S2E8 – The Gilded Guillotine

Sheep who respond to Alexa commands, how fast do microwave cookers rotate and a rant about cheating footballers. Plus, a goldfish called Patrick and a conversation with Tom Daly about battery storage. Featuring "Tarot Card Bingo" with Velma Clair and this week's edition of "Underwhelming" with Toby & Ellie. Written and presented by Brian Luff. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

An unexpectedly pleasant experience for Melton Thornaby, at the hands of his alien abductors. Plus, the ghost of a suffragette, a tutorial on space time curvature and a planet-hopping theatre troupe visits Moth Hotel. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.

A self-satisfied teapot, a man who tried to copyright the moon, and a rant about Amazon Prime. Plus, your Luff Actually Horoscopes, a man who waves at passing clouds, and an "astronaut-librarian" fancy dress costume. Featuring Gus the Sofa, Vicky the Quiz Queen and "The Guy Who Talks About Subbuteo". Written and presented by Brian Luff. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Hand-crafted by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.

The Moon Dreams have finally stopped occurring. Meanwhile, Melton Thornaby has married an alien, the hotel is running out of cornflakes, and doubt intensifies about whether the cast of this podcast are human beings or moths. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.

An alien ship is sighted nearby. Plus, a TV channel that only shows kettles, a weeping tape machine in the studio, and a man who closely resembles Benedict Cumberbatch. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.

The clocks are striking 26 at Moth Hotel. Also, a completely hollow planet, a gadget that shuffles memories and news of a Holy Baguette at the Vatican. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.

A new dream filtration unit appears in the ventilation shaft. Also, the ghostly art of dunking biscuits and a beauty salon opens at the Moth Hotel. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.

When is a moth not a moth? Plus, a shrinking moon, Zero-G Dodgeball and very sad news about an umbrella plant. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.

From today, a brand new show comes to the Sowerby & Luff podcast feed. It's the long-awaited all-new weekly series from Brian Luff, and the first 5 episodes will arrive on this feed in the next 24 hours. The "Luff Actually" podcast is crammed with dubious news items, woefully under-researched features and annoyingly underwhelming facts. Plus, rants, games, songs, special guests and a veritable cast of thousands. Meanwhile, the third season of Moth Hotel will start on 2nd January 2026 on Moth Hotel's dedicated podcast feed on Spotify, Amazon Music and Apple Podcasts. Enjoy!

Wine tasting with aliens, a starship flattened like cosmic Play-Doh, and worrying news that the residents are starting to complain. Written and produced by Brian Luff. A Sowerby & Luff production for Studio Senseless.