WHY BLUE TOOTHPASTE?!

Ray tells about his journey becoming a certified Alien Watchdog ahead of a scheduled Conspir-A-Theoria break.

Today, the Conspir-A-Nation says farewell to rap icon Humpty Hump, AKA Shock G. Alongside Digital Underground, Hump introduced hip-hop to generations with their 1990 megahit, 'The Humpty Dance.' The pioneer of rap left us too early and Ray looks to the lyrics in search of an answer on this segment of CRYPTO-SONG.

On this episode of Ray's Rants, if you think 420 is just all fun and games, THINK AGAIN! Ray shares a traumatic experience he has had with the Devil's Lettuce!

In this episode Ray speaks with STRINGY CHISHOLM, famous animal fashionesta, as he shares his views on why aliens might be adding blood to roadkill and his work with the Humane Society.

How about that Oprah interview with Harry and Meghan? Crazy stuff!

Join Ray as he does a phone-to-phone interview with ICEFACE himself Emil Sorenson in the crime that is rarely talked about THE MINNESOTA RECIPROCATING SAW DEBACLE. Emil will tell Ray his darkest thoughts from the day that changed his life forever.  It raises the question: Does Evil Exist?

Is Easter the Greatest Murder Mystery Ever Told? Ray thinks so and he explains why.

Ray's sink looks like Smurf-icide & he's looking for answers.  Can the Conspir-A-Nation help him crack the code?  Ray may need a dentist, and a reasonably-priced plumber.

Ray speaks with frequent contributor VAUGHN STEUBEN about all things Israel in his segment IN CONCLUSION.