NST: DS9 - If Wishes Were Horses - Season 1, Episode 16

Safe House! During the dark period after TNG ended but before the X-Men movies, Patrick Stewart was adrift doing random middling projects. One of these was Safe House. Marvin remembered this movie being a lot funnier than it actually was. But hey, at least we got to see Sir Pat Stew's dong.    Where you can find Patrick Stewart's full frontal: https://youtu.be/N0tUmrI-rB8?si=gsEQcnIbQUl0ZDwb&t=3774    We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsMyLf0G0ESkZw7z88w/join Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NewbieStarTrek    Check out our merch at https://FugitiveFrames.Store   Need a super fast, high quality, ultra-secure VPN? Get 4 extra months as well as the entire Identity Defender suite for free when you sign up for 2 years at our affiliate link: https://www.expressvpn.com/newbiestartrek   Check out House of Wise and their wide range of CBD products designed to help with sleep, stress, strength, and even libido! Use our offer code NEWBIESTARTREK when you check out at https://houseofwise.co/NEWBIESTARTREK   Looking for a stylish, compact wallet that can fan out your cards with the push of a button? Get a discount by using our offer code "NEWBIE" at https://Ekster.com! This offer stacks with other sales on the website!   Ask us a question at [email protected] and we may answer it on the podcast!   Intro theme song: Earl Grey (Hot!) by Nate Tang "What happened during this airdate?" song: Around the Sun by Nate Tang   Catch our other projects (Would You Stay Tuned, etc.) at https://fugitiveframes.com/

If Wishes Were Horses! What if Rumplestiltskin came to life? What if an old-timey yet still from the future baseball player came to life? What if sexy Jadzia Dax came to life? What if a big space butthole came to life? What if the TNG episode Where No One Has Gone Before came to life but without that pervy Traveler? Well, if these were your wishes, they are horses now.    We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsMyLf0G0ESkZw7z88w/join Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NewbieStarTrek    Check out our merch at https://FugitiveFrames.Store   Need a super fast, high quality, ultra-secure VPN? Get 4 extra months as well as the entire Identity Defender suite for free when you sign up for 2 years at our affiliate link: https://www.expressvpn.com/newbiestartrek   Looking for a stylish, compact wallet that can fan out your cards with the push of a button? Get a discount by using our offer code "NEWBIE" at https://Ekster.com! This offer stacks with other sales on the website!   Ask us a question at [email protected] and we may answer it on the podcast!   Intro theme song: La Disfida by Nate Tang  "What happened during this airdate?" song: Around the Sun by Nate Tang    Catch our other projects (Would You Stay Tuned, etc.) at https://fugitiveframes.com/   0:00 - Intro 10:27 - Around the Sun 26:18 - Sponsors 33:50 - Episode recap and discussion 1:29:49 - Mailbag 1:40:00 - Outro

Suspicions! For some reason, Beverly puts together a small conference about starship shield engineering? Uh, and then the experiment goes awry and gets someone killed? And then the original inventor of the new shield dies? Man, what a mess, surely she won't do anything that'll make her look crazier and get her in more trouble.   We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsMyLf0G0ESkZw7z88w/join Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NewbieStarTrek    Check out our merch at https://FugitiveFrames.Store   Need a super fast, high quality, ultra-secure VPN? Get 4 extra months as well as the entire Identity Defender suite for free when you sign up for 2 years at our affiliate link: https://www.expressvpn.com/newbiestartrek   Check out House of Wise and their wide range of CBD products designed to help with sleep, stress, strength, and even libido! Use our offer code NEWBIESTARTREK when you check out at https://houseofwise.co/NEWBIESTARTREK   Ask us a question at [email protected] and we may answer it on the podcast!   Intro theme song: Earl Grey (Hot!) by Nate Tang "What happened during this airdate?" song: Around the Sun by Nate Tang   Catch our other projects (Would You Stay Tuned, etc.) at https://fugitiveframes.com/   0:00 - Intro 8:19 - Sponsors 14:10 - Episode recap and discussion 1:23:41 - Mailbag 1:33:13 - Outro

Progress! Kira needs to get an old man to leave his farm so they can frack their moon! Also, Nog and Jake turn trade up a proverbial paperclip into a proverbial house! Is this Progress?!   We have a YouTube Membership and a Patreon! Both get you early access to new episodes, access to the private Newbie Star Trek Discord, and a bunch of other perks! YouTube Membership: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsMyLf0G0ESkZw7z88w/join Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NewbieStarTrek    Check out our merch at https://FugitiveFrames.Store   Need a super fast, high quality, ultra-secure VPN? Get 4 extra months as well as the entire Identity Defender suite for free when you sign up for 2 years at our affiliate link: https://www.expressvpn.com/newbiestartrek   Looking for a stylish, compact wallet that can fan out your cards with the push of a button? Get a discount by using our offer code "NEWBIE" at https://Ekster.com! This offer stacks with other sales on the website!   Ask us a question at [email protected] and we may answer it on the podcast!   Intro theme song: La Disfida by Nate Tang  "What happened during this airdate?" song: Around the Sun by Nate Tang    Catch our other projects (Would You Stay Tuned, etc.) at https://fugitiveframes.com/   0:00 - Intro 5:27 - Around the Sun 17:30 - Sponsors 25:10 - Episode recap and discussion 1:31:38 - Mailbag 1:38:16 - Outro

Frame of Mind! How many times has Riker been kidnapped during an undercover mission and made to feel crazy this series? It's been twice, but that's still a lot. Damn, Riker, back at it again.   Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to new episodes. our entire video podcast library without YouTube ads, and our members-only Discord! The Tim Tier is only $1.99 a month! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsMyLf0G0ESkZw7z88w/join   Check out our merch at https://FugitiveFrames.Store   Need a super fast, high quality, ultra-secure VPN? Get 4 extra months as well as the entire Identity Defender suite for free when you sign up for 2 years at our affiliate link: https://www.expressvpn.com/newbiestartrek   Check out House of Wise and their wide range of CBD products designed to help with sleep, stress, strength, and even libido! Use our offer code NEWBIESTARTREK when you check out at https://houseofwise.co/NEWBIESTARTREK   Ask us a question at [email protected] and we may answer it on the podcast!   Intro theme song: Earl Grey (Hot!) by Nate Tang "What happened during this airdate?" song: Around the Sun by Nate Tang   Catch our other projects (Would You Stay Tuned, etc.) at https://fugitiveframes.com/   0:00 - Intro (Memes, Super Karens, and Food) 30:29 - Sponsors 35:30 - Episode recap and discussion 1:36:14 - Mailbag 1:44:12 - Outro

The Storyteller! Miles O'Brien is co-opted into a very specific Bajoran local ceremony where he has to fight the smoke monster from Lost! Jake and Nog become friends with a teenage Bajoran girl who has to figure out diplomatic relations for her little Bajoran village! Captain Gym Kata of the USS Kumite has to fight off a bunch of cultists on a dangerous alien planet, but he's able to fight them off through the use of a pommel horse in the middle of the town! Which of these three stories are actually in this week's episode? Tune in to find out!   Check out "Starship Tempest  A Star Trek Adventures Podcast" at https://www.StarshipTempest.com or whereever you get your podcasts!    Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to new episodes. our entire video podcast library without YouTube ads, and our members-only Discord! The Tim Tier is only $1.99 a month! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsMyLf0G0ESkZw7z88w/join   Check out our merch at https://FugitiveFrames.Store   Need a super fast, high quality, ultra-secure VPN? Get 4 extra months as well as the entire Identity Defender suite for free when you sign up for 2 years at our affiliate link: https://www.expressvpn.com/newbiestartrek   Looking for a stylish, compact wallet that can fan out your cards with the push of a button? Get a discount by using our offer code "NEWBIE" at https://Ekster.com! This offer stacks with other sales on the website!   Ask us a question at [email protected] and we may answer it on the podcast!   Intro theme song: La Disfida by Nate Tang  "What happened during this airdate?" song: Around the Sun by Nate Tang    Catch our other projects (Would You Stay Tuned, etc.) at https://fugitiveframes.com/   0:00 - Intro 9:17 - Around the Sun 20:23 - Sponsors 28:52 - Episode recap and discussion 1:37:54 - Mailbag 1:51:48 - Outro

The Chase! Ever wonder why all the aliens in Star Trek are just humans with stuff on their face? Well, so did the TNG writers, and here's their answer! Will it lead to a profound ending where we all learn to come together and be friends? No. Will we unintentionally avoid all references to Red Letter Media jokes about the kurlan naiskos? Surprisingly, yes!   Check out "Starship Tempest: A Star Trek Adventures Podcast" at https://www.StarshipTempest.com or whereever you get your podcasts!    Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to new episodes. our entire video podcast library without YouTube ads, and our members-only Discord! The Tim Tier is only $1.99 a month! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsMyLf0G0ESkZw7z88w/join   Check out our merch at https://FugitiveFrames.Store   Need a super fast, high quality, ultra-secure VPN? Get 4 extra months as well as the entire Identity Defender suite for free when you sign up for 2 years at our affiliate link: https://www.expressvpn.com/newbiestartrek   Check out House of Wise and their wide range of CBD products designed to help with sleep, stress, strength, and even libido! Use our offer code NEWBIESTARTREK when you check out at https://houseofwise.co/NEWBIESTARTREK   Ask us a question at [email protected] and we may answer it on the podcast!   Intro theme song: Earl Grey (Hot!) by Nate Tang "What happened during this airdate?" song: Around the Sun by Nate Tang   Catch our other projects (Would You Stay Tuned, etc.) at https://fugitiveframes.com/   0:00 - Intro 20:00 - Sponsors 30:00 - Episode recap and discussion 1:31:11 - Mailbag 1:33:57 - Outro

Battle Lines! Full disclosure: Ricardo was quite sick during this recording, so he's even loopier than usual. But hey, we got Mike from Breaking Bad, we got fight scenes, we got nanomachines, we got the Bajoran Pope, what could go wrong?!   Check out "Starship Tempest  A Star Trek Adventures Podcast" at https://www.StarshipTempest.com or whereever you get your podcasts!    Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to new episodes. our entire video podcast library without YouTube ads, and our members-only Discord! The Tim Tier is only $1.99 a month! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsMyLf0G0ESkZw7z88w/join   Check out our merch at https://FugitiveFrames.Store   Need a super fast, high quality, ultra-secure VPN? Get 4 extra months as well as the entire Identity Defender suite for free when you sign up for 2 years at our affiliate link: https://www.expressvpn.com/newbiestartrek   Looking for a stylish, compact wallet that can fan out your cards with the push of a button? Get a discount by using our offer code "NEWBIE" at https://Ekster.com! This offer stacks with other sales on the website!   Ask us a question at [email protected] and we may answer it on the podcast!   Intro theme song: La Disfida by Nate Tang  "What happened during this airdate?" song: Around the Sun by Nate Tang    Catch our other projects (Would You Stay Tuned, etc.) at https://fugitiveframes.com/   0:00 - Intro 9:58 - Around the Sun 14:48 - Sponsors 22:48 - Episode recap and discussion 1:23:37 - Mailbag 1:29:47 - Outro

Vortex! We survived the vortex of the California fires to present you the Vortex of DS9! Y'know, the one where Odo gets knocked out by rocks. Also, I guess he gets more info about his loser family or relatives or whatever. Will we finally find out where Odo comes from in this episode? The answer, of course, is no, but hey, at least we had fun along the way. Right? Right?!   Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to new episodes. our entire video podcast library without YouTube ads, and our members-only Discord! The Tim Tier is only $1.99 a month! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsMyLf0G0ESkZw7z88w/join   Check out our merch at https://FugitiveFrames.Store   Need a super fast, high quality, ultra-secure VPN? Get 4 extra months as well as the entire Identity Defender suite for free when you sign up for 2 years at our affiliate link: https://www.expressvpn.com/newbiestartrek   Check out House of Wise and their wide range of CBD products designed to help with sleep, stress, strength, and even libido! Use our offer code NEWBIESTARTREK when you check out at https://houseofwise.co/NEWBIESTARTREK   Ask us a question at [email protected] and we may answer it on the podcast!   Intro theme song: La Disfida by Nate Tang  "What happened during this airdate?" song: Around the Sun by Nate Tang    Catch our other projects (Would You Stay Tuned, etc.) at https://fugitiveframes.com/   0:00 - Intro (Disney discussion) 11:37 - Around the Sun 19:30 - Sponsors 31:13 - Episode recap and discussion 1:13:51 - Mailbag 1:24:50 - Outro

Lessons! Picard finally allows himself to have an interoffice romance, just like the rest of his crew. But he's being REALLY stuck up about it. I dunno, I guess it's fair he doesn't want to put his new squeeze in danger as a captain, but who should he ask for advice? Riker? Deanna? Beverly? The guy with the hairy arms playing his flute for him? Tune in to find out!   Become a member of our YouTube channel and get access to a bunch of perks, including early access to new episodes. our entire video podcast library without YouTube ads, and our members-only Discord! The Tim Tier is only $1.99 a month! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClYIRsMyLf0G0ESkZw7z88w/join   Check out our merch at https://FugitiveFrames.Store   Need a super fast, high quality, ultra-secure VPN? Get 4 extra months as well as the entire Identity Defender suite for free when you sign up for 2 years at our affiliate link: https://www.expressvpn.com/newbiestartrek   Looking for a stylish, compact wallet that can fan out your cards with the push of a button? Get a discount by using our offer code "NEWBIE" at https://Ekster.com! This offer stacks with other sales on the website!   Ask us a question at [email protected] and we may answer it on the podcast!   Intro theme song: Earl Grey (Hot!) by Nate Tang "What happened during this airdate?" song: Around the Sun by Nate Tang   Catch our other projects (Would You Stay Tuned, etc.) at https://fugitiveframes.com/   0:00 - Intro (Disney discussion) 6:26 - Around the Sun 15:06 - Sponsors 24:24 - Episode recap and discussion 1:30:19 - Mailbag 1:34:20 - Outro