming   03:59 - What is coal?   09:39 - The Miners    12:43 - The Battle of Orgreave  15:56 - Scargill, Thatcher in blackface  20:28 - History of coal   23:43 - Paddy McGee    27:53 - Aftermath of the bomb   31:34 - Arming the Khmer Rouge   35:04 - Opening the bottle of Pinochet   37:10 - The Queen Vs Thatcher   41:16 - Apartheid  43:13 - The Big Bang    47:06 - 2008 Finance crisis  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Order your Not Today or British PMs T-Shirts at fumblerooskiproductions.com/store The British land on West Falkland and the land war begins, fighting hand-to-hand combat over terrain built for lesbians, until finally, 1800 islanders and half a million sheep are free    The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 All roads lead to the Falklands 05:39 The final offensive 08:19 Boots on the ground 14:45 Boggy terrain 16:43 Lesbian Devision 17:59 Airpedos  23:00 The Battle of Goose Green 25:13 Yomping 27:54 Night time fighting  29:32 The Battle of Mount Harriet 31:57 Ear trophies 34:58 Surrender 38:45 Victory for mummy 43:51 Guilt free war 46:38 Rejoice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark and Frive.     Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh   Go to Frive.co.uk/fvh to get 45% off your first box  Thatcher starts performing as a Drag King Winston Churchill and unleashes the British Task Force, armed to the teeth with cutouts of Page 3 Models.   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 - It’s War!   05:38 - Deploy the our boys  8:42 - The Empire Strikes Belly   14:11 - The Country get behind mummy     18:48 - Freedomo Flotilla  21:27 - The Andrew formally known as Prince    27:59 - A War Fine   31:20 - The Sun misjudge the vibe   38:25 - The French get involved   41:11 - Operation Narwal   44:33 - Old man goin home!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mummy’s premiership is on the brink, when a fascist invasion of a Model Village on our very very southern border brings Mags a path to redemption  The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.   For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon  ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 - WWII (reprise)  08:16 - Britain’s Southern border  10:31 - The History of Falklands  14:45 - Argentina’s Daddy issues  18:10 - Permanent DofE 21:20 - Military Junta  27:33 - Giving it the biggun   29:22 - The Whisky General  37:24 - Don’t mess with the British Antarctica Survey  39:35 - Flicked Mummy’s tit  41:43 - Operation Rosario  43:50 - Governor Hunt  46:06 - Radio DJ live streams the invasion  49:03 - Mummy lets the dads loose  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In 1979 Britain had unemployment fever, and then Margaret Mummy Thatcher came along and gave us so much calpol we OD’d. Part 1 of 6   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 - Mummy’s home    06:53 - Margret Hilda Roberts  11:45 - Thatchers woke dad   15:13 - Dangerously self-opinionated   18:05 - The flood gates have opened   21:13 - Milk snatcher   24:50 - Thatcher as party leader   27:06 - Iron Lady   31:22 - First female PM, are you wet?   35:43 - Britain be shopping   39:43 - Thatcherism   45:32 - Bobby Sands   49:02 - Ronnie and Mags   51:46 - Not looking good until… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh Ludwig van Beethoven: the thinking incel's composer. How did a smelly, almost certainly autistic virgin come to produce music still listened to today?   The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 OG keyboard warrior05:00 Permanently smug10:48 Auxtistic14:41 Germany were romantic17:05 Teen years22:53 Beethovens got no Riz28:31 Blue balled to funk33:31 Spunk coming out of his ears38:15 Da Da Da Dymmm40:26 Creepy uncle42:47 Burning the files45:48 9th Symphony (Ode to a Young boy)48:19 Music bump51:11 Für Elise Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices